09-24-2007, 02:58 PM | #121 (permalink) |
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Just answer the question or I'll twist your nipple.
Is that your car?
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09-26-2007, 03:27 PM | #124 (permalink) |
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Somewhere else.
Is the pizza here yet?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
09-26-2007, 04:41 PM | #126 (permalink) |
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Let's just say that I'd like to give this to you to show how much I care about you. (secretly spat in it)
Are you going to wear that to dinner with my parents?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
09-28-2007, 03:52 PM | #135 (permalink) |
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(loading shotgun) Me, mad? When have you ever known me to be #$%& MAD?!
Did that hurt?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
10-01-2007, 04:31 PM | #139 (permalink) |
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How was your weekend?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
10-03-2007, 04:56 PM | #143 (permalink) |
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Yo moma's house, foo.
Who drank my 40?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
10-04-2007, 03:40 PM | #146 (permalink) |
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Where you going to offer the cocoanut cream pie that was in the fridge? Cuz I gave that to the homeless guy on the street corner.
Who moved my cheese?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
10-08-2007, 03:16 PM | #148 (permalink) |
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I did, but the withdrawl symtoms aren't worth it.
Is this all there is to eat?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
10-09-2007, 11:54 PM | #149 (permalink) |
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Until you cook more, yes (tada, I actually came up with something smart-alec-y)
What's for dinner?
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10-10-2007, 02:42 PM | #150 (permalink) |
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Nothing, now go to your room!
When did you last wash your car?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
10-11-2007, 05:02 PM | #154 (permalink) |
But You'll Never Prove It.
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No, I'm waiting to see if it grows.
What are you looking at?
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10-12-2007, 04:47 AM | #157 (permalink) |
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i wanted to pop the LARGE zit that was on your neck, but i realised it was only your head.
you look like you've just been hit by a truck...what happened?
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10-12-2007, 05:46 PM | #160 (permalink) |
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Not that badly.
Is that a wart on your nose?
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