Howdy!
 

Hello!

Heh, just got referenced to this wonderful board from Fark, somehow in all of my reading of that site i have grazed over coming here. As an everquest player, stand up philosopher, and lover of boobies, TFP looks like the place for me, (hehe that rhymes).

Welcome cjvasco. ;)

Got turned on to this site by a friend and co-worker, figured it would be a great place to waste time rather than do some work...looking forward to wasting lots of time around here!

I'm Reggie6 and I'm a jackass

Hello, all.

I'm what you call a "geek." That about sums it up.

I found my way to this board through the vastness that is Fark.com. Even as an avid TotalFarker, I still did not feel complete. Hopefully this forum will fill that place in my heart. :)

Hi, I'm new. Going to look around before I start posting.

Yeeeehaaa... newest member. I like to poke around before I start to post, but the people here seem to be a very interesting bunch.

Kudos folks.

Hi there, the name's joel. I am a virgo and I enjoy moon-lit walks on the beach, bike rides in the park and BDSDM.

Hey All

kikcer's the name!

Hi, I'm very new and for the past few days just trying to get a handle on this very neat TFP

Ahoy-hoy! Name's Danka. Canadian leech trying to mend his way. Social sciences major, so I got all the time in the world to make up for my past transgressions.

hello :)

glad to see that tilted forum has opened it's board up for new members again. :D

First time user here...just thought i'd say hey/

hello all you furriners from other websites! ;) welcome aboard, be sure to read the notices, and have a pleasant stay! ;)

dude2003 here, straight from drunkcyclist.com! Both are excellent sites! It is hot here in Houston, TX!

hey everyone

i'm here
i'm new.

it's kind of like the new guy in prison...
i just hope i don't drop the soap.
:lol:

seems like a pretty cool place.

hi, i am new....
 

hi!! my name is alisa!! i am 23 and live in florida! i dont remember how i found your forum but i am glad that i did..

i have been married for 3 years to a guy named tim. who would also love this forum...

i collect turtles and love to spend time on message boards.

i am shy...so i might need some pushing to post....:p

Hi all, I've been lurking for about two months and thought I'd better introduce myself and get around to posting!

Tom

hi i'm a noob, i'm going to knox college this fall and i'm gonna play football there. anyone going to knox in here?

Yo. First post and first visit here. Found this site by way of a DVD website. :D

I just wanted to visit an American board for a change. See how it is different from the European/Dutch boards.

It seems allright here, i'll probably check back often.

Er yeah hi. I used to lurk way back when Fark first linked here because (yes I'll admit it) I liked lots of good, free porn. I was a little mad when I got kicked out for non activity but now that I'm back I'll definitely be participating more than before!

heh, sorry to dissapoint you, Nyenrodian, but although we do have a dominant american population, we've got europe, canada, and i"m sure other places I haven't noticed, very well represented. :P make yourself at home, guys! :)

Hi I'm 2damdum. I'm a plumber from Milwaukee. WI. If I was smarter, I'd be a lawyer from LA. But I'm 2damdum:hmm:

Hi to you all!
:D

I just joined, and well I just dunno where to start!

Well other than the obvious of course! ;)

Hello, I am the new guy.

Hello, I'm from Canada eh :D

A newcomer from Texas... yeeeehawww!!!

Laken

Hey I'm stickyrice because I like it better then that Uncle Ben stuff. Haha anyway you'll probably find me mostly in the photography section posting pictures or viewing the titty bor.... I mean.... in the philosophy section.... philosophying? Bah, see ya on the titty board.:D

From Bolivia, love Linux, love reading and of course the naked ladies.

whatup? i'm new to the site, i'm a pothe...student in northcarolina. major interest in off the wayside, look for my posts there

Hey, I joined earlier today, this is my first post. I am 18 years old I am a male (6'1, 230lbs, 15% body fat, blonde hair, blue eyes). I live in the US specifically South Carolina. Music is my main love, and my car. I play many instruments and have other hobbies. If you want to talk I am available at any Messenger just check out my profile.

Hi all! Great place you have here. I've been around the block a few times - I'm a gen-u-ine boomer. I'm coping with menopause (it's not the pause that refreshes!) and a move to Northern Calif. from Florida.

welcome aboard all! :) make yourselves at home!

Hello, I am new. I don't know where too start. So many sub forums. hehe

Yeah, I'm a rookie. My husband told me about this site. I love it! I look forward to getting involved with everyone. I've never been on a message board before and it's great.

I came here following a link from www.fark.com and what I've seen so far has been excellent. I've even started a journal (Which I can't link to for some reason- oh well!!)
I love movies, books, comics and rock music. I live in north Wales, UK, and I'm looking forward to boring the pants off everyone here :D

Greetings,

I am Justin

My name is Megan, I'll go by Megs. I'm 21 and live in Oklahoma.

