new
 

i dont no what im doing and who is getting this message

well, okay then!

Welcome to TFP, sweetness.

Here are a couple of primers on how things work here.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=45061

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=105692

Feel free to send me or any other moderator a private message if you'd like some help settling in. :)

I'm Erik, thats me.

Welcome to TFP, Erik. :wave:

Hi, what's the craic (an Irish expression that has nothing to do with drugs)??. I joined today t reply to the "chicken bones" for dogs post. I don't know if I'll be looking at this site much more - I'm more of a news person that a forum person. Slan leat compadres.

Welcome morpheus01. Hopefully you'll find some other interesting stuff. You're right that this isn't a news site, but we don't pretend to be. We tend to spend much more time talking about the "why's" and "hows" of the news than breaking it ourselves. Hopefully you'll find some other things of interest than dogs and chickens, but you're welcome here regardless.

Thanks for the very gracious welcome Jazz. I think it's gonna be pretty hard to top dogs and chickens, which by the way, I regard as a very serious subject matter.

"The Evolution of Humanity, Sexuality and Philosophy???" Is this a cult or something?

Hello everyone # 4008

It's all fun and games until someone turns it into a cult.

Even then it's kind of fun.

Hi, Speakerbox! :wave:

Huh. I always heard that it's all fun and games until a train comes along and puts someone's eye out. Agree to disagree I guess.

tasman
 

Hi I'm tasman from the UK and I am new to this forum. I hope to do a lot of posts with tons of humor/humour.

:rolleyes:

Hi all...I was here a long while back and wanderd off. google sent me back then I believe...

but I happend to come back for a lurk through the sexuality board...was looking for relationship issues...
saw the sticky...ok.
so I found a thread similar to one of my last posts back then...tried my log in wow, still worked. figured since it was so long ago I'd stop in and say Hi as a newb...hope that's ok. :)

I come from the net. Through systems, peoples, and cities, to this place...

I right wrongs, write wrongs, and apparently, am upright.

*Edit*
Oh, I'd forgotten why I posted in this topic to begin with. Out of curiosity, is there a topic here explaining the origins of the forum?

I troll forums, and this one interests me. I come in peace. http://jltrefugees.18.forumer.com/ht...ees/tongue.gif

*Sings the troll in me to sleep*

Hi, tasman! Stop being so funny. Really. *me gives tasman the look* ;)

boink, your username is one of the more adorable euphemisms for sex. Just saying...
Welcome back!

Ritesign, I see you're off to an auspicious start. Nice to see you here.
And I don't think there is a thread on the origins of TFP. We did have a Wikipedia page in the works, but it's not up and running yet. But we have many original TFP members here who I am sure would be glad to impart some history to you.

Welcome everyone! Please feel free to jump in and have fun.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=45061

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=105692

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=112969

And, hello to you, Laugh-O-Matic.

we eat trolls...unless, of course, they have interesting stories involving sex or archaeology...or sex :p

Welcome to TFP :wave:

You won't be disappointed, I assure you.

Hello TFP, how may I be of service?

Hi, Cavi Mike! I see you are a diggigrant. ;)

Thanks for stopping by and electing to hang around a while. See, it's only Monday and already you've made a good decision.

You may be of service by joining in, sharing your opinions, your experiences and your perspective. Just don't try to sell us any cameras or Paris Hilton sextapes and you'll do fine. :)

Hello all!

I stumbled across tfproject from an article I found on digg.com - which led me to registering and posting this short message.

I felt the need to sign-up as this forum seems to cover everything that my usual forum-residence doesn't. After all, there's only so much to talk about technolgy...

Hi, I'm new here was just looking for a good community to join in with so I thought I'd give this a shot

heidi ho peeps just another n00b postin' a greetin'

Hows everyone doing, im kasper the dopest ghost......:rolleyes: i saw this forum today and thought i might register and see what its about....looking forward to talking to all of you :expressionless:

Greetings and salutations.

I am a former lurker that was just reminded of this wonderful site. I am glad to be back.

Hi all, I'm Shreyas. Post from Hal(x) on TechSpeak made me join this forum. I'm not sure whats going on here, but i guess would settle down in a couple of days. Thanks

Found this site from a Digg.com post. I'm not very good at intro posts (or even worse, filling out profiles!) so I'll just say "hi" for now and leave it at that. :)

Wow! So many new members today. Let me just take a moment then to welcome you all...

mjlazlow
NickLad
Viking 185
Kasper4sale
dosglob
crimemastergogo
DeaconRamsey

...you all just happened upon a very special place. And no, I don't mean "special" in that way.

