o well...
i'm from brazil.

I was looking for something, then I saw this forum and I was interested in enter and toss away my social life :D

Welcome, skada and mestre_kame! Hope you guys enjoy what you find here on TFP. I look forward to getting to know you better through your posts. No need to wait, just jump right in when you feel like it!! :)

Welcome all!

hi! *waves!*

Hello, lastgirlonearth and all of our new members! :wave:

hmmm, I used to know a Greg Hale.

hello
 

hi,

looks like this is a cooool forum. I couldn't help but joining.
was that an oblique idea?
happy to join you.
thanks,

-w3

Hi, w3!

I don't know if it was an oblique idea, but we're glad you went with it nevertheless. ;)

Welcome to TFP! :wave:

Hi I'm new :)

been lurking to long
 

seems to be a very cool place i look forwrd to being a part of it

welcome creepysusie and rgroovy07! :thumbsup:

No need to lurk, jes hop right in there, we'll be here to help...

What up!! Just telling you I'm here so don't call the cops.

I'm not really french by the way..Im from London. Hello!

Hello creepysusie (you don't scare me :p), rgroovy07, btp1979 & frenchb!

Welcome to TFP!

Please jump in and let us get to know you. If you need any assistance help is just a PM away. :)

It is my pleasure to welcome you all(lastgirlonearth, w3fd4665, creepysusie, rgroovy07, btp1979 and frenchb) to this here establishment.

Welcome!

I always enjoy seeing newbies around here...Now excuse me while I call the cops on btp1979. ;)

Hello, my names ferret and I'm glad to be here!

Hope you guys and gals are all well!

I'd like to welcome myself to your delightful and tasty forums. Thanks !

Ding! Level 1!
 

Hi guys (and gals [and maybe possibly "other"])

Stumbled across this site when a redditor put up a link to an oil tanker that got hijacked by greenpeace. I browsed around, and liked the tone of the place.

Can't guarantee I'll be much more than a lurker, I usually don't have strong opinions about things, but we'll see.

Nice to meet you, either way!

Welcome theferret, dickblubber (I'm not going to ask ;)), and lil_orphan_oni :)

Look forward to seeing more from you, and feel free to ask any questions :)

Hi There!
 

hello all, I'm new here and name's Teresa...nice meeting you

Hello everyone coming in the door.

Reddixiedarlin it took me awhile to break down what your name actually said. Yes, I'm tired and sometimes slow.

hey I'm new what's up

Welcome all!

What's up you ask: Little did you know that you joining tfp is step number 132in my 6,000,000,000 step plan to world domination. I will be a benevolent despot; carry on then. On a more serious note I welcome you to the boards toomlo.

He everyone!

Hi all!

I think I can speak for everyone and tell you both 'hey' and a warmest welcome! :)

Any discerning details you'd like to share with us?

I'm in my later 20s and I hail from the States. Right now I'm stuck in the purgatory that the Ohio River Valley.

My mom always used the phrase, dumber than a bag of hammers. :P

Welcome to TFP, Paint! :wave:

Hmmm I had no idea this started out as a porn site.

What's the green light for?

xxxafterglow,

the green light below your avatar shows that you're online. If it's not lit, then the person is either hiding their status or not logged on.

And there is no porn here, what are you talking about?

Thank you Jesus. :)

Hallo, I'm Xavier.
I'm 18, but my profile shows 19 since it wouldn't let me register otherwise. *Don't hunt me and eat me please!*
I'm quite a boring person, in the fact that I watch anime, play gamecube and PC games, and I'm in a great relationship with an amazing girlfriend that I ADORE to pieces.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask.
Hope to be talking to ya'll on IRC soon.

Welcome Chiyachan/Xavier. We look forward to seeing what you have for us. Browse around, get involved, and have fun.

Hi I'm OMS,

I'm from Australia (but don't hold that against me) and for the life of me I cant remember how I found this place, I was cleaning out my inbox and found a mail message I'd sent myself about it :)

Cheers from Down Under,
OMS

hi,

i'm from an island in the caribbean called tobago (i guess most folks wont know where that is)

i was lookin for some car related info and stumbled on this site

Hello OMS and toybago! (uh, that's near Trinidad, right ;))

Welcome to TFP!

'sup Toybago. My dad is from Trinidad.

Good evening all!

Just joined up and ready to start browsing the forums! So far it's pretty interesting. Thanks for having me!

Hello everyone
 

Hi everyone, it's nice to meet you. I'm 25 years old and I'm from Michigan, it's the state in the US that looks like a mitten, it's also one of the few masses of land that you can identify by pointing to a body part. Do you think people from Italy point to their boot and say I live here??? I point to my hand all the time to say I live here (if only you could see my pointing my finger to the palm of my hand). Anyway, I stumbled across this forum quit by accident. I did a google search for, What's the strangest thing you've put into your beer (I've recently started making my own beer, that's why I did this search)? and one of the results was, What's the strangest thing you've put into your pussy. Being the perv. that I am, I just had to read it.

