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06-25-2004, 09:41 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Peetster likes to watch the Lifetime Channel, because...how did he put it...."Sometimes you just need a good cry".
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06-25-2004, 12:18 PM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Peetster just never has been able to understand the plight of those that cannot afford cable.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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06-25-2004, 12:19 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pete hides his old national geographics behind the toilet...
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06-25-2004, 12:38 PM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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It took uncle phil months to find 'em. But damned if he didn't do it!
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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06-25-2004, 03:45 PM
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Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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National Geographic is doing a story on homeless drug addicted animals and Bill is going to be the photographer. The thing is that he is only doing it because he wants to see six. Peetster is going to kick his ass, and the pinto will run free!
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06-25-2004, 04:43 PM
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Illusionary
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wonderwench has passport in hand, tickets to Stockholm, and has been practicing with pliers and scalpel.
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06-25-2004, 05:46 PM
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Right Now
Location: Home
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Rugger, you consistently make me laugh. Just wanted to say that.
-------------------------------------------------------- tecoyah tried to issue the passport, but the Department of Homeland Security intervened and charged him with leading a lithium smuggling ring. The ASPCA is now involved, and homes and hearts are being broken. |
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06-25-2004, 07:23 PM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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But...what tecoyah doesn't know is that it was actually Peetster, acting under his authority as an agent of the Department of Homeland Security, while posing as an administrator for some internet forum or another, that set up the entire sting operation.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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06-26-2004, 06:52 PM
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pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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Taking advantage of rugger's financial woes, wonderwrench's avid desire to remove testicles, Bill O' slipped Peetster a $100 bucks and a certified guarrantee that he's not, in fact a lima bean, in return for the assurance that rugger will end up looking like Miss Hannigan and be delivered to his doorstep, hog-tied.
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06-27-2004, 10:09 AM
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Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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Flyman is still laughing because he is in the manic phase of his manic depression. Once the lithium arrives from the newly opened "Spot Pharmaceutical" The laughing should subside and devolve into a drool.
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06-27-2004, 12:10 PM
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Right Now
Location: Home
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Ruggerp's girlfriend suggested a "roll in the hay", prompting Ruggerp to purchase large bags of marshmallows and affix them to his naked body with superglue. He last saw her burning rubber on his driveway, which saddened him since he remembered his large National Georraphic collection in the trunk.
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06-28-2004, 12:07 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pete used to shine his service oxfords with a brick and a hershey bar...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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06-28-2004, 03:00 PM
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Upright
Location: California
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(No I was trying to explain that saying "eggers intimidates me" would be a secret of yours and have nothing to do with me, therefore you screwed up, BOOYAH)
Wonderwench is still embarassed about this photo taken of her: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp1.htm |
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