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Tophat665 08-23-2008 05:26 AM

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up in the Freezer.

Do you have any real sugar, or just the artificial crap.

girldetective 08-23-2008 05:43 AM

To get down and dirty one needs the real thing. Artificial just isnt as satisfying.

How does one silver the back of a mirror?

Jetée 08-23-2008 06:31 AM

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Did you cause the problem, you discombobulated bobblehead?

coldhands 08-25-2008 03:02 PM

I was not the problem...but you're gonna see how quickly I can be the solution.

Is that really necessary, or are you just lookin' for sympathy?

somethingxxx 11-29-2008 10:13 PM

Hug me and i'll tell you.

Who really let the dogs out?

coldhands 11-30-2008 05:29 AM

I don't know who let the dogs out, but you're gettin' 'em back in!

Was that really the best you could muster?

Tophat665 11-30-2008 09:54 PM

Oh, I can do much better, but it really isn't worth the time.

So who died and made you god?

Fly 12-01-2008 10:37 AM

paddy fucking joe did!!!!!!!!!!



do these pants make my ass look big?

Tophat665 12-01-2008 11:33 AM

No, but they do prevent you from being mistaken for sasquatch.

Don't you think that pilsner is an overrated type of beer?

777 01-08-2009 06:48 PM

You know how it is with beer, the more you drink, the better it gets.

Did you hear my cell phone ring just now?

Tophat665 01-09-2009 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 777 (Post 2581278)
Did you hear my cell phone ring just now?

That must be some prision if you have a phone in your cell, or are you simply going mad, Mad, MAD, I tell you, MAD! Muuuuhuhuhuhahahahahaha!!!!!

I didn't mess up my hair doing that just now, did I?

cdwonderful 02-01-2009 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2581463)

I didn't mess up my hair doing that just now, did I?

not really, but I really think you should brush your teeth again.....

That didnt hurt did it?

limited edition 02-17-2010 03:17 PM

no but it impaired by judgement enough for that one night stand

by the way how is your long lost father?

Plan9 02-17-2010 03:43 PM

He's not lost anymore. The FBI found the body.

I wish my car wasn't compared to a rollerskate.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-26-2010 09:54 AM

I wish you had a different car, too.

What happened to the ringing in my ears?

girldetective 02-26-2010 08:03 PM

She'll be back.

How much for the nickle?

uncle phil 02-27-2010 02:59 AM

gimme a dime and we'll be even... :)

make the freakin' rain go away...

Shell 02-27-2010 12:47 PM

poof...there...now I've turned it into snow, sleet, and ice for you

What is sex like?

freeload 02-27-2010 02:11 PM

With your mom? - Boring, she's not as tight as your dad.

Am I just supposed to lie down and wait?

Shell 02-27-2010 02:52 PM

no, you're suppose to wait on your knees...til the sheep come home.

What's that little thing there?


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Ourcrazymodern? 02-27-2010 03:28 PM

Where?

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

girldetective 02-27-2010 04:53 PM

No, I was talking above you.

How much wood?

limited edition 03-06-2010 02:47 AM

could a woodchuck chuck... zero, he could chuck ZERO wood.

is it me or is it just hot in here?


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