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#241 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up in the Freezer.
Do you have any real sugar, or just the artificial crap.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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#242 (permalink) |
sufferable
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To get down and dirty one needs the real thing. Artificial just isnt as satisfying.
How does one silver the back of a mirror?
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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata |
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#243 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Did you cause the problem, you discombobulated bobblehead?
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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#244 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: The next town over
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I was not the problem...but you're gonna see how quickly I can be the solution.
Is that really necessary, or are you just lookin' for sympathy?
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#246 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: The next town over
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I don't know who let the dogs out, but you're gettin' 'em back in!
Was that really the best you could muster?
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#247 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Oh, I can do much better, but it really isn't worth the time.
So who died and made you god?
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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#249 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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No, but they do prevent you from being mistaken for sasquatch.
Don't you think that pilsner is an overrated type of beer?
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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#250 (permalink) |
drawn and redrawn
Location: Some where in Southern California
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You know how it is with beer, the more you drink, the better it gets.
Did you hear my cell phone ring just now?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
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#251 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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That must be some prision if you have a phone in your cell, or are you simply going mad, Mad, MAD, I tell you, MAD! Muuuuhuhuhuhahahahahaha!!!!!
I didn't mess up my hair doing that just now, did I?
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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#257 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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gimme a dime and we'll be even...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#260 (permalink) |
Cheers
Location: Eastcoast USA
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no, you're suppose to wait on your knees...til the sheep come home.
What's that little thing there? __________________
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..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss Last edited by Shell; 02-27-2010 at 03:14 PM.. |
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