Megs

Uh, hey. How's it goin? I'll try not to lurk so much from now on. I'm in Albuquerque. Nice to meet you.

Dunno if anyone even reads this but hey, im the rockin dudemaster that is nate, from minneapolis.

From Canada AB here!!

Alberta, Canada over here.

hi new member, just found out about the site. Thought I'd say hi.
Hi.

welcome folks.

Hi everyone, seems like a great place and a great community i look forward to frequenting these forums..
I'm a 19yr old male and live in Australia.. umm yeah :D

hi im zero2, and I dabble with computers and computer games in my free time.

Newbie
 

Hi all!!! I am new!!!! Say hi to me!!

:love:
:suave:

Hello,
I'm slogger, I'm only here for the beer.
There is beer right?
They told me there was beer here!;)

Hi. I'm Matt. Gotta love the links i find at fark. see you around the board

hey
 

I am not new to TFProject, but new here, I always came to the tittyboard or the links board, and I searched around here sometimes, but I never posted, and I apologize, so I will try to take a more active role here.

hows everyone doin?

Shocked
 

Wow... this site is incredible, mad props to the people that run this. Ill do everything I can to help contribute.

thanks guys, but it wouldn't be a thing without you! ;) welcome aboard.

ITS BEEN A WHILE , GLAD TO SEE THE FORUM BACK ON ITS FEET. THANKS HAL! :)

How's it going? Just stopped in to say hi. My name is Jay, 24 from Va.

Hi everyone. For the longest time, I didn't post anything 'cause I didn't even know that I had signed up. But now I'm here, and for all the times I've looked at a post without putting up a reply, I'd just like to say that I love everything about this place :)

hello everyone

I have been checking this place out for the last couple days and it is awsome! Guess its time to start posting :)

welcome to all the newcomers. been here a couple of weeks, and my only advice is to jump on in and meet people. really does help :)

How's it going, just heard about this on Fark and thought I would check it out...

Hey

Im Conor
Im irish and i Live in England... for my sins!!!

Hello all. I'm from the St. Louis area in the US of A. I found these forums through a link that Androo put up in the General [M]ayhem chat room on irc. These forums look great and I hope to have a good time.

-Chris

Hey,

Been here a couple of days, but loving it!
Not much to say about myself, i live in Holland, 26 y/o male.
I'm into IDM, TripHop, goa and Isaac Hayse (Isaac rules :))

my introduction
 

hey whats up all? My names Tim and i found out about this site from a search engine..i guess i got lucky cuz this is an awesome ass site...one of the best on the net.....plus the ppl and the moderators r completely awesome.....i live in Virginia outside of Richmond..i plan on moving soon to a sunnier climate with more parties......i hope ill get to meet and become friends with my fellow porn traders.

shit, this is the 667th post

i'm not extactly a newbie but i deleted my cookies and just decided to start over. my name sucked anyway.

/me points and laughs at all the newbies

hello! this forum was mentioned on the Quake3World.com forums, and I thought I'd have a look.

Hey all..just stumbled onto your site and thought I'd register and see what this place was all about.

Judging from previous comments---apparently I will enjoy my stay.

:) hi

This insane girl :crazy: I know pointed me here....hello.

Hello, I'm new.
 

Hello.
As mentioned in the subject line, I'm new. I was pointed to the Tilted Forum Project forums by some random link on a very random site. So I've been looking through all your weird topics you've got here, and have decided to participate myself. :p

A little about myself- I like soccer, reside in Australia, like the Back To The Future trilogy, and love the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series.

As a sign of friendship, I offer you a banquet of cheese:
http://www.italianencounters.com/graphics/cheese.jpg

ooooh CHEESE! :D ok, you're on my good side. ;) welcome aboard, exits are here, here and here. have a safe and exciting trip. ;)

hay guys whats going on in this forum?

Just joined.

I normally post on Fark, GenMay, and the [H], and I am pretty knowledgeable about computers, so I'll help out where I can. I look forward to really digging into this board!

been getting my feet wet, lurked for about amonth but am making up for it now. Currently stuck in Augusta GA but this mobilization will be over some day and I can go home to Orlando

hey everyone, newbie here. im also on fark, twinturbo.net, and bmwboard.com. i came here from a link on bmwboard and realized i had to join to see the thread. so here i am. i am from new jersey and i go to college in philadelphia

Hey all
 

Hey everyone, I'm new here, hopefully I can make a good impression :)

Hello
 

Hey everyone, I'm a newbie here and thought I'd give this place a shot since it looks pretty cool.

Hello to everyone. I've actually been lurking for awhile and just decided to post, anyhow, my name's Steve, I live around Boston MA. and like football.

I am a professional lurker whom Halix has forced into the light.

