Welcome. Don't be concerned about your spelling and grammar, I'm sure your English is much better then my German.

Look forward to reading your posts.

Hi there... I'm a newbie and just wanna say “hi” :)
I'll explain more in my other posts...
Cheers!

Welcome, looking forward to your posts explaining more.

Well, I tried but someone's removed my topic, apparently... It says 'moved', but I can't find it anywhere... I don't think it violated any rules, so I don't really get it... Oh well.. :paranoid:

greetings!!!!

hi im laurie and i am so lost.
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help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello laurie, why do you feel lost and in need of help?

i was lost once, but then i was found...

Hello everyone!

I'm quite excited to be part of this community.

See you around!

wats up!! =) is this an old people site??
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whers da intro??

Welcome.

Define "old.' Speaking of how- old are you?

Special_k_77 here.

Just wanted to say hi and will be talking to you you soon!

K

This place is great
 

I'm not sure how I linked to this place, stumbling around ether-world looking for something obscure I suppose. So I'm closing tabs to see where I've been and if I found what I was looking for, before I was distracted by whatever distracted me from the former distraction, when SHAZAAAM up pops TFP!! :thumbsup:

I had to sign up and cruise the sight, this is one of the finest collections of exceptional abnormals I've come across.

Thanks for being YOU!

I will do my best to contribute to this fine community.

Oh, and how do I change the blurb below my login, couldn't find it in the UserCP. I don't like to be up right, it makes the blood rush to my toes and I get dizzy.

Your title will change progressively as you post, until you become tilted like the rest of us.

Welcome, and it's good to see another PacNWer around the boards. You'll find that there are more than a few around here!

Thank you OSO

I guess I'll just remain dizzy for now. :)

Hello all, I've been reading these forums on and off for some time so I thought I might join up.
Best regards to all,
Dakana

Welcome Dakana, glad you decided to join in.

Hi everyone , first post virgin, entertain me. I`ll be back.

Welcome, look forward to you return. As long as it's not Arnie style from the Terminator flicks.

Yeah, i'm new here.

Like what I see so far.

:)

Hello Everyone,

I'm a TFP virgin. I'm in Texas, 45 years young, divorced, and am enjoying my new life! Let's see what adventures this year will bring our way.

L

Welcome teach, hope you enjoy our site. Look forward to more of your posts.

Greetings.

Thank you AVOR.
:D

Hi guys, I've just joined this site after browsing solutions to motivate myself and a thread from this site coming up. Seems like a helpful website to be on... =)

Welcome YourInspiration.

Good evening. I'm told posting here first is the done thing.

Hey, welcome, new people! Take your time and settle in.

Hi, I'm Bernie and I just stumbled across this forum doing some research on Google. HI!

well howdy its been a long time since visiting a chat room this one seems to have all the bases covered
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:paranoid:anyone there:paranoid:

welcome Karr and george

great to see some new faces. look around, contribute and be yourselves.

hope to see you guys around

The dog house is a bad idea
 

out in the back they put the family pet like lodging like an extension
like everything that might just act bad with out notice they plan
and put a house

I was getting concerned that you were only posting to staff by reporting your replies instead of posting them to the thread.

welcome!

So I'm pretty sure I haven't posted first in here like I should have. I've been lurking around for quite a while, barring a few interjections here and there. TFP seems to be the forum I keep coming back to, so I suppose I'll be around for a while longer yet.

I look forward to sharing more of my cynical and scarring ideas with the rest of the Project.

Hi everyone o/

Mid-job-hunt, I was getting bored and typed something inappropriate into google, as I do when I'm bored. I read an extract of a thread about buttplugs on TFP and found the responses quite interesting. I've had a look around, like what I see along with the mission statement.

Andrew/sploosh

How ever you found us, glad you did. Welcome sploosh!

Hi
 

I'm Pip from the UK, just thought I'd introduce myself instead of just reading threads. It's good to find a sexually liberated board that's humorous as well as insightful. :)

Hi Tilted people. I found this site on Google, randomly. I'm a 30 year old Melbournian (that's Australia, by the way) :)

Pipkink & KezMak, welcome aboard! Don't be shy about posting.

Pipkink, KezMak welcome to you both.

Hey I am Dave , an Artist from Philadelphia. Nice to meet you all!

