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Mantus · 01-10-2006, 06:34 PM

Freeman sells his pubes on e-bay under the guise of Colin Farrell.

Fly · 01-10-2006, 07:36 PM

Mantus doesn't know what "oral" means.

poor guy.

Elphaba · 01-12-2006, 01:26 PM

Flyman has been sulking all day long because he didn't get what he really wanted for his birthday.... Bud Lite

SirLance · 01-12-2006, 01:28 PM

Elphaba is really Wally Cox, reincarnated.

Poppinjay · 01-12-2006, 01:47 PM

SirLance writes fluffy cloud poetry, likes long walks on the beach, and horses.

uncle phil · 01-12-2006, 01:57 PM

and pop likes pina coladas...

Mantus · 01-12-2006, 05:31 PM

Uncle Phill is the personal stylist for Howie Mandel

kramus · 01-12-2006, 05:39 PM

Mantus has met the Great Pumpkin.

SirLance · 01-12-2006, 05:40 PM

Kramus is caught in a time warp. He's really from 1887. Or 2035... no one really knows for sure... not even Kramus...

Grasshopper Green · 01-12-2006, 05:58 PM

Sir Lance was Ivan the Terrible in a previous life. Don't upset him or he is liable to gouge your eye out with a spork.

shesus · 01-12-2006, 06:06 PM

Medusa hates cartoons. She will turn into a ninja if anyone puts on a Bugs Bunny Cartoon and don't even think of putting Rocky and Bullwinkle on...

kramus · 01-12-2006, 06:16 PM

shesus keeps Tinkerbell in a salt shaker in the kitchen. She claims the sprinkles of pixie dust make her scrambled eggs extra light and fluffy.

Fremen · 01-12-2006, 07:04 PM

kramus listens to Prairie Home Companion while taking a bubble bath, surrounded by scented candles.

serlindsipity · 01-12-2006, 07:10 PM

Fremen tends to exhibit the frequent Communist tendency.

Poppinjay · 01-13-2006, 10:19 AM

serlindsipity visits the honky tonk bars on Fridays, hoping for a cowboy...

SirLance · 01-13-2006, 10:21 AM

Poppinjay's plans to assasinate the Pillsbury Dough-Boy were foiled by the Michelin Tire Man. He plots revenge.

feelgood · 01-13-2006, 10:23 AM

Sir Lance secretly likes flyman's hairy ass and is anxiously awaiting the return of it...

Fremen · 01-13-2006, 12:44 PM

feel knows it's all about the the ass, but continues to deny it. Even while presented with the hairy roofer's proof.

Zeraph · 01-13-2006, 01:06 PM

Fremen puts a heavy amount of cinnamon and other spices in all his foods because he thinks it will make him live longer and turn his eyes a funny color...

SirLance · 01-13-2006, 01:09 PM

Zeraph has a pet giraffe named Leon. Leon likes to listen to Herman's Hermits, and warbles along to "Henry the Eigth" whenever it plays.

Poppinjay · 01-13-2006, 01:29 PM

SirLance is a bad mutha! SHUT YO MOUTH! I'm only talkin' 'bout SirLance. THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

And nobody understands him but his woman.

uncle phil · 01-13-2006, 02:50 PM

pop has it bad, and that ain't good...

BigBen · 01-17-2006, 02:18 PM

Uncle Phil is so lame that when he replied to this thread, people stopped posting...

SirLance · 01-17-2006, 02:20 PM

BigBen is SOOOOOO Big

'How big is he!"

He's so big that people often mistake him for a bus, and try to board him!

Sultana · 01-17-2006, 03:07 PM

SirLance meant to enter the user name of "ParLance", but got distracted as he attempted to board BigBen.

kramus · 01-17-2006, 03:18 PM

Sultana is secretly practicing tap dancing in the basement.

maleficent · 01-17-2006, 03:21 PM

Kramus is secretly hoping to be Sultana's Ginger Rogers to her Fred Astaire- he's hoping those tapand ballet lessons his momma made him take as a child will finally pay off. (and he looks delightful in chiffon too)

shesus · 01-17-2006, 03:27 PM

Maleficent claims not to like chocolate. However, not only does she love chocolate, she actually is the president of the nestle corporation and uses her 'hater' front as a marketing strategy.

uncle phil · 01-17-2006, 03:37 PM

she has a permanent zit on her left shoulderblade...

