hi everyone ! i m neha and i m from india. just googled thru here :)
looks exciting here.

:waves:

It IS exciting here. But don't take my word for it, come on in, see for yourself, and enjoy. :D

Hello,
 

I'm a newbie.

Welcome to all of our new members! Glad to see you here and I look forward to getting to know you a little better. :)

Hey whats up every body

I'm walter. What[s up.

hi im an addict

Hello new members! Glad to see yourselves getting acquainted with our communiity here.
Hope to see that everthing is enjoyable for you here, and if not, it just takes to a shout to a moderator for some assistance.

Dig it! :thumbsup:

Hello, I am Kylere or Michael Reed, whichever you prefer. I am a long time net junkie, back to the days before they let the great unwashed and ignorant AOL masses free on the net, even harkening back to the days of yore when we used 300 baud modems and couplers. I am 6'3 sometimes 4, 230lbs, and mean :-)

I am a former soldier who served as a Nuclear Weapons Specialist and an Information Systems Specialist. I once jumped from planes like an idiot, and my career and my desire to be more than ten feet off the ground were greatly altered by a rappelling accident. I am an avid gamer, from war gaming with figures, to RPGS, to Muds, and MMORPGS.

I was a republican until the party became the Xtian Coalition and forgot that they represented the country not the churches. I cannot stomach the democrats and their bloody incompetence, so I vote libertarian now.

I currently live in the 3rd most dangerous city in the US. My poor hometown of Flint Michigan that was so poorly used by the ignorant, lying, self-aggrandizing, fat, pathetic piece of trash named Michael Moore (who is NOT from Flint). I moved back to Flint in 2003 after divorcing my ex who had made me a wreck (a 360lbs, 3 pack a day, wanting to eat and die wreck) after settling in Cincinnati for 8 years. Luckily while going through a divorce that I had dreaded for a decade because I knew my ex would make my life hell (she had promised that if I ever wanted a divorce it would be ugly) I found the love of my life after having lost her in the 80's.

That love is my gorgeous wife Sya who had joint custody and a job with Tucows.com that was a lot more fun than my civilian contractor job doing comp work at Wright-Patterson AFB. So I found one of the 20 tech jobs in the Greater Flint area (at 1970's pay levels) and took it. I work with Godofthunder from this board and he steered me to Tilted.

We are an adventurous pair, avoiding the drab vanilla life and having as much fun as we can, both with each other and our friends. We may be a little risqué for many of you but I have a feeling that with a lot of TF posters we will fit in.

kernel, walter, enebo and kylere...Welcome to TFP. :wave:

We're so happy to have you here.

Thanks for sharing so much of your background, Michael, you sound like you'll be an interesting addition to our group. :)

Hello everybody!
 

Hello i am Kranzmann.
Greets to all, i hope we have a good time together!:thumbsup:

Hello everyone, my name is Elliott.

I am a student from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. This is certainly an interesting community, one very much worth being a part of. Hopefully it won't be long before I know you all a bit better.

Hello, Kranzmann and Challah!

Welcome to TFP. :wave:

Let us know if we can be of any assistance.

Hello Hello
 

Hey everybody, sup. Found this forum on google doing some random search or other, seems interesting so here I am ;)

Hi, Kamio. Welcome to our little corner of the internet. There's a lot of interesting stuff around here, so feel free to ask questions or join right in the discussion.

Hello I'm schmuddl from germany. I like to say "Hi" to all of here!!!

hey

Hello, schmuddl from Germany! My daughter is taking a trip to Germany in just a few weeks. Batten down the hatches!! :lol:

Hey, jon. :wave:

Welcome to TFP nation, ya'll!!

hi, im new here, i heard this site was good from a mate

Hi all,
Another new member from UK.
New on here - followed a DIGG link a while back.
Some interesting people on here by the looks of things.
cheers
JonoAubrey

Only been in here a few minutes and it already looks great!!

Im a 30 year old married dude from Canada. See ya around the forums!!:thumbsup:

Hello, guyguy, Jono (we've already met :)) and Mastadon!

Come in and make yourselves comfortable.

Enjoy. ;)

Hello everybody!
Lizardking is here!!

Hi Lizardking! Make yourself at home!

I'm Azathoth, an Old One from ancient antidiluvian days when we had several boards buried in the underground, such as the Prof's Board. Doggyboy, if you're out there, Cthulu ftagn!

Hi innit tho!.

Hello Azazoth and howlingwolf. Welcome new members, and embark upon a delightful community where you can be free to explore yourselves in-depth.
Enjoy!

Azathoth and howling wolf welcome to the TFP! :wave:

...and when you're done exploring yourselves in depth, be sure to come back and tell us all about it. ;)

Hi, I'm Marc. But all my mates call me Forest. I'll be in here for the long run.