Hi everyone! Ok, true confession already: A friend of mine is a regular participant here, but didn't want to share the forum, wanted some private space. I mentioned that you need to be careful what you say online, you never know who will see it. Well, I Googled her name and it led me to a post right here. (That's why the name). Then the guilt set in, like I was spying on her, and I was miserable for the next couple days. I knew I had to confess and apologize as soon as we were together again. As I was pouring my guts out to her, she broke out in a big smile and said it was ok, we really don't have any secrets and have discussed most of what she has posted. What a relief! I am so fortunate to have such a great friend. Glad to be here and looking forward to being a part of TFP.

welcome aboard artisi!

Greetings. I'm w4r10ck, a computer nerd from India.

Hello, I'm new. ^^

Got bored and decided I would search for something to keep me busy. I stumbled across this forum and it looked like it may keep me entertained for a while. So now I am off to browse the site. :)

Aphrodisios, I hope and I am sure that TFP will keep you entertained for long enough to fall in love with it. Welcome!

Aphrodisios, welcome. Look around, stick around I'm sure you'll find topics to keep the boredom at bay.

Hello.

I have known about this forum for quite a long time. I would have joined much earlier, but I only turned 18 today. I would not dare to lie about my age; I think this forum benefits greatly by having the restrictive 18+ only rule.

I am a student and musician living in Phoenix, Arizona. I will likely move elsewhere in May. I like politics, philosophy, and discussing both.

I would offer an explanation for my name, but I think that wikipedia does a much better job of this than I ever could.

I'll see you all around.

Hello I'm the new kid
 

I'm the new guy from Iraq

Why hello everyone,

This is my first time ever joining a site like this.

I'm 21
Go to Metro State, majoring in Psychology
Day job is Starbucks, I also Model and GoGo dance whenever I get the chance
Oh yeah and I'm World's King's girlfriend as well.

I keep drugged up.

Just realized I never properly introduced myself.
This will sound strange, but I stumbled upon this forum when I googled that "ky yours and mine" after my wife and I were trying to figure out what it did and if it was worth the money (decided not to buy it, btw). The forum seemed active enough, and touched upon many of my favorite subjects (politics, economics, photography, sex and sports).
For a living, I am finishing my PhD and working part time at a research firm.

cheers,

Howdy
 

Altavoz, Spanish major in my senior year.. mucho gusto!

I'm Jon from Reno. I started lurking here during the 2008 presidential campaign. I am kind of a political junkie. I just got an email from this site because I hadn't logged in for a while. I looked around a little bit and here I am.

Best regards to all.
Jon

¿Bienvenidos mi amigo. Mucho Gusto. ¿Cómo es usted?

Saludos

Tully
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Welcome, best of luck with the PhD.
-----Added 5/2/2009 at 02 : 25 : 59-----
Welcome, looking forward to reading your posts.

I'm Dreadnaught, a liberal arts major working in an industry for which I'm ill fitted. I came to this forum through some art photography communities online.

Good to see more arts people here! Welcome :)

I'm an artist from CO that is going to college in NJ, I plan to get a job as an illustrator. Well that would be my dream anyway, I’m 18 but I act older (I hope). I love to read a lot (mostly fantasy or science fiction and a good romance novel if I can find one) Terry Goodkind is my favorite author. I also love all music, anything from Sigur Ros to CCR to Dragonslayer. I don’t know what really else to put =P.

Hi, I'm new. I'm Dan from NY. I am a math teacher by trade but I have lots of other pursuits (music, movies, the arts in general, politics, etc.) so this seems like a good place for me! I am always interested in intelligent conversation regarding the things that interest me. I tend to be more of a lurker than major contributor on forums but I will try to throw in my $.02 when the urge strikes.

Welcome to both of you. More artists and more teachers is always good.

Hope to see lots of whatever .02 your urges inspire.

Welcome. New members are not allowed to start new threads, I think, as a way to cut down on people showing up just to spam the board.


What kind of problem are you having and how can our advice help you?

Hey everyone.

My name's Gavin. I had an account here a couple years ago but it fell to the Wayside. Anyways it's good to have remembered this place.

Hi, I just signed-up, as I see from my web stats that I'm being talked about on this site. I look forward to participating.

welcome!

hello

Why, hello there, karnic. Hope you enjoy popping about this place!

hey everyone, im a south african/canadian university student. play guitar,piano,soccer, rugby and have an interest in sciences. i am a TFP noob, but happy to be here.

