05-18-2005, 02:05 PM | #5681 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Giant Hamburger subscribes to Readers Digest. He also has hopes that his Publishers Clearinghouse winning draw cheque is in the mail.
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05-18-2005, 02:35 PM | #5682 (permalink) |
Illusionary
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kramus secretly tapes all the TFP women in the ladies lounge locker room....and uses them to create his drawings
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05-18-2005, 02:53 PM | #5683 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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tecoyah secretly wishes Kramus would draw him naked and is willing to give his time over to modelling for him...
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05-19-2005, 02:00 PM | #5690 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Charlatan would rather stroll through a mall on a slow Tuesday afternoon than go see a new release movie. He wears flip flops when he does this.
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05-23-2005, 03:50 PM | #5695 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fresnelly will get over it...
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05-24-2005, 10:35 PM | #5696 (permalink) |
Upright
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Sadly, Uncle Phil will NOT get over it and die alone...thinking about it until the very end
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05-25-2005, 01:22 PM | #5697 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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KCMadcow really lives on the other side of the river...
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05-26-2005, 11:23 AM | #5698 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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uncle phil... is a secret agent for the saudis... they pay him in free gas coupons.
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05-26-2005, 03:52 PM | #5700 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fre is still just hangin' out, waitin' for janis to rise up from the grave and move upstate...
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05-31-2005, 11:56 AM | #5704 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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charlatan has a secret drawer FULL of free gas coupons from the saudis...
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05-31-2005, 04:11 PM | #5705 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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uncle phil marinates in a tub full of paprika and Worcestershire Sauce every winter for that overall tan that he maintains til summer.
He has problems for days afterwards fighting off the neighborhood dogs.
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05-31-2005, 04:47 PM | #5706 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fre is still pissed that he has to pay full price for his sleeper jammies...
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05-31-2005, 07:14 PM | #5707 (permalink) |
Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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Phil has a 6 handicap in golf, but is so afraid of the spotlight, and being better than Tiger and Jack, that he has his caddy lie heartily on his score cards...
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06-01-2005, 12:33 PM | #5710 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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tex hasn't washed his sleeper jammies in three weeks...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-01-2005, 01:02 PM | #5711 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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uncle p once sold a gross of sleeper jammies to the Shah of Iran.
Unfortunately for uncle p, they were damaged en route, and the Shah took back his pack of camels.
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06-02-2005, 11:29 AM | #5713 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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flip-flop was a-doin' the bop on a saturday night when all his neighbors showed up and threw a party...(old bobby darin reference...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-02-2005, 12:27 PM | #5714 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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uncle phil once sang back-up as a Pip.
He lasted for two shows, before the Great Sleeper Jammie incident of '67 happened that got him kicked out of the group forever. *hugs phil*
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06-03-2005, 04:48 PM | #5715 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fre is an aggie fan...
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06-05-2005, 11:06 AM | #5720 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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Charlatan wears a yellow bird costume when he goes out to night clubs looking to pick up chicks.
His scoring has been surprisingly impressive. There ya go, his secret for picking up birds. EXPOSED!
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