Hello and welcome hydra1978 and humble7in. humble7in I'd just like to let you know that I'm the most humble person here, so you know I'm the man when it comes to being humble. *albania looks around...pats himself on the back*
Again, welcome all.

I humbly accept your statement that you are the most humble person in these forums albania. Thanks for the greeting.

HI there. I'm Biff and from Ireland . Just stumbled on the place tonight

I'm Lakerman... big fan of the Lakers. Duh! :thumbsup:

hi everyone! i'm a club music fan, a partial DJ hope to become a full genuine DJ :D ! i upload music on a site, make bootlegs and stuff like that :P
enough about me ... enjoy staying here !:thumbsup:

Hi everyone,

Just saying a big hello for the first time!

Enjoy your day! :-)

Big howdy to all of our new folks! Welcome!

Biffaroo, I can say for certain I've never met an Irishman named Biff. I'd love to hear THAT story...

Lakerman - Bulls fan here. Sorry. However, you might find some support with the site owner, Halx.

gogu - what part of a dj are you? Arm? Leg? Torso?

Zezilia - big hello back!

Welcome, Biffaroo, Lakerman, gogu and Zezilia. Hop right in and have fun. :D

whats up people... names scott, I'm a college student from NC, glad I stumbled across this interesting site

Hi, scott!

Welcome to TFP!

I see you've jumped into the forums. Let us know if you ever need any help. :)

Hey everyone,
I've actually lurked around these forums quite a while ago, and made a mental note to join-as the community here seems one of the best. I'm a guy into photography and all the trappings of being a computer engineer. Also, when I get around to it, I love beaches and anything involving the ocean--I once touched a wild grey whale and got snotted on--o the things that turn me on.

<a href="http://www.zooomr.com/photos/behindalens/3378080/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.zooomr.com/images/3378080_aaec841cb6.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="The End of My Day" /></a>

Hi all,I'm zbuckone. I'm a 62 yr old cancer patient who just likes to hang out and see what the world is up too. :wave:

Hi,

Thanks for the welcome! This forum seems filled with the cleverest people. I'm hoping to have fun here and many fulfilling discussions.:) :rose:

My first post here and i have to say I'm impressed. I love behindlens surfer photo there--beautiful sig....

Hey all - I was a TF user a LONG time ago and was surprised to re-discover it!

Good to be back.

nice one jazz... i ment to say that i'm partially a dj :P i meen i'm not a dj in some club or something like that... just ocasionally dj... you got the point :P
(i'm not american or english so i SOMETIMES make some spelling errors but despite i'm not an american i think i do a good job with english :D )

Hello, behindalens! I love photography, too! We have many excellent photogs here at TFP.

zbuckone, glad to have you here! :)

toddp65, check your messages...:p...and welcome!

Welcome back, Mellu!

It's great to see so many new members. You've wound up at a really special place...no, really, I'm serious.

Is cleverest a word?....I'm not sure, but since we all know what its alluding to, and it has to do with the members here, we'll allow it:thumbsup:

jkwy and welcome :)

-Will

Hey everyone, Just checking out the rules and what not and wanted to say whats up

Ha ha! Thanks! Also for your trying to educate me...;) I'm always willing to learn something new every day...to stay clever...:lol:
so I looked this one up to be absolutely certain...

cleverest
From Wiktionary

[edit] Adjective
cleverest

Superlative form of clever.

hello,i m juku

Hi, oddtrend and juku! Welcome to TFP. :wave:

Hi form Brussels.

wow ! 'cause almost every day someone new join us, i propose that all new members to say where they "heard" about this forum! i`m amazed of how many users are typing tfproject.org :) ( yeah, yeah you have bookmark ;)) )

Don't believe anything you see on the internet :lol:

jkwy, make sure and stick around!

-Will

Hello, Ed from Brussels!

Is it too terribly American of me to declare my love of Brussels Sprouts? :p

Welcome to TFP where the level of discourse is generally, but not always, superior to that which I have displayed here, lol.

Hello everyone :)

I've just arrived, after carefully taking the time to choose this particular forum, so I look forward to becoming acquainted with other like-minded souls, and contributing to the lively discourse!

*raises glass of champagne*

Cheers!

(Oh, one question - how do you guys edit that little comment under your username? The one above your picture in the left-hand column? Thanks in advance for any advice!)

i think that comment is a rank linked to your post count and isn't editable. but i could be wrong.

Ahh...thanks for clearing that up for me :)

Evening, all.