Intro
 

Hey all,

As a new user I'm visiting here FIRST and saying hello as requested. Looks like a great forum and I'm looking forward to participating. Thanks.

-Shizzy

Welcome Dawolf, Shizzy and Fluffy. More new faces! :D

Hi all,

I'm from Bruges, Belgium, and since I'm a new kid on this block, I'm posting here first.

My interests shall probably make themselves known while posting on this board.
Hope I'll "fit in".

Hey all!

I'm Sam from Colorado, and Sue's BF.

I own a small renewable energy business, and i'm hoping to expand to biofuels next year, and maybe a couple other things.

That's about it for me. :D

New Too
 

New here; found the site because I Googled a pumpkin song. I'll check out the site. I'm a professional craftsperson.

Welcome to the mayhem, folks! Wade in and create a few ripples!

Hi

I'm fatmoose from the UK

er...........well, that's it really

Hi!

:D Hi Sam! :D

:love:

We've heard a bit about you from Sue (all good stuff)--I'm glad you could join us here at the TFP :)

Hey, welcome to all the new(er) people!

Re-helloing
 

Greetings, all. I'm not really new here... I've been on TFP for years as "TwoToTango." Kind of lost track of the place for a long while, came back, and thought I'd re-up using the same userid I use on every other board. I'm pretty much here for the pretty girls :) but I look in at the other forums from time to time.

About me... a bit-herder by profession, a writer of (very well regarded) erotica for fun. Not sure it's ok to post a link to my published works here, but pm if you're interested.

Cheers,
Frenulum

Hi, another newbie, from Accrington in the North of england. :thumbsup:

Hey all, I haven't posted much in the past few YEARS, I thought I'd come here to re-introduce myself. This site has grown and changed quite a bit! The new layout I see is very nice and seems to be very intuitive to use.

I'm going to search out and see what all is new and what all is the same, before I end this post allow for me to extend a mellow "hello."

welcome back! glad to see you! I remember the name...

Yeah! You and I actually had a little e-mailing back and forth some time ago, like... late 2003 or so. I was going through some crap and you were being really supportive. I'm happy to see you're still here.

Banco is out on the run
 

and look where I ended up ... at TFP ...

I hope to see all y'alls in the forums ... most likely I'll be hanging in politics and music.

hey
 

Hey everybody im looking to discuss life with people. coming back to the no man is an island saying i believe i cant grow without input. the input i get from people around me isnt very good or non-existent. so im here to get a little anonymous perspective.

My name is Andy i live in Canada. my primary interests are music and film. im a big fan of regular exercise its great for washing the blues away.

I really like the color scheme and format of this forum. I am still fairly new to forums and many of them are a mix of crazy colors and contain messages that are off centered with the messages. This theme and color scheme is really appealing to the eyes.

EDIT: Changing the bit about me to add a little more. My name is Matt, my location is displayed when i post. I like a large variety of music, movies, television shows, etc. I enjoy silly conversations as well as serious ones. My goal here is to meet some new people to chat with about various topics and share ideas to get a better understanding on life from a multitude of perspectives.

I am the easiest person you will ever talk to. If you need anything, want to talk, just whatever you can contact me anytime and I will return your message as soon as I can. I hope you enjoy my stay here :).

Welcome, banco, Turpis, and InfiniteWisdom! I hope you enjoy the TFP.

Thank you I am pretty sure I will. Off to explore more areas now.

Oh crap I didnt say intro myself here. Whoops. Hello.

Hi, I'm a new user... trying to get my 15 posts so I can upload my wildlife pics onto the photography forum...

Hi Everyone! Lovely to be here! Some unexpected surprises - good ones.

Hello, you new users you.... :)

Hi people, I've been lurking here for awhile, but haven't gotten around to posting yet. Thanks for having me over.

Been lurking a while thought i would say Hi

hey all, hailing from down under... interesting forum...

welcome!!!!! I hope to see some interesting contribution from you guys in the next few days :)

Howdy
 

Howdy to fellow TFPers. Been enjoying this board more lately, and look forward to some good discussions. Hola!:thumbsup:

hi everyone, another newbie from the land where guys wear skirts...
nice and well done forum! curious to see more :rolleyes:

Hi to all this site looks entertaining. Been just chillin and checking things out .