Tophat665

You know how I know you're a flag?

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conandoodle

Jeff still can't get a date .. so again he's left with his hand on his coke.

uncle phil

"And the winner Isn't..."

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Jehu

I like Tophat here. Go top...

bagatelle

Michael Schumacher recovering after serious crash...

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Tophat665

Not sure what to make of this. Let's see what ya'll come up with:

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Fremen

The obvious...

And they called it monkey dove
Oh i guess they'll never know
how a young heart really feels
and just why i love her so
and they called it monkey dove
just because we're in our teens
tell them all
please tell them it isn't fair
to take away my only dream
i cry each night
my tears for you
my tears are all in vain
i hope and i pray
that maybe someday
you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms)
once again
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a monkey dove
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a monkey dove
(this is not a monkey dove)
(this is not a monkey dove)
not a monkey dove
(this is not a monkey dove)

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bagatelle

^^ Great song.

Monkeys successfully trained to spot bird flu

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Jehu

Is he asleep yet? My feet are going to sleep. Why in the world did I agree to babysit a monkey? I'm just a fricking bird!

Tophat665

Bagatelle, over to you.

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bagatelle

Thanks, hope I'm doing this the right way...

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uncle phil

"prince fucking charming, my ass!!!"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redlemon

"I just hope Prince over there never realizes that this bald one in my left hand is Dopey's kid."

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Fremen

"Snow White-Charming: Longing for a few more poisoned apples."

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bagatelle

I don't know if there's a time limit to this, but I now pick redlemon.

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Redlemon

Bagatelle, the rules are totally arbitrary. The time limit is whenever you want it to end. Did you notice that I picked the bald one, because Dopey is bald?

Anyways...

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Redlemon

(A doublepost! Haven't done that in forever...)

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Tophat665

The Bourne Creamery

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Jehu

"I never should've traded my coat for a lousy ice cream cone!"

uncle phil

Only on Lake Shore Drive in August...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

When the hive mother is kidnapped, her million tiny offspring take wing to protect her.

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Fremen

Must...get...cone...out...of...snow...before...too...much...build-up!

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Redlemon

This may be funny. However, I have only the vaguest idea of what your are talking about... there were some movies and/or books with the title Bourne, right?

You can either explain it further (don't worry about killing the joke), or submit a new one. Sorry, it's my fault, not yours.

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carrot glace

many a husband can recognize a man on such a mission...

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bagatelle

"Head and Shoulders, you failed me again..."

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Tophat665

It's not all that funny. The fellow looks a bit like Matt Damon in the Bourne Movies, and the picture reminded me of more than a few scenes in the books where the titular character goes sprinting across a street with next to no resources and the bad guys closing in.

Since the book Titles are of the form "The Bourne X", where X = Identity, Supremacy, and Ultimatum, I figured "Creamery" would work. (All of Ludlum's books have titles like that to the point that MST3K made hay with it.)

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Redlemon

The round is yours, take it away! (I did like the Bourne one after the explanation.)

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Tophat665

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Fremen

Now that Aquaman's parents have kissed at the "Enchantment Under the Sea" ball, he won't disappear.

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Jehu

Did I say lobster? I meant Psychoactive TOAD... sorry 'bout dat.

carrot glace

a metaphor for marriage in here somewhere.

catch it, bind it, cook it, suck out its entrails and then, REPEAT.

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bagatelle

You're sucking the wrong side, love. This curse needs to be lifted soon...

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Tophat665

Picking a winner tomorrow.

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Tophat665

And to Bagatelle for appealing to my prurient interests. Take it away!

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bagatelle

Thanks. I learned a new word again - prurient.

I'll get back to choosing a new pic, when my head is less foggy due to flu.

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Fremen

Damn, she's got me by the short & curlies now...

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Tophat665

My Preciousessssssssssss!

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uncle phil

"hmmmm...thick or long, thick or long..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

carrot glace

"Can I hold 'em too?"---

---"How old are you, five?"
and that's how things went for the rest of their lives, the end.

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