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bagatelle · 03-16-2011, 10:51 PM

I choose carrot glace's lines. The woman looks like she is spoiled.

carrot glace · 03-18-2011, 08:00 PM

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-18-2011, 09:12 PM

That ain't dirt, it's make-up

Fremen · 03-19-2011, 11:25 AM

(not the caption) I saw this pic on another site and someone compared her to Chyna, the ex-wrestler. She's definitely got a strong jaw.
I don't think she's right for the part.

Back to the caption...

Is this the way to the S&M party?
or
Anybody seen my turtle wax?

Tophat665 · 03-21-2011, 04:19 AM

Not Lynda Carter.

carrot glace · 03-26-2011, 09:46 PM

I choose fremen, for the wax

Fremen · 03-27-2011, 04:57 AM

Tophat665 · 03-28-2011, 06:01 AM

Um, Bill, When I said you needed to be more sunny-side up, and to look on the bright side... Yeah, I didn't mean at the same time.

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Egg-spert witness.

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An albumin cover: The Numa Numa Guy covers "The Humpty Dance."

Jehu · 03-28-2011, 12:40 PM

This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Tophat665 · 03-28-2011, 04:28 PM

I've got a Headache THIS BIG. And it's got Eggs-Headrin written all over it.

carrot glace · 03-28-2011, 07:22 PM

this is what happens when you eat too many happy-meals from mcdonalds
------------
worst superhero EVER
------------------------
thats EGGs... on YOUR FACE

Tophat665 · 03-29-2011, 09:33 AM

Goo Goo Ga Joob!

carrot glace · 03-29-2011, 09:43 PM

i've... got... EGGS-RAY VISION!

bagatelle · 03-30-2011, 01:38 AM

What an eggcellent view!

Jehu · 03-30-2011, 06:53 AM

"Is he still doing it?"
"Yes...don't look. It'll just encourage him."
"At least this isn't as bad as when he had the hot dog last week."

uncle phil · 03-30-2011, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

Tophat665 · 03-30-2011, 07:16 AM

Oh get ova yourself.

Jetée · 04-01-2011, 03:19 AM

I don't know why Larry's so friggin' ecstatic (play-on-word-worthy: 'egg-static') about his breakfast every single damn day - the yolk's on him - actually, the eggs are more often on him than on his plate. What a ham!

Fremen · 04-01-2011, 06:46 AM

they're all eggcellent, but I'll have to go with carrot's "eggs-ray vision".

carrot glace · 04-02-2011, 01:50 PM

Fremen · 04-03-2011, 02:36 AM

Hey baby, how'd you get barbecue all the way up here?

Tophat665 · 04-03-2011, 09:45 AM

Yes, Oldgai-San, you do taste like desperation.

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Proof Positive that the Lizard People have infiltrated the Diet.

uncle phil · 04-03-2011, 10:50 AM

"I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love..."

bagatelle · 04-04-2011, 08:36 AM

Uhoh, my thongue pierthing ith now thuck in youw eawwing.

Tophat665 · 04-04-2011, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

"I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love..."

The way your mama-san make that fuzzy poodle do...

/ Not a caption.

Jehu · 04-05-2011, 07:44 AM

After the "double-dog-dare" Hiro finally gave in and found out that it's not true that your tongue will stick to a sleeping executive. It can, however, cause unemployment.

Tophat665 · 04-05-2011, 07:50 AM

TEPCO executives briefly tested the theory that the most cost effective method for removing radio-iodine after a visit to the Fukushima-Daiichi plant was to have an underling lick it off their faces.

Jetée · 04-06-2011, 01:08 AM

Prime-Rib Minister, Ei-Wan, was greeted with surprise by his advisors.

carrot glace · 04-09-2011, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

Hey baby, how'd you get barbecue all the way up here?

i read these to my little brother and i judge a winner by his reactions, FREMEN wins by high-pitched gigges

Fremen · 04-09-2011, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrot glace

i read these to my little brother and i judge a winner by his reactions, FREMEN wins by high-pitched gigges

bagatelle · 04-11-2011, 01:30 AM

Guy on the left: "OMG, that whistle did get really deep down there!"

carrot glace · 04-14-2011, 12:49 AM

believe it or not...
-they're arguing over pokemon cards.

-they're comparing breathmints.

-the ref's also a dentist.

-the coach has shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique.

Tophat665 · 04-14-2011, 05:33 AM

I see a little silhouetto of a man
SCARAMOUCH SCARAMOUCH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO!

Fremen · 04-17-2011, 01:51 PM

I liked 'em all, but carrot's 'shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique' surprised a chuckle from me.
That was a blast from the past.

Carrot wins this round.

carrot glace · 04-18-2011, 05:19 PM

Tophat665 · 04-19-2011, 06:21 AM

When your mom told you that if someone were to slap you on the back while you were making that face? Yeah, you should have believed her.

Fremen · 04-20-2011, 03:37 AM

Where's the teef???

Tophat665 · 04-20-2011, 10:24 AM

Man, that Whiskey sour was SOUR!

Fremen · 04-20-2011, 11:37 AM

How many rednecks does it take to find a set of dentures?

uncle phil · 04-20-2011, 12:14 PM

"horace, you gitcher ass home now, y'hear?"