Nice to meet you Forest. I suppose I'll be seeing you around the community a bit. :)

Well, have fun!

Thanks. I look forward to being here.

ive only read part of the first page but whatever the deadwoods who havent posted since 2003-2005 should definently be gotten rid of but ah introduction, Fallenleaf male 20 6'2" that enough info or you all want more lol.

6'2" ! Ya lanky bastid :)

Please make sure to post in "Longest Thread" in Nonsense.... other than that, gidday.....

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=99777

.

Geez! This would be the 4th time I say something about mahself...I keep coming back for the nonsense threads and I keep missing all the DRAMA!!! ;)

ah well I'm just a spectator

ECHOOOOO

I want a nametag that says : "Admin" on it :D

Greetings to you blue_eyes. (Love the avatar :p)

It would seem as though you have come and gone, but this time you shall stay. I can't help ya with the Admin tag, but stick around and see if we can't change that. You will become Tilted soon enough. :D

hey there its efreeth here

Hi there, im Craig just passing through some random google search for something that cant have been that important :D

Hi guys,
I'm from Germany.
found this forum through google, too ;)

hope it's gonna be fun here^^

A late hello from me. Never came to post here when I registered and posted off in another thread for the first time earlier today. Been entertained via reading for a bit now.

::waves::

mmmyess...thanks, my halo IS tilted ever so slightly

I'm beginning to think this place is a little like the matrix; we can't be helped ` we must take the blue pill and experience it for ourselves
... preferably take 2 or 3 blue pills actually :D

The drama's the best part....

Don't be a spectator, be an instigator.

Admin, eh? We're always looking for good people, but strangers need to be known...

As you wish :D

I'm a blue eyed Canukian from the the United States of Canada and like all other fellow canukians, hunted for my shiny pelt and mythical beer drinking qualities...and as you can tell by now, about as subtle as a lampshade in a whorehouse. I assure you as a lady I don't pee or poop. I only enlarge everytime I eat. This is not porn. It's sensual.

If you would need further credentials... me ug shot is always available for random confusion http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r...omewarming.jpg

Looking forward to getting to know all of you :D

That looks like a strawberry topped cheescake, and if'n it is, I'll vote for ya ....


Mind you, I don't actually have any voting rights, but meh.

:)

Hey all,
Well I found this site one day when I had searched for something (I don't even remember what it was) and was linked to one of the threads. I had been looking around the site for a little bit and finally quit procrastinating and joined, very happy I did btw. I'm a 24 year old female from Canada and I work with people with disabilities in a group home setting. I can't wait to get to know you all better and am thanking you in advance for all the great advice I'm sure to get. Hopefully I'll be able to say something worthwhile along the way as well ;)

Welcome, Tenniels!

look forward to seeing some of your posts in "longest thread" hint, hint....

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=99777

Hi

I'm new here. I like cheese and whisky, maybe not together.

Welcome Kelpie!!! :thumbsup:

Cheese and whiskey together? URP

Oooh I like cheese and whiskey too!!! But I actually prefer cheese and beer, my meal of choice. Nothin' classier than a bottle of beer and a block of cheese *yeehaw* :thumbsup:

No cheese, no strawberry...just a spongecake topped with nuts. Don't vote for me anyway, we can still be fwiendz. :)

In my search for truth, I find that my own intellect is sometimes not up to the task. I’ll speak up when I think I have something to contribute but will usually be content to sit by and read what thoughtful people have to say.

This is the link that brought me here.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?p=2244850
The question on my mind right now is how our leadership can decide right and wrong for the people they represent when they don’t actually represent all the people.

Fresh Air on PBS tonight featured Charlie Savage.
Public Radio Rocks.
Blissfully Agnostic

So there I was, scanning the halls of the great Google for a quality Wayne Brady animation when I came across this site. Never one to pass up a good forum I lurked a bit. And I liked what I saw, so here I am.

True story.

hello~~ I'm new here!! My name is Rose

welcome QuasiMondo and jangmishi (Rose)

Greetings and salutations to all of our newest members. I've already seen many of you at work in the forums.

Don't forget that assistance is just a private message away.

Welcome. :wave:

yo wassup. new here. looks like a wicked website. hopefully be able to contribute a bit too ;)

Welcome Tomobo.....we also, hope you contribute to the wickedness we try so hard to create.

Have a Blast

Yo
 

Ahoy, i'm new here. How's everybody doing?

welcome, Zanadu....

Welcome to the Pleasure Dome....;)

I am new here. I go by the name of Impgazer, because I love to watch, I love to lurk, and I love to grin.

Hi, I'm new here, just browsing around...nice forum

Helo :)
My name is Tomek. I'm form Poland... I'm interested in music, guitar, motorbikes :) . My freind gave me link to this forum :)

A Great Big Warm Welcome to all of our fine new recruits! :D

The TFP shares all of your interests and more, so you will always find it an accessible place to speak your mind.

