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Yes, but he enjoys Tartare.
Who can you trust? |
Richard Nixon and the face I see in mirrors.
Why did it only take you 5 minutes? |
I graduated from janitorial skool with honars.
Where did those shots come from? |
From the twelve pack over there in the corner.
Do you spit or swallow? |
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Ok, but I'll try. Yes, he did. The poor fellow was misinformed and was led astray by unsavoury elements of political society, unbeknownst to him, the sweet dear boy. Don't you also think he should have run for another term, once he was cleared by his replacement? |
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Do you think it would be helpful to race relations if Bill Cosby would lighten the fuck up? Quote:
And that first comeback has got to be about W. :D |
only if vitaligo comes in a tube.
will you parley? |
I might, but I think we're thread-jacking off.
Boys will be boys. |
I agree.I believe it is called Peter Panitis.
anyone else spending the day alone? |
Only if I'm in China.
What was here before the Bing Bang, and what is the space it has not yet expanded to? |
Something as dense as my poor brain..expanding between my Tears.
Do dust mites relish our dead skin cells as dessert? |
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... and what are those swarming all over your eyebrows? |
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Dammit, I told her I didnt like 69. How cheap are you? |
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Are those my socks you're wearing? (I just know I'm going to regret that question :expressionless: ) |
No. ( you must be psychic.)
How will you play the game? |
Superbly.
Haven't you had enough of this abuse? |
My wheat must be seperated from my gaffe, somehow, dear fellow.
May you be excused? |
Not until I've cleaned my plate and gotten my gold star, I mayen't.
What color is the sky in your world? |
Our world has many colours of inhabitants.
What's that tap-tapping? |
Landshark.
Wanna buy a watch? |
Nope, not the right time...
How come you always leave your dirty socks on the floor? |
They are so tired and need to rest.
Wow..I found a fandango...should I return it? |
I'll take it, unless of course you'd like to dance it with me.
Why do you always leave the toilet seat up? |
because I like to make baskets with my cigarette butts.
How will you ever forgive me? |
who says I will.
Have you had that checked by a doctor? |
Actually, I was thinking of having it checked by a tattoo artist.
Or maybe covered with penrose tiling. So did you want to be curmudgeon when you grew up when you were a kid, or was this just a skill set the grew by chance? |
I have a feeling that I come from a long line of curmudgeons, but proof of this kind of pedigree is hard to pin down.
Is non-kinky sex a waste of time? |
If you have to ask, you're doing it wrong.
I wonder with the pervasiveness of mass media if Life hasn't begun to imitate (slapdash, shoddy, profit driven) Art. |
Only if they're going to publish something artistic - like naked Lindsay Lohan pics.
What should I do for St. Patrick's Day? |
Find a parade and start throwing oranges at the paraders. They'll appreciate some citrus. Wear running shoes.
Anybody have an extra three fifty they can lend me 'til Fryday? |
No..but I will lend you my spell-checker, 'til Friday..unless that was a
reference to a fish-fry. Who left the door open? |
Well, I don't live in a barn, but I have it on good authority that I was born in a livery stable.
My head is killing me. Anybody have some asprin? |
No, but I can get you Kevorkian's number if you like.
Is that your gun or are you just happy to see me? |
The bulge in my briefs doesn't require a concealed weapons permit, though maybe it should.
Do your nipples know that it's rude to point? |
What nipples?
Would John Belushi still be alive if he had taken his own advice and said "no Coke, Pepsi"? |
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(It may affect my bedroom time..... not called the Minuteman for nothing, let's see others go a minute, that's stamina baby.....) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
I don't live here.
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Again I ask, would John Belushi still be alive if he had said, "No Coke, Pepsi"?
(Of course injecting Pepsi with heroin may be just as unhealthy.) |
Well last time I checked he was still getting over the big gang banger party he had. I heard that he OD'd. So He says next time around. Both coke and pepsi banned. Sorry...
How do you want your coffee? |
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