03-16-2011, 10:51 PM	#1161 (permalink)
bagatelle Psycho Location: Europe	I choose carrot glace's lines. The woman looks like she is spoiled. __________________ Life is...

03-18-2011, 08:00 PM	#1162 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	__________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

03-18-2011, 09:12 PM	#1163 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	That ain't dirt, it's make-up __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-19-2011, 11:25 AM	#1164 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	(not the caption) I saw this pic on another site and someone compared her to Chyna, the ex-wrestler. She's definitely got a strong jaw. I don't think she's right for the part. Back to the caption... Is this the way to the S&M party? or Anybody seen my turtle wax? __________________ Google

03-21-2011, 04:19 AM	#1165 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Not Lynda Carter. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-26-2011, 09:46 PM	#1166 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	I choose fremen, for the wax __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

03-27-2011, 04:57 AM	#1167 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	__________________ Google

03-28-2011, 06:01 AM	#1168 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Um, Bill, When I said you needed to be more sunny-side up, and to look on the bright side... Yeah, I didn't mean at the same time. ---------- Post added at 09:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:59 AM ---------- Egg-spert witness. ---------- Post added at 10:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:59 AM ---------- An albumin cover: The Numa Numa Guy covers "The Humpty Dance." __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-28-2011, 12:40 PM	#1169 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

03-28-2011, 04:28 PM	#1170 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I've got a Headache THIS BIG. And it's got Eggs-Headrin written all over it. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-28-2011, 07:22 PM	#1171 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	this is what happens when you eat too many happy-meals from mcdonalds ------------ worst superhero EVER ------------------------ thats EGGs... on YOUR FACE __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

03-29-2011, 09:33 AM	#1172 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Goo Goo Ga Joob! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-29-2011, 09:43 PM	#1173 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	i've... got... EGGS-RAY VISION! __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

03-30-2011, 01:38 AM	#1174 (permalink)
bagatelle Psycho Location: Europe	What an eggcellent view! __________________ Life is...

03-30-2011, 06:53 AM	#1175 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	"Is he still doing it?" "Yes...don't look. It'll just encourage him." "At least this isn't as bad as when he had the hot dog last week."

04-03-2011, 10:50 AM	#1183 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"I'll ignore your cheap aroma And your little-bo-peep diploma I'll just put you in a coma With some dirty love..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-06-2011, 01:08 AM	#1188 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Prime-Rib Minister, Ei-Wan, was greeted with surprise by his advisors. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-30-2011, 07:16 AM	#1177 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Oh get ova yourself. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-01-2011, 03:19 AM	#1178 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I don't know why Larry's so friggin' ecstatic (play-on-word-worthy: 'egg-static') about his breakfast every single damn day - the yolk's on him - actually, the eggs are more often on him than on his plate. What a ham! __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

04-01-2011, 06:46 AM	#1179 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	they're all eggcellent, but I'll have to go with carrot's "eggs-ray vision". __________________ Google

04-02-2011, 01:50 PM	#1180 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	__________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

04-03-2011, 02:36 AM	#1181 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Hey baby, how'd you get barbecue all the way up here? __________________ Google

04-03-2011, 09:45 AM	#1182 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Yes, Oldgai-San, you do taste like desperation. ---------- Post added at 01:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:44 PM ---------- Proof Positive that the Lizard People have infiltrated the Diet. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-04-2011, 08:36 AM	#1184 (permalink)
bagatelle Psycho Location: Europe	Uhoh, my thongue pierthing ith now thuck in youw eawwing. __________________ Life is...

04-05-2011, 07:44 AM	#1186 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	After the "double-dog-dare" Hiro finally gave in and found out that it's not true that your tongue will stick to a sleeping executive. It can, however, cause unemployment.

04-05-2011, 07:50 AM	#1187 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	TEPCO executives briefly tested the theory that the most cost effective method for removing radio-iodine after a visit to the Fukushima-Daiichi plant was to have an underling lick it off their faces. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-11-2011, 01:30 AM	#1191 (permalink)
bagatelle Psycho Location: Europe	Guy on the left: "OMG, that whistle did get really deep down there!" __________________ Life is...

04-14-2011, 12:49 AM	#1192 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	believe it or not... -they're arguing over pokemon cards. -they're comparing breathmints. -the ref's also a dentist. -the coach has shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique. __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

04-14-2011, 05:33 AM	#1193 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I see a little silhouetto of a man SCARAMOUCH SCARAMOUCH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-17-2011, 01:51 PM	#1194 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I liked 'em all, but carrot's 'shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique' surprised a chuckle from me. That was a blast from the past. Carrot wins this round. __________________ Google

04-18-2011, 05:19 PM	#1195 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	__________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

04-19-2011, 06:21 AM	#1196 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	When your mom told you that if someone were to slap you on the back while you were making that face? Yeah, you should have believed her. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-20-2011, 03:37 AM	#1197 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Where's the teef??? __________________ Google

04-20-2011, 10:24 AM	#1198 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Man, that Whiskey sour was SOUR! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-20-2011, 11:37 AM	#1199 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	How many rednecks does it take to find a set of dentures? __________________ Google

04-20-2011, 12:14 PM	#1200 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"horace, you gitcher ass home now, y'hear?" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.