Sultana · 01-17-2006, 03:41 PM

I can't believe how gorgeous shesus is.

Oh wait, this is secret revealing time. OK...shesus likes to give internet makeovers to unwilling match.commers...

Un huh, too slow to post properly!

Uncle Phil is not so secretely in love...with himself!

MojoRisin · 01-17-2006, 04:19 PM

The forum title 'psycho' originated from Sultana.

Fremen · 01-17-2006, 07:23 PM

Mojo rubs his ass on various surfaces whenever he visits his neighbor's house.

Elphaba · 01-17-2006, 07:40 PM

Freman rubs his ass on any creature too slow to run away. Several states are considering legislation opposed to this, variously entitled "Save the Box Turtle" and "Freedom from Fremen." United Slugs International is a major "grass roots" sponsor.

MojoRisin · 01-18-2006, 02:31 AM

Elphaba is a political extremist gaining popularity with her "Anit-Ass" compaign.

Poppinjay · 01-18-2006, 05:27 AM

MojoRisin is the person behind the cocunter who insists you call a large, a "grande".

SirLance · 01-18-2006, 07:47 AM

Poppinjay runs up behind golfers on the tee box, yells "FORE!" and runs away, giggling hysterically. Several golf courses have banned him, but he does it anyway.

BigBen · 01-18-2006, 08:12 AM

Sir Lance's handicap (in golf) is 74.

His handicap in life, coincidentally, is also 74....

Fremen · 01-18-2006, 01:15 PM

As a pillow, BB rests his head every night on a watermelon.
He's had his current one for 6 weeks.

maleficent · 01-18-2006, 01:16 PM

fremen does things to watermelon of which I am not allowed to speak - let's just say - i wouldn't have fruit salad at fremen's place of residence...

Elphaba · 01-18-2006, 04:26 PM

Ms. M has a black site where attention sluts, whiners and the perpetually narcissistic are held indefinately. I know this to be true because I recently escaped through the coal shute.

01-10-2006, 07:36 PM	#6682 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Mantus doesn't know what "oral" means. poor guy. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-12-2006, 01:28 PM	#6684 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Elphaba is really Wally Cox, reincarnated. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-12-2006, 01:47 PM	#6685 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	SirLance writes fluffy cloud poetry, likes long walks on the beach, and horses. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-12-2006, 01:57 PM	#6686 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and pop likes pina coladas... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-12-2006, 05:39 PM	#6688 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Mantus has met the Great Pumpkin. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

01-10-2006, 06:34 PM	#6681 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Freeman sells his pubes on e-bay under the guise of Colin Farrell.

01-12-2006, 01:26 PM	#6683 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Flyman has been sulking all day long because he didn't get what he really wanted for his birthday.... Bud Lite

01-12-2006, 05:31 PM	#6687 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Uncle Phill is the personal stylist for Howie Mandel

01-12-2006, 05:40 PM	#6689 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Kramus is caught in a time warp. He's really from 1887. Or 2035... no one really knows for sure... not even Kramus... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-12-2006, 05:58 PM	#6690 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Sir Lance was Ivan the Terrible in a previous life. Don't upset him or he is liable to gouge your eye out with a spork. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

01-12-2006, 06:06 PM	#6691 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Medusa hates cartoons. She will turn into a ninja if anyone puts on a Bugs Bunny Cartoon and don't even think of putting Rocky and Bullwinkle on... __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-12-2006, 06:16 PM	#6692 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	shesus keeps Tinkerbell in a salt shaker in the kitchen. She claims the sprinkles of pixie dust make her scrambled eggs extra light and fluffy. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

01-12-2006, 07:04 PM	#6693 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	kramus listens to Prairie Home Companion while taking a bubble bath, surrounded by scented candles. __________________ Google

01-12-2006, 07:10 PM	#6694 (permalink)
serlindsipity Psycho Location: Boulder Baby!	Fremen tends to exhibit the frequent Communist tendency. __________________ My third eye is my camera's lens.

