It's the witty/sarcastic comeback GAME - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

777 · 08-21-2007, 03:10 PM

Is your sarcasm underapreciated?

Your wit to sharp for the witless?

Loved ones don't realize that you were only kidding around?

Then this is the place for you!

Here's the rules: look at the previous poster's question, and then post a witty or sarcastic reply to it, then type up a short question for the next poster. Smileys are optional.

Example:

Why didn't you come to work yesterday?

I was feeling disgruntled that day.

Where have you been all night?

Sticky · 08-21-2007, 05:10 PM

Having an affair.

Why did you buy the expensive orange juice?

777 · 08-21-2007, 05:22 PM

Cuz they ran out of the cheap stuff I like.

What's for dinner tonight?

Phant84 · 08-21-2007, 06:39 PM

depends on what you plan on making....

who called?

clavus · 08-21-2007, 09:29 PM

Tell Kieth Moon "Hi" for me.

What the fuck is all over your face?

RenaissanceII · 08-21-2007, 11:02 PM

Your beloved's juices.

Can you feel your toes?

Midnight · 08-21-2007, 11:54 PM

Only if I feel like bending over and grabbing them..

What the hell is all over your shirt?

Fast Forward · 08-22-2007, 12:52 AM

Chalk

What did you think it was?

Sion · 08-22-2007, 02:34 AM

You don't want to go there.

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

Push-Pull · 08-22-2007, 03:42 AM

I'm not sure, the lab is supposed to be calling any minute to tell me.

Did you eat all the chips?

Sticky · 08-22-2007, 05:41 AM

No, I liberated them from their plastic prison and set them free. I hope they survive in the wild.

When are you leaving to work today?

Midnight · 08-22-2007, 10:24 AM

Depends on how soon you get out of my office.

Did you MEAN to do that to your hair?

albania · 08-22-2007, 11:42 AM

Yea, it does look sort of weird. Now I'm starting to think that the toddler who cut my hair lied about being a world class hairdresser.

What are you doing here?

Phant84 · 08-22-2007, 11:52 AM

i'm here for the intervention

why did you wake me up?

albania · 08-22-2007, 12:04 PM

If we are to be frank, I thought breaking into my house for a nap was rude.

Have you seen my toothbrush?

Phant84 · 08-22-2007, 01:25 PM

yeah, i just put it back...... you might want to pick the pubes off before you use it again

did you tell your sister thanks for me?

Midnight · 08-22-2007, 02:37 PM

Yeah and she said her doctor wants to see you about the rash you gave her.

Do you have any more superglue?

albania · 08-22-2007, 02:52 PM

That depends, what does superglue taste like? If it tastes like burning, you're out of luck.

Is there anything on tv?

World's King · 08-22-2007, 02:55 PM

Only the cat.

How did he die?

Phant84 · 08-22-2007, 03:08 PM

sorry, i was drunk, the cat was there, i had already taken the viagra.............

how much is it?

Midnight · 08-22-2007, 03:12 PM

More than you can grow on your money tree out back this season.

I drank WHAT?

albania · 08-22-2007, 05:20 PM

Sorry about that, guess I should have told you that those bottles of lipton iced tea are really filled with dishwashing liquid. It's a hobby of mine.

Is that my shirt?

Midnight · 08-22-2007, 05:28 PM

No its MY shirt until its washed again, and keep your fingers out of my panty drawer!

Ok, where did I leave my keys?

Phant84 · 08-22-2007, 11:00 PM

aqui estan pinches llaves

what did i say?

Midnight · 08-22-2007, 11:10 PM

¿qué, parezco un traductor?

Who used the penis stretcher last?

Fast Forward · 08-23-2007, 12:16 AM

An intruder.

Where do you keep that thing, anyway?

RenaissanceII · 08-23-2007, 12:20 AM

As a spare leg on the coffee table.

Could you carry a tune?

Fast Forward · 08-23-2007, 12:48 AM

Very well, actually.

But you wouldn't know the difference, would you?

Midnight · 08-23-2007, 12:50 AM

No more than you would know gourmet from McDonalds.....

Did you pick up the kids from school?

Phant84 · 08-23-2007, 01:51 AM

nah, the lazy fuckers can walk the 8 miles home themselves

who do you work for?

Midnight · 08-23-2007, 01:56 AM

Whoever is willing to sign the biggest paycheck

what is that smell?

Sion · 08-23-2007, 02:31 AM

your upper lip

is this the mens room?

albania · 08-23-2007, 04:57 AM

It better be...or else I left an awful mess for somebody to clean up.

Did you read all these books?

Midnight · 08-23-2007, 05:17 AM

No I just like the way they look all lined up like that on the shelves

You aren't really going to eat that are you?

Phant84 · 08-23-2007, 06:33 AM

no, i'm just gonna hide it in my stomach for awhile

why don't you just shut up

hagatha · 08-23-2007, 08:36 AM

You're the one making all the noise.

are you really wearing that today?

albania · 08-23-2007, 08:47 AM

No, I'm actually going to wear it yesterday; I built a time machine and am going into the past.

So can I ask you something?

Midnight · 08-23-2007, 11:28 AM

Um yeah, one per customer - you just asked your one.

