Pleased to meet you postpacific (you, too mqa).

I do hope you enjoy your venture here, and come to stay a while.

Hi everyone, I am new here... *bows to the crowd then scurries back into the corner to lurk*

Greetings, Jeon (hopefully I pronounced your username right).

Say my name out loud three times, if I spontaneously appear it means either you got it right, or you are some kinda powerful... ^_^

I get "johnjohnjohn, eh?" when I try it.

Hi, joshnight! It's a little hot down here, but otherwise a very nice day.

It says "New Users Visit Here FIRST".

I am a New User.

So here I am...uh...here. First.

I like politics, hate slower drivers in the left lane, protect my friends with zeal, and take care of my staff and loved ones better than I take care of myself.

Retired military, been around the block and the planet, and appreciate the incredible luck of being born in the USA where you can get a frozen berry drink at three o'clock in the morning, from your car, less than ten minutes from your house.

Favorite book: Cannery Row.

Not a big sci-fi reader, but I evangelize Snow Crash every chance I get. Like right now.

Read it.

Favorite movie: Koyaanisqatsi.

Sometimes, if someone ticks me off, I might bludgeon them with a ton of evidence. Especially if they are a Nazi type. Especially if they are an Illinois Nazi.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

welcome G5000.

i think you and warrreagl will get along just fine

Just following directions...
 

Signing up to this because at first glance, the intelligence level of the posters seems above average. Please don't disappoint me. I'm trying for average myself, so I need inspiration!

hey sedge, welcome to TFP

dont forget to come into chat to say hello too!

Welcome! Hope you have fun here!

West slope of Colorado checking in
 

OK, I was told to come here first, so here I am.

I live in the 4-corners area of the U.S. I am a retired librarian and I like books, cats and intelligent discussion. I don't like the fact that pluto is no longer a planet. I know how to be polite. I don't know how to spell.

This looks like an interesting place and I look forward to participating in the discussions.

Welcome, Sly. Sounds like you'll fit in great here!

Yay! Librarians!

slysylvester.. meet baraka_guru

Hey guys! Seems like a great community! Glad to have found this place! Greetings from NYC!

Welcome all. Enjoy our splendors and conversations for however long they may last.

I might start keeping a tally of how many of you actually graduate to more than three posts over the course of a week, and then see what kind of "retaining factor" we might have for any given, and average, month (my presumed guess is not all that high).

Hi, hello, how are you?
 

Hi, hello, how are you? I can tell by your hat you're an American. Well, so am I.

Howdy, Pete. Nice hat.

Goes with the wicker basket.

(OK, I'm sure I'm the only one to get that reference. But it amuses me.

There's this one-man musical, "Miss Gulch Returns". It's about Miss Gulch, who is the woman in the beginning of The Wizard of Oz who steals Dorothy's dog. The opening number has the performer imagining meeting Miss Gulch in a bar, and trying to make a move on her. Thus, "Nice hat. Goes with the wicker basket".

Oh, nevermind.)

Sadman
 

Hi! this is my first post. I like to think that I have an open mind, so I'm up for most topics, sports, music, politics, people, etc. I, therefore, hope to get in the game, if I see a topic of interest.

See ya, soon.

Welcome Sadman, why so sad?

Hello folks! This is my very first post in 2 years! Can ya believe it? I happened to visit this forum way back in 2008 looking for some advice (cant remember what). Anyway, i liked the various topics/posts and quickly signed up thinking i'll be an active member. But jeez, it's been that way for TWO YEARS... lol!

Cheers!

Hello, I got an invite to post in my email, looks like I joined a while back and never posted! So, I'm doing that now.

Cheers :)

welcome!

Hey there!

hello, been a long, long time since I been here... not much of a blogger, or forum user, but this was one of the originals that I always loved when I did visit forums.

hope everyone is doing great!

When I logged in yesterday, it said that it had been 1200-ish (don't recall the exact number) days since my last visit. I had no no idea it had been that long and I guess it warrants a new introduction.

So, hi everyone! I'm a graphic designer, photographer and (in a past life) movie reviewer. I hope to contribute some interesting stuff.

Welcome back!

new here...HOLLA

fairly new member, just wanting a place to rant, mostly about headlines and areas of interest like music movies and the infinite stupidity of governments everywhere

Welcome, floe206. or Hola.

Hello, zuchi.

If you were to begin your rantings today, on what topic would you begin with, specifically? (or generally works fine, too.)

Hello bro, I'm a new user, I hope help all people, nice to meet you, see later, bye

Hello all fellow newbies and hardcore members. Look forward to spar and jar with you:)

Hi there!!! As the user name is so I do!!! Will be looking forward to getting to know some peeps here and reading the posts!!

Hello, all you new people.... Hello.

saying "Hello"
 

Hello to all on the "Tilt." I'm a guitarist so I'd be interested in exchanging experiences with guitarists finding tab/notation software. There's some older stuff out there but the music industry has been stepping on it as of late.

Also a big fan of the retired "Erica Campbell." Would love to hear from fans of her's who you think is in line to be the next Erica (no one could ever replace her in my mind, but you know what I mean ;-)

some new faces around..welcome!

hello, everyone.
This is my first post, I'm Edison, and i'm new here.
it is so nice to see you all here, and i really enjoy staying in this forum. ;)

Hi All!

Joined years ago, but lost touch. Just got a nice birthday reminder yesterday, so I came back to check out the site again.

I'm going to try to be active on here. We'll see how it goes!

Cheers!