I've been an infrequent lurker for quite a few years and thought I'd try to take more of an active roll.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

What can a person trust in these days....:eek:

J/KwU2...;) :D

Brief Introduction
 

Hi.. I am Matt from Scotland UK, 40 years of age, married with two kids and looking forward to participating on the board and getting to know you all :)

Yeah, sorry, you are wrong.

That's an ability that you earn with greater levels of membership, which is based on quality and quantity of participation.

Just keep doing what you already do, and you'll get there eventually.

Hi!
 

Hi just introducing myself to TFP. Well actually, reintroducing myself since i used to read/write back a few years ago. One thing lead to another and I couldn't post for a few years but a few days ago i remembered this site and thought i'd come back to the community. Hope it hasn't changed! I loved it back then and now I'm here to stay.

Ok, now that i finally found the white space.....

hi. i was told by two of my frineds i must introduce myself, so....i'm Wilmé. Really new to this TFP thing.

hope its as cool as Henri used to make it sound more than two years ago.

hey guys...can you remember the best friend in aussie that i always mention in some of my posts...well, this is she and let me be the first to give a the warmest of TFP welcomes :)

oh, and marhadoe, if it was great for you back then, it'll be even AWESOMER now :D welcome back !

Hows it goin? i'm kyle 21 y/o and living in Los Angeles

Hi all new in town...think I'll check things out.
Let me know if there is anything in particular I should see so I don't make an arse of myself.

Hey. I'm from Indiana, US, am married and....that's about it for now.

Howdy.

Hi Jazz ..... Biffaroo is a play on BIFF ....stands for big ignorant f*ucker from O***:) :)

Wow, so many new members here!

Welcome to you all--aswo, Garthon, flatbroke, and Biffaroo. I look forward to hearing what y'all have to say! :)

I almost had an A/S/L flashback lol. Glad to see new peoples joining up :)

-Will

Hey there, I'm a musician and teacher from London. This seems like a cool board with some interesting, mature discussion. I'm looking forward to getting stuck in!

Hi, Searcher! Glad to see that new members are already recruiting more people. :)

And allaboutmusic, welcome! There's plenty of people who love to talk about music in these parts, so make yourself at home!

Hiya abaya...well the forum seems interesting so will spread the word also :thumbsup:

Just A Brief Hello.
 

Good day all, My name is Dylan and I am a 6'1" 250lb male with interrests in books and pleasant conversation. I am a zen buddhist but havent been to temple in a while. I love punk rock music, philosophy, cooking and women of all size shape and sort. I was pointed to this site by Buddah who is currently 4 doors down the hallway with a recently injured knee and he told me to come here and see what kind of interresting people I can meet and conversations I can start. Wish me Luck!

Hola!
 

Hey there. I did a search for the term "getting some strange" and ended up here. I haven't been able to let go of the mouse since. (And no, thats NOT what the kids are calling it these days!)

I am just your average run of the mill 30 something male. Been married for 13 years, and have a daughter that turned 13 this month. Hmmm.

My wife and I are still having a blast, but sometimes a question comes up that you don't want to ask your Mum if you know what I'm singin.

So that is why I am here!:)

Hi all.

I registered to TFP quite some time ago, but never came around to actually participating in it. I love the open-mindedness of the people on this forum. It really is a joy to be reading all those interesting discussions about life.

So I thought I'd just say hi and actually introduce myself after 7 months of silently reading the posts. Hopefully I can find the time to participate a bit more in the future. :)

Great to meet you all and make your comely acquaintances, so I just have to say...

Hello everyone, glad to be accepted here, and I hope to stay.
I have been lurking for quite some time now.

How do you do!
It took me a while, but based on what I've seen so far, makes me believe I am gonna stay.:)

Hi yall,

Just found this place while looking for animated gifs. It looked like a comfy place to be so I decided to go ahead and join up!

hello...

I'm from France, and very happy to find you :D :D

Hello, LadySin...that was my stripper song thread. :shy: Please add more! In fact, I have few more to add now that I mention it.

Hi, lemorico from France. It's great to have you here! Enjoy the site. :)

Pegasus74, fox634, Marrrlee! Wow, so many new members.

Thank you all for joining and I hope to see you out there on the threads. Don't be shy, you've come upon a great place for wasting untold hours of interesting cerebral discussion...and other neat-o stuff, too...like sex. :lol:

Welcome! If you ever need any assistance, help is just a private message away. :wave:

Hi Everyone! Just another newbie here, thought I'd drop by here first before continuing on. :)

Hello . first timer kinda. found this forum while looking for a password for pictureview.com but realized this is a very cool group of people. I like open minded people.
Perception "is" Reality. test the theory any way you like.

anyways.. I hope I get to be one of the regulars.. accepted etc. if you have any pointers let me know. like most guys, I like porn as well. just want to be honest from the start.