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because im not through yelling at you today yet
Why do you empty my ashtray just as im about to flick? |
Just testing your reflexes for hitting a "moving target".
Anyway, didn't you tell me that you wanted me to encourage to stop smoking? |
Yeah, maybe if I'm on FIRE!
Got a light? |
Ya jump in the air and light on your ass
Why you have a cast on your nose |
Tried to go down on the Venus DeMilo statue at the museum.
Why are you hiding that weasel? |
What weasel?
Did you know a rat is a squirrel with a bushy tail? |
NO, but I knew a squirrel was a rat with a bushy tail.
Where DID I leave that duct tape? |
..... in the the trunk of Ted Bundy's VW.
And what did you use it for last? |
I used your brush on the dog.
What's that smell? |
I think that's chlorine; I was mixing ammonia and bleach, two great cleaning products what could go wrong?
What a cute dog, is it yours? |
Thats not a dog, its my mother in law and shes not house broken.
Can I get you another drink??? |
"CAN" you? In your inebriated state I don't think that's possible.
Are you buying? |
Sure, money is imaginary anyway.
What was the original point of this game? |
If I told you, I´d you have to kill you.
What's the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? |
Address the Magic Eight Ball and confine your question to a "yes" or "no" response.
Are you doing your own killing or do you employ a hit man to do the work? |
some of us dont NEED to use a hit man.
do you realize that's not a sex toy? |
Do you realize your lack of creativity?
¿Que pasa? |
No mucho!
Do you know what "handkerchief is called in Japanese? |
Hell, no! I'm an "american"!
Why are you so surly? |
I don't know. You always have that affect on me.
Who do you think you are anyway, asking me that question? |
Popeye.
The people are restless. |
Let them eat cake.
Don't you get the rules to this game? |
Does this look like a game to you?
What's with those fingernails? |
Ask again and I may have to claw your eyes out..
Don't you realize everyone has their own agenda they gotta keep nailed down? |
No.
Do you? |
No, never, never.
Where's the records room? |
Records? They don't make those any more man... you live under a rock for the past 2 decades?
You want some coffee with your sugar there? |
Sure, my caffine flow is being diluted by all this blood.
Where's my steak? |
Ask Fido, It's hanging out of his mouth.. Man's best friend my ass!
Cold in here, no? |
Not where I'm standing.
Why do you insist on putting your parishable food into the fridge, from the inside? |
I'll deny that in court.
Do you have any cheese? |
I was hoping you brought the cheese along with you whine.
Which iPod should I get? |
The one that's implanted behind your ear.
I just had another fucking epiphany! |
See I told you first grade math was easy!
How can I bowl higher than a 180? |
Get yourself a pair of high-heel boots and you can bowl (or do anthing else for that matter) much higher than 180 - centimetres, of course.
Whose idea was this, anyway :confused: |
I think God had a hand in it.
You had better wake up, Sabu! |
I'm sorry you don't qualify for jeopardy. It needs to be in the form of a question.
Wow, that looks heavy; how heavy do you think that is? |
lift it and find out.
Was that a ninja? |
Are you still breathing? Then no, it wasn't a ninja...
Why do blondes have more fun? |
Because they have that reputation.
Was that a serious question? |
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