Hi.. I'm new here *waves* names Liliana.. welp just saying hi.. if ya wanna chat just pm me--chat with you all laters. bye

~Liliana~

Hi all, joined the site a week ago, and have basicaly been lurking for the most part. Looks like a great community, hope I can be at least slightly productive for it. I'm in copperas cove, texas, btw.
(edited-apparently, I'm begining to loose even the slight spelling ability I originaly had)

Hi I`m also new. I'm a 19 year old male from San Diego. I can`t always access a computer, but I`ll try to contribute as much as possible.

I been here for a bit and just got rid of that Damn Rookie tag...Welcome to all those just joining though...

hello everyone, i just joined up. I love message boards, and i'm hoping to really enjoy posting here.

hey, hey my 1st post:crazy:
so if there's a place just for women to post, why isn't there one just for men?:confused:

Hello all,

been ages since I've actually posted on a forum, I hope I havn't forgot how ;)

Look forward to joining this community, havn't found one worth joining in a while but I'm gonna give this place a try. :)

'lo
 

Oi! Name is Chuy (it was used) and i eat little animals. A lot. Not much of an intro, is it. <p>Well... tough. i am tired and was told to get over here by an old roomie. 'night.

Welcome one and all.
Glad to have you on TFP.
We are looking forward to seeing you on the boards.
Just remember to read the notices.
If you have any questions just PM a mod and we will be glad to help.
Jump on in the water is fine.

there is a debate and explanation laid out in "Tilted Suggestions". I'm not gonna rehash the whole thing, but if you're curious, head there to read up. ;)

Hello Everyone, just joined and my first post. Looks like a good site to hang out at.

*nevously hits submit button*

Hey people. This is definitely an interesting place. Haven't been here long, but I love it already.

And when something is this good, you don't worry about losing an arm and a leg to get in. And work hard I did.

After registering and not receiving my registration email for 24 hours, I thought it was something wrong with my address, so I tried again under a different one. Same thing. Still, I was right. Apparently my host was happily eating up any email it arbitrarily labelled as "spam" (even though I've not set up any filters). 200+ messages have been filtered, and at least 50 of them being useful, including the welcome letter from TFP.

But now I have it and here I am. Woohoo.

wow, that sucks Nefir, glad to hear you got it worked out. :)

otto, don't be nervous, we don't bite, hard ;)

Hi!! I am a new member and now I begin my journey in exploration here!! I hope this site is as wonderful as it seems!!!

Hi, my name is Chris.
I live in crofton,MD(it's full of racists and rednecks but it's not so bad).
ummmm,the only message board i've been apart of is stile project forums and i dont post there because most of the people are rude jackasses.
These boards seem really cool and i hope to be around for awhile.
Thanks

Salutations
 

Hallo. My name is The Jolly Company.
If you are the first one that can figure out where that came from, i might give you a cookie. No, it's not from a painting.

I came here because i couldn't look at people's posts without registering... but then i only registered using a different name. After looking at the posts and people's willingness to help, i decided that this could be an awesome community and i might just be crazy enough to join. So i did.

Who am I?
I'd like to think i'm an alien disguised as a human being. However, since that hasn't been proven, i'll stick to what i know.
I'm an 18 year old boy who's been in college for a year. I like moonlit walks on the beach.... er um wait, what was i talking about? oh yea... I go to Purdue Univ, majoring in CS, but thinking of switching to premed. My ethnicity is asian, but i grew up in the good ol states. I reside in new york and i like to stab things.

My preferences... i like white girls... tho i like hot girls even more. i'm not a big fan of the stupid/arrogant people, and most of the asians i meet are like that, so i kinda have a thing against asians. When i say "i hate asians" people tend to laugh, which is kind of why i say it. Although, i kinda do.

I can't think of anything else at the moment, so it is time that my speech comes to a close.

oh, by the way, i just might be crazy

Allo, Everyone! I'm Michala and I'm on my way to Central America. As that's the most exciting thing going on right now, I'll stop there. I look forward to meeting you!

hey everyone. i'm here from just outside NYC. looks like a nice forum you have here.

Engaged--am I glad? :\
 

Hello everyone.
19/m hotty from Minnesota here. ;) 5'11", 170, dark hair, hazel eyes, goatee.
I've been w/ the same girl for 4 years this coming October, got engaged last Christmas Day. Since then, things have just gotten weird. :( Don't want to throw out my life story, but I just don't know what's gonna happen. Not enough sex. :P Among more serious things.

Been a part of the board for a couple months, and finally decided to start posting a couple times. Don't be shy!

Since evryone else has done it, I might as well go ahead and state the obvious.

I'm new.

And just to get the boring intro stuff out of the way

22
Male
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
And I work for CCRA (My Canadian friends will know us better as Revenue Canada. And for my American friends, we're the Canadian IRS)
And finally, the name comes from a short, but quite geeky story, which I wouldn't tell even if you ripped my toenails off one by one.