Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Fun Zone (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/)
-   -   It's the witty/sarcastic comeback GAME (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/122783-its-witty-sarcastic-comeback-game.html)

Midnight 08-23-2007 02:38 PM

No, I like my food already dead - i'm too lazy to catch it myself



Was that a frog?

albania 08-23-2007 02:46 PM

Yes, but I don't think the french like it when you call them that.

Do you know how to change a tire?

777 08-23-2007 04:12 PM

I know how to call AAA.

Does this (Insert article of clothing here) make me look fat?

Midnight 08-23-2007 04:39 PM

Only when you stand that way...


Was it dead when you it it?

Phant84 08-23-2007 05:53 PM

if your definition of dead is still has a pulse and was yelling "nooooooooo", then yes, it was dead

the beer is how much?!

Fast Forward 08-24-2007 01:13 AM

I thought you'd never ask!

Will you re-emburse me now or must I wait another month?

Munku 08-24-2007 01:39 AM

How about you come on over and I'll see what I can do about reimbursing you..

Does anyone miss me?

Fast Forward 08-24-2007 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munku
How about you come on over and I'll see what I can do about reimbursing you..

Does anyone miss me?

LOTS!

Who are you, anyway?

Munku 08-24-2007 01:48 AM

Dont act like you dont know..

Do you smell that?

Phant84 08-24-2007 06:48 AM

i wasn't going to say anything, but, we need to talk about your B.O. issue

what band are we going to check out tonight?

RenaissanceII 08-24-2007 08:20 AM

Scum of the Earth!

can you scratch that spot in the middle of my back?

Sticky 08-24-2007 08:57 AM

I have been dying for you to ask.

Did you eat lunch yet?

Phant84 08-24-2007 10:14 AM

not eat as much as inhale. thanks to a dumbass that cant control her smack habit

was it atleast black tar?

Fast Forward 08-27-2007 01:22 AM

No. It was the "final" result of eating too many paramata olives.

You've never seen THAT mixed into the asphalt, have you?

Midnight 08-27-2007 01:54 AM

Only when "The Mob" lays it...

Did you have to use MY t-shirt to wipe it up with?

Infinite_Loser 08-27-2007 02:14 AM

No, but I didn't want to get mine dirty.

What's with the face?

Fast Forward 08-27-2007 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight
Only when "The Mob" lays it...

Jesus! That was funny!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser
No, but I didn't want to get mine dirty.

What's with the face?

I have no idea! It was like when I woke this morning.

But my breath is alright, isn't it?

Midnight 08-27-2007 05:31 AM

Its fine if you've been licking the inside of a trashcan all night...



How many times to I have to ask you NOT to call me here?

Fast Forward 08-27-2007 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight
Its fine if you've been licking the inside of a trashcan all night...



How many times to I have to ask you NOT to call me here?

I've lost count.

How many times have I told you not to answer unless your husband's out?

777 08-27-2007 03:08 PM

Sorry about that. Hey let's check out this bar, I'd like to push in your stool.

Do you know how fast your were driving?

Midnight 08-27-2007 04:43 PM

No, I was too busy jilling off while I drove to notice.


Where the hell are my keys?

fresnelly 08-27-2007 04:50 PM

They're still in the bowl by the door and the party's been over for three hours now.

Now where the hell are my pants?

RenaissanceII 08-27-2007 05:14 PM

look up the flagpole....

Why did you do that?

Lady Sage 08-27-2007 05:38 PM

The Rice Krispies told me to, duh.

Ok, who switched my KY with super poly grip?

Midnight 08-27-2007 05:41 PM

your ex, he thought you didnt get off enough and you hand needed to stay there a while.

are those my underpants?

Lady Sage 08-27-2007 06:22 PM

I wouldnt admit to it if they were since they are sealed in an evidence bag.

Who used the last of the toilet paper?

RenaissanceII 08-27-2007 07:32 PM

the family cat.

Who put the benzadrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?

Fast Forward 08-28-2007 04:58 AM

The truth - or the 5th.?

But who was it who said, "She was boring unless she's high"?

Yukimura 08-28-2007 10:54 AM

It was her dealer.

Where has all the rum gone?

777 08-28-2007 03:21 PM

Shhh, I spiked the watermelon. Have a slice.

Who made this mess?

Infinite_Loser 08-28-2007 05:30 PM

A messy person.

Aren't I smart?

Fast Forward 08-29-2007 12:04 AM

Without any doubt!


Whose pistol is that you're hold against my head?

Midnight 08-29-2007 01:25 AM

The pirate's - he left it under my bed.



BUT WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!?!?!?!?!!?

Yukimura 08-29-2007 11:03 AM

I'll give you a hint, there's a good reason you don't remember.

Is there anything for me?

777 08-29-2007 03:29 PM

I have some epoxy you can have.

Did you hear that?

uncle phil 08-29-2007 05:36 PM

not since i had my ears lowered...

you have all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire...

Midnight 08-29-2007 05:54 PM

which is why I fuck your best friend while you're at work - he dosent care.


can you pick up some tampons on your way home?

Infinite_Loser 08-29-2007 06:45 PM

Nope.

Why do women talk so much?

Midnight 08-29-2007 07:17 PM

because men are boring to listen to?


do you mind moving your car?

Infinite_Loser 08-29-2007 07:39 PM

Yes.

Why will tomorrow never get here?


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 06:53 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73