Enter the wonderment that I like to call the "perfect sanctuary of intellect". :thumbsup:

First time here. I'm Cox. It's nice to meet you guys

hey
 

yo everbody,
i am mike d. and got big balls. nice to be here

First Time
 

Hello its me !

tetateta, motha, lauser2005

Welcome!!!!

Here at last, be calm everyone!!! ;)

Are they painful??? have you seen a doctor????? :) :) :)

Hi, am new here, looking forward to have lots of fun here…:thumbsup:

Hey guys i'm homerunhiter, i just stumbled upon this forum and it looks cool as hell, looking forward to it

Hi all. Like so many others I have google to thank for discovering this forum. I have been sitting on the sidelines for months. In that time, I have discerned that there are actually people here with at least half a brain. And no one talks about how big their balls are...uhhh...strike that. I look forward to participating when I can. Anyways, I am a 20 year old cook living in Central Illinois. That's about it.

HI all i am new here

Wow, lots of new faces! Welcome everyone!

hi there
 

hi...newbie here....sebastian is the name. Have a great long weekend!

Hey. Rookie in your presence. Forum looks nice. Can't wait to meet everyone.

hi
 

helo my friends, it is my first time here, i came from far far away.. and im glad to join this group..:thumbsup:

Hi. I'm noodlebee. I came here by chance while surfing the net. Hopefully we'll have lots of nice discussions and debates together. Nice to meet you all!

hi all...

im new here, i find this place thru my friend...

Hi,
I'm new here. I quit hanging out in bars all the time and wound up here somehow. Damned if I know how. Good board. Seems to be a lot of interesting viewpoints and attitudes.

hey there
 

Looking forward to hanging out here ... I like what you guys have done with the place :)

A bit about me ... I like ideas, sensuality, humor in all its forms, history, politics, the plain and simple, the complex and messy, and the dark side of the psyche. I am not much for pretentiousness or arrogance, prefer compassion and open-mindedness. I like openness, saying what you think and feel, with consideration of course, no judgments.

Hope to get to know some of you folks ... in the internet sense of "know" ;)

mahalo
waves

Welcome, new folx...

To a place where you can have fun, learn, make new friends, maybe even change your life...(It's true)

Himalayayeti here, giving up respect to the Tilted all-fathers/all-mothers. Mahalo

im a selfacclaimed smoothtalker - my perception is my reality. hence the S and T in llSTalker. not stalker. i just submitted my profile name when i saw thats how it looked like. not cool. maybe if i get on the admins good graces, id be ever so fortunate as to have a slight profilename modification.

but either way :rolleyes: :) nice to find another relaxed community.

Glad to make your acquaintances himalayayeti, LLSTalker, and tabufx50.

Welcome. :wave:
Come on in and enjoy what satisfies you most, because more likely than not, we can indulge you :p

Have fun, and be not afraid to PM someone if you are having any difficulties. We are here to serve. :D

Hi, i'm new here so thanks for letting me join up. I'm not new to the forum scene though and flicking through your policy makes the site really stand out, looks like interesting stuff you guys and gals talk about.

Anyway, see you around

TC

Hello eveyone
 

I'm new to the site and so far I'm impressed with the folks on this forum. Glad to be here.

Every day is a New Slate to Be Written
 

Hello, I am Gaby and I found this accidently through a search engine.
I thought I might have some interesting thoughts and ideas to add around here, being a 50 year old well traveled, well lived individual...so Hello.

Need riddle solved
 

Morning,
I'm new here and was directed to this site by google for a riddle I need solved:
A man leaves home, goes a short distance and turns left. He then proceeds another short distance and turns left again. He goes another short distance, and then goes home. When he's almost home how many masked men does he see waiting for him?
I think this riddle must have been on the site once upon a time. I need the answer to help figure out coordinates on a Geocaching site.
Thanks,
drperp:confused:

Hi Im a super rock fan and I want to share some music whith all you!!

New
 

Here I am!

Hello hello people. Ran into this site randomly from some search engine results. Had a look around, and I think I'm gonna' like it here :thumbsup:

Hello all. :)
I found tilted through a search engine too, had a look around and liked what I saw. I hope to learn a lot here and contribute where I can.

hi!
 

:wave: i'm new and just saying hello!

Yay for WhiteRaven! :icare: That's mah baybee (in a strictly platonic sense, baybee).

Hey, nice to join the forums, seems like a chilled place. Looking forward to hanging around.

Hello All

New here...probably start a more formal introduction thread. But hello.

I used to be a member of TFP years ago and something reminded me of this place recently. Not sure exactly how I stumbled across the site again, but it is good to be back!

Hello, I'm Rima, a pervert from singapore.

Hey, Google it is! Stumbled across you guys while looking for stuff. Glad to make your acquaintance!