What did the cleaning lady do to this table?

Sion · 08-23-2007, 12:57 PM

looks like she cleaned it...with her bare ass.

why are you looking at me in that tone of voice?

albania · 08-23-2007, 02:22 PM

Because I have a mouth where my eyes should be.

Do you want to grab a bite to eat?

08-21-2007, 03:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	It's the witty/sarcastic comeback GAME Is your sarcasm underapreciated? Your wit to sharp for the witless? Loved ones don't realize that you were only kidding around? Then this is the place for you! Here's the rules: look at the previous poster's question, and then post a witty or sarcastic reply to it, then type up a short question for the next poster. Smileys are optional. Example: Why didn't you come to work yesterday? I was feeling disgruntled that day. Where have you been all night? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

08-21-2007, 05:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Cuz they ran out of the cheap stuff I like. What's for dinner tonight? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

08-21-2007, 06:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	depends on what you plan on making.... who called? __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-21-2007, 09:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Tell Kieth Moon "Hi" for me. What the fuck is all over your face? __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

08-21-2007, 11:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
RenaissanceII Psycho Location: Grand Rapids	Your beloved's juices. Can you feel your toes? __________________ *And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.* Anais Nin I Wish *You* Well.

08-21-2007, 05:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sticky	Having an affair. Why did you buy the expensive orange juice? __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-21-2007, 11:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Only if I feel like bending over and grabbing them.. What the hell is all over your shirt?

08-22-2007, 12:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Chalk What did you think it was?

08-22-2007, 02:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	You don't want to go there. What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-22-2007, 03:42 AM	#10 (permalink)
Push-Pull I'll ask when I'm ready.... Location: Firmly in the middle....	I'm not sure, the lab is supposed to be calling any minute to tell me. Did you eat all the chips? __________________ "No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me- "Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown- DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

08-22-2007, 05:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sticky	No, I liberated them from their plastic prison and set them free. I hope they survive in the wild. When are you leaving to work today? __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-22-2007, 10:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Depends on how soon you get out of my office. Did you MEAN to do that to your hair?

08-22-2007, 11:42 AM	#13 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Yea, it does look sort of weird. Now I'm starting to think that the toddler who cut my hair lied about being a world class hairdresser. What are you doing here?

08-22-2007, 11:52 AM	#14 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	i'm here for the intervention why did you wake me up? __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-22-2007, 12:04 PM	#15 (permalink)
albania Psycho	If we are to be frank, I thought breaking into my house for a nap was rude. Have you seen my toothbrush?

08-22-2007, 01:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	yeah, i just put it back...... you might want to pick the pubes off before you use it again did you tell your sister thanks for me? __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-22-2007, 02:37 PM	#17 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Yeah and she said her doctor wants to see you about the rash you gave her. Do you have any more superglue?

08-22-2007, 02:52 PM	#18 (permalink)
albania Psycho	That depends, what does superglue taste like? If it tastes like burning, you're out of luck. Is there anything on tv?

08-22-2007, 02:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Only the cat. How did he die? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-22-2007, 03:08 PM	#20 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	sorry, i was drunk, the cat was there, i had already taken the viagra............. how much is it? __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-22-2007, 03:12 PM	#21 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	More than you can grow on your money tree out back this season. I drank WHAT?

08-22-2007, 05:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Sorry about that, guess I should have told you that those bottles of lipton iced tea are really filled with dishwashing liquid. It's a hobby of mine. Is that my shirt?

08-22-2007, 05:28 PM	#23 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	No its MY shirt until its washed again, and keep your fingers out of my panty drawer! Ok, where did I leave my keys?

08-22-2007, 11:00 PM	#24 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	aqui estan pinches llaves what did i say? __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-22-2007, 11:10 PM	#25 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	¿qué, parezco un traductor? Who used the penis stretcher last?

08-23-2007, 12:16 AM	#26 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	An intruder. Where do you keep that thing, anyway?

08-23-2007, 12:20 AM	#27 (permalink)
RenaissanceII Psycho Location: Grand Rapids	As a spare leg on the coffee table. Could you carry a tune? __________________ *And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.* Anais Nin I Wish *You* Well.

08-23-2007, 12:48 AM	#28 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Very well, actually. But you wouldn't know the difference, would you?

08-23-2007, 12:50 AM	#29 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	No more than you would know gourmet from McDonalds..... Did you pick up the kids from school?

08-23-2007, 01:51 AM	#30 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	nah, the lazy fuckers can walk the 8 miles home themselves who do you work for? __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-23-2007, 01:56 AM	#31 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Whoever is willing to sign the biggest paycheck what is that smell?

08-23-2007, 02:31 AM	#32 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	your upper lip is this the mens room? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-23-2007, 04:57 AM	#33 (permalink)
albania Psycho	It better be...or else I left an awful mess for somebody to clean up. Did you read all these books?

08-23-2007, 05:17 AM	#34 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	No I just like the way they look all lined up like that on the shelves You aren't really going to eat that are you?

08-23-2007, 06:33 AM	#35 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	no, i'm just gonna hide it in my stomach for awhile why don't you just shut up __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil