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Midnight 08-29-2007 08:08 PM

because im not through yelling at you today yet


Why do you empty my ashtray just as im about to flick?

Fast Forward 08-30-2007 12:45 AM

Just testing your reflexes for hitting a "moving target".

Anyway, didn't you tell me that you wanted me to encourage to stop smoking?

Midnight 08-30-2007 06:21 AM

Yeah, maybe if I'm on FIRE!


Got a light?

skookemdude 08-30-2007 08:39 AM

Ya jump in the air and light on your ass


Why you have a cast on your nose

RenaissanceII 08-30-2007 08:56 AM

Tried to go down on the Venus DeMilo statue at the museum.

Why are you hiding that weasel?

Infinite_Loser 08-30-2007 07:21 PM

What weasel?

Did you know a rat is a squirrel with a bushy tail?

Lady Sage 08-30-2007 07:24 PM

NO, but I knew a squirrel was a rat with a bushy tail.

Where DID I leave that duct tape?

Fast Forward 08-31-2007 12:01 AM

..... in the the trunk of Ted Bundy's VW.

And what did you use it for last?

777 08-31-2007 03:13 PM

I used your brush on the dog.

What's that smell?

albania 09-01-2007 06:07 PM

I think that's chlorine; I was mixing ammonia and bleach, two great cleaning products what could go wrong?


What a cute dog, is it yours?

DaveOrion 09-02-2007 03:55 AM

Thats not a dog, its my mother in law and shes not house broken.

Can I get you another drink???

Fast Forward 09-03-2007 12:46 AM

"CAN" you? In your inebriated state I don't think that's possible.


Are you buying?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-03-2007 12:16 PM

Sure, money is imaginary anyway.

What was the original point of this game?

777 09-03-2007 03:48 PM

If I told you, I´d you have to kill you.

What's the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

Fast Forward 09-03-2007 11:52 PM

Address the Magic Eight Ball and confine your question to a "yes" or "no" response.


Are you doing your own killing or do you employ a hit man to do the work?

Midnight 09-06-2007 09:19 PM

some of us dont NEED to use a hit man.


do you realize that's not a sex toy?

777 09-07-2007 03:15 PM

Do you realize your lack of creativity?

¿Que pasa?

Fast Forward 09-10-2007 01:23 AM

No mucho!

Do you know what "handkerchief is called in Japanese?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-11-2007 05:37 PM

Hell, no! I'm an "american"!

Why are you so surly?

Fast Forward 09-13-2007 12:58 AM

I don't know. You always have that affect on me.

Who do you think you are anyway, asking me that question?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-13-2007 04:52 PM

Popeye.

The people are restless.

debaser 09-13-2007 05:02 PM

Let them eat cake.

Don't you get the rules to this game?

ngdawg 09-13-2007 06:37 PM

Does this look like a game to you?

What's with those fingernails?

Munku 09-13-2007 11:55 PM

Ask again and I may have to claw your eyes out..

Don't you realize everyone has their own agenda they gotta keep nailed down?

Fast Forward 09-14-2007 01:07 AM

No.

Do you?

HamiC 09-14-2007 03:26 AM

No, never, never.

Where's the records room?

Midnight 09-14-2007 04:27 AM

Records? They don't make those any more man... you live under a rock for the past 2 decades?


You want some coffee with your sugar there?

777 09-14-2007 03:01 PM

Sure, my caffine flow is being diluted by all this blood.

Where's my steak?

Munku 09-16-2007 11:38 PM

Ask Fido, It's hanging out of his mouth.. Man's best friend my ass!

Cold in here, no?

Fast Forward 09-17-2007 12:57 AM

Not where I'm standing.

Why do you insist on putting your parishable food into the fridge, from the inside?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-18-2007 01:40 PM

I'll deny that in court.

Do you have any cheese?

777 09-18-2007 04:09 PM

I was hoping you brought the cheese along with you whine.

Which iPod should I get?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-19-2007 06:10 PM

The one that's implanted behind your ear.

I just had another fucking epiphany!

Munku 09-19-2007 11:37 PM

See I told you first grade math was easy!

How can I bowl higher than a 180?

Fast Forward 09-20-2007 12:05 AM

Get yourself a pair of high-heel boots and you can bowl (or do anthing else for that matter) much higher than 180 - centimetres, of course.

Whose idea was this, anyway :confused:

Ourcrazymodern? 09-20-2007 06:52 AM

I think God had a hand in it.

You had better wake up, Sabu!

albania 09-20-2007 06:27 PM

I'm sorry you don't qualify for jeopardy. It needs to be in the form of a question.


Wow, that looks heavy; how heavy do you think that is?

777 09-21-2007 04:56 PM

lift it and find out.

Was that a ninja?

Munku 09-22-2007 10:24 PM

Are you still breathing? Then no, it wasn't a ninja...

Why do blondes have more fun?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-23-2007 01:09 AM

Because they have that reputation.

Was that a serious question?


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