I think i've logged into here a while ago... and when i got the call about being missed i thought .. "fuck it". hi every new poster... I can't remember what brought me here.
probably doesn't matter anyway... If I do comment i'm rarely nearby enough to immediately post back.. so give me a day or two.. my work doesn't allow instant communication...
6'2 originally from cali now working in afghanistan

welcome back guys!

Hi, I'm new to the site, stumbled on it while surfing google.
I'm shy at first, but once I feel comfortable, I don't know how to shut up. :-)

I googled LEGO brick weight (I had a perfectly good reason for doing this) on the second page I found this TFP thread: [[How many LEGO bricks high can you stack before the bottom one crushes?]] four hours later I had to be dragged kicking and screaming from my laptop after reading many, many interesting and funny things. So I made myself a log-in.

Hello PPL,

I am just another porn lover... JUST Like you are! :)))

hi john, payo and fae. welcome!

im sure you'll find something that'd interest you all here.

the lego thread is one of my favs by the way!

i am shazi and new to here !

So this is my first post here, I needed to find a new website to hang out with and I have been reading some of the posts here. The first post I read was a story quoted about a guy having to deal with a drug dealer as a roommate and then I just started reading away!

Hello, Curtains here. I'm the newest member! Like reading this site, there's a big "wow" factor here.

Hello cruel world
 

Brennan checking in.
Haven't been on here for a minute.
In point of fact, it's been a few years, a big move, and a job change since I last visited.

Hello again,
B

welcome!

Hi folks! Welcome! No, not you. We both know you're a spammer. ;)

New to forums and blogs
 

Hi every one. Most people call me lobo and to let all know I am new to forums and blogs, which is kinda strange since I have been working with computers for over 12 years

welcome to TFP halfzware.

Hi everyone here.I am so glad to come in here,good to see you all.

Hi lobo----12 years huh? you should take a break, your fingers must be tired. Welcome! :thumbsup:

hi,everyone,hope i can make friends with everyone,and i am a new user here

welcome merrill! hope u enjoy TFP!

newbie...
 

hi all,

newbie here, just checking things out...

-thx...

:surprised:

Welcome, new one.

Any questions so far we can assist you in?

Hello to everybody

You made it!

Welcome.

Hi, I'm super new here. I'm not even sure how I found this site, hah. But I plan to look around! :)

Hello!

I'm a physics undergrad, shreddddder snowboarder, guitarist, whiskey connoisseur.

I'm in!
 

Hello everyone, I'm posting for the first time! Long time lurker first time poster. Glad to be joining in the discussion.

SomeCallMe

welcome to the new faces!

welcome somecallme, KO and starrydancer!

Hi all you new folks!

New here
 

Wanted to say hi to everyone on the board. My name is Jerry and I'n new here. I live in Texas.

Welcome...or should I say "howdy!?"

Hi, Jerry!

Hello
 

Hi ..

Signed up yonks ago but haven't been on much.. hopefully that will change.

Doc

peculiar name dr gonzo. welcome to tfp

Hi!

Ready to exchange cultural experiences. I love philosophy, specially in the applied philosophy area.

hi zweifel, where are you from?

Brazil, but maybe with some cultural aspects from Germany and Japan ;).

greetings everyone!

And u all, where do u come from?

Apparently you have to post here first. My bad. How's everyone? :)

Hello
 

this is my first post. i was gonna ask a C&C question on Walther 380's But.....
I

Hello

Nice to see u guys.......................

zweifel, we're all from different nationailities. This is the Internet Nation!

most from the States, but we cover the globe here

welcome Bob and Coach.

Howdee

I am the StreamWalker.

welcome Streamwalker..

do you walk on water?

ahh ... is anyone there or something.

Only when it's frozen.

Thanks for your welcome.

Just wanted to take a moment and say Hi.

Hi.

New here. Hello There.

welcome to the board forme2c and latyinogringo

What ho, Squiffy!
 

I didn't even know this board existed until I searched for Firesign Theatre quotes! I'm really looking forward to checking this place out!

I am new here
 

Hello,

I am new here and I am looking for a tattoo of a tiger with a lady (actually Mistress) but I cannot seem to find one. I have found one here but I am trying to figure out how to access it.

Thank you,

Karen

Hello, you probably don't have enough time and posts here to access the entire site. Stick around make some replies to thread, spend some time here... you'll get there.

hi new here
 

Hi folks new here ..i haven't had a chance to fill my profile yet ..hope to get better aquaited with u and the forums, have a great day

Hello evry body
life justone word
give love ..and more love
yoy must find love

Hey there!

Stumbled upon on the forum because of some obscure Penny Arcade reference ("I will open one of my six mouths..."), But I've been looking for some sort of forum involving some level of debate, or discussion, for a while, and this certainly seemed like my kind of place. So with your consent I'd love to lurk for a while.

Personally I love history, whisk(e)y and spirits, Pink Floyd, Oscar Wilde, George Orwell, conversations involving religion and politics (The more explosive the better!), and being introduced to anything new and challenging.

Looking forward to getting to know some of you hopefully!

Welcome, lurk all you want... spam and you're toast.

yummmmm, toasty spam!!!!

:rolleyes:

hi
 

Hello @all.

It`s a creat Forum

:thumbsup:

Happy to be here
 

Hey all! This forum has a lot of really interesting topics and threads. I'm happy to be a part of it.

Hi everyone, I just registered here and it said I should post in this thread and introduce myself. I've lurked for awhile and now I am finally registered :D

welcome Jassi, Brine and Lion Man!

feel free to look around and contribute