01-13-2006, 10:19 AM	#6695 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	serlindsipity visits the honky tonk bars on Fridays, hoping for a cowboy... __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-17-2006, 03:07 PM	#6705 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	SirLance meant to enter the user name of "ParLance", but got distracted as he attempted to board BigBen. __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.

01-17-2006, 04:19 PM	#6711 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	The forum title 'psycho' originated from Sultana. __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

01-13-2006, 10:21 AM	#6696 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poppinjay's plans to assasinate the Pillsbury Dough-Boy were foiled by the Michelin Tire Man. He plots revenge. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-13-2006, 10:23 AM	#6697 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Sir Lance secretly likes flyman's hairy ass and is anxiously awaiting the return of it...

01-13-2006, 12:44 PM	#6698 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	feel knows it's all about the the ass, but continues to deny it. Even while presented with the hairy roofer's proof. __________________ Google

01-13-2006, 01:06 PM	#6699 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Fremen puts a heavy amount of cinnamon and other spices in all his foods because he thinks it will make him live longer and turn his eyes a funny color...

01-13-2006, 01:09 PM	#6700 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Zeraph has a pet giraffe named Leon. Leon likes to listen to Herman's Hermits, and warbles along to "Henry the Eigth" whenever it plays. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-13-2006, 01:29 PM	#6701 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	SirLance is a bad mutha! SHUT YO MOUTH! I'm only talkin' 'bout SirLance. THEN WE CAN DIG IT! And nobody understands him but his woman. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-13-2006, 02:50 PM	#6702 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pop has it bad, and that ain't good... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-17-2006, 02:18 PM	#6703 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Uncle Phil is so lame that when he replied to this thread, people stopped posting... __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

01-17-2006, 02:20 PM	#6704 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	BigBen is SOOOOOO Big 'How big is he!" He's so big that people often mistake him for a bus, and try to board him! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-17-2006, 03:18 PM	#6706 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Sultana is secretly practicing tap dancing in the basement. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

01-17-2006, 03:21 PM	#6707 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Kramus is secretly hoping to be Sultana's Ginger Rogers to her Fred Astaire- he's hoping those tapand ballet lessons his momma made him take as a child will finally pay off. (and he looks delightful in chiffon too) __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-17-2006, 03:27 PM	#6708 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Maleficent claims not to like chocolate. However, not only does she love chocolate, she actually is the president of the nestle corporation and uses her 'hater' front as a marketing strategy. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-17-2006, 03:37 PM	#6709 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	she has a permanent zit on her left shoulderblade... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-17-2006, 03:41 PM	#6710 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	I can't believe how gorgeous shesus is. Oh wait, this is secret revealing time. OK...shesus likes to give internet makeovers to unwilling match.commers... Un huh, too slow to post properly! Uncle Phil is not so secretely in love...with himself! __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.

01-17-2006, 07:23 PM	#6712 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Mojo rubs his ass on various surfaces whenever he visits his neighbor's house. __________________ Google

01-17-2006, 07:40 PM	#6713 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Freman rubs his ass on any creature too slow to run away. Several states are considering legislation opposed to this, variously entitled "Save the Box Turtle" and "Freedom from Fremen." United Slugs International is a major "grass roots" sponsor.

01-18-2006, 02:31 AM	#6714 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	Elphaba is a political extremist gaining popularity with her "Anit-Ass" compaign. __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

01-18-2006, 05:27 AM	#6715 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	MojoRisin is the person behind the cocunter who insists you call a large, a "grande". __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-18-2006, 07:47 AM	#6716 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poppinjay runs up behind golfers on the tee box, yells "FORE!" and runs away, giggling hysterically. Several golf courses have banned him, but he does it anyway. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-18-2006, 08:12 AM	#6717 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Sir Lance's handicap (in golf) is 74. His handicap in life, coincidentally, is also 74.... __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.