Welcome to TFP! :wave:

Thanks - and it just goes to show how great the internet is, us all stumbling into the forum like this.

Hey! Speak for yourself! :p

Hi there everyone. My friend pointed me here and I thought I'd check it out.

Hi eileenbunny. Thank your friend for us, and let us know if we can help in any way.

My name is . . . well i forgot my name but i was told this was going to be a cult.
I was just wondering when the kool-aid is handed out because I'm thirsty.
Ohh and does spelling count?

Hello all, Randy here. Thanks for having me.

hello all. i'm emerald...or kate. I just stumbled upon this forum and was excited...tee hee.

For the sake of maintaining our sanity, it really does.

Hey!
I'm Razor, or Helge (if you manage to actually pronounce that right).
I'm norwegian by the way :)

Wow, lots of new faces! Welcome all!

Spelling isn't an issue, although you'll notice a lot of folks with broken "shift" keys". The Kool-Aid is just fine, although you do want to watch out for the wicked Everclear recipes in the Tilted Cooking.

hello.

Hello yourself. Welcome. Let us know what we can do to help enhance your internet-surfing pleasure.

ummm yes, im here for a good read... heaps of stuff to see and do :)

Welcome, Haroc. There's some really good stuff over in the Hall of Fame. Or you can just look for a lot of Crack's stuff since he's one of our more entertaining members. And our founder, Halx, just posted something pretty cool on a job he used to have here:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=114784

Let us know if we can help in any way.

Hello there everyone. Just thought I would check this out. Seems like an interesting place to be. :thumbsup:

Hi, roulette! Welcome to TFP! :wave:

Let us know if you need any help, otherwise just jump in and have fun.

hello, this place looks really friendly, many intelligent people who are tolerant of the world around them .. looks like a good place for me :)

Hi s300d. We're friendly, like to think that we're intelligent and tolerant of everyone except people who have South Park avitars. We freakin' hate those people!

Just kidding. If we had an initiation, you'd have gotten through it now

Welcome! Please let us know if there's anything we can help you with or point you towards.

Hello, everybody!

I just wanted to drop a line here and say hi!

I've read a few articles anonymously. I thought I'd register and participate in the discussion as well.

(I've read the guidelines btw :P)

jLuv, you may be my favorite Upright person!

Seriously, welcome and have at it! If you know the guidelines, you'll do just fine.

hey all, i'm redhtsk843, new to the forums, and hoping to...have some interesting conversations and good times!

Hello!

s3ood - we're all about tolerance and intelligence - two great things that go great together!

jLuv - luv your avatar :lol:

redhtsk843 - interesting conversations and good times...could describe a favorite corner bar or TFP.

Welcome to TFP! Join in and let us get to know you a little better. :wave:

Hello

It's been awhile since I joined a forum. I actually came here from digg.

Hey all..

Interesting site.. I think I'll stay...

Hal(X)'s wicked porn industry article got me here for the second time, and I never, ever register for stuff!

I'm a musician from Los Angeles.

peace

ryan

I came here from my daddy's martian vagina. Well, okay, maybe not. But I sure did digg it.

I play music too. Been a musician for most of my life, made my living doing it for a bunch of years before I got burned out.

Hi... I'm Alicia, and I pretend to have an obsession for bacon like people... but it's not true. I'm full of crap.

I'm 19 years old, annoying, and every once in a while, I may come up with something funny... but that's a rarity.

I live in California... but where all the beaners live, because someone needs to do the orange picking. I'm Mexican, but typically never speak my language. I may come off as loud and annoying online, but offline, I'm shy. I think. :D

I came from a donut.

At least from a roughly donut shaped hole (hopefully)

With razor sharp sprinkles that poked me in the face.

It's great to see so many new people. I think you're all going to fit in here just fine. Thanks for stopping by and registering.

point, I think you made the right decision. ;)

Acephalous and origin, many of our members are musicians, as well. I think you'll find a lot to talk about.

Bacon Symphony, I like your style. :)

Welcome to TFP! Have fun, learn and share.

hello hello, found this site through digg. seems interesting, think i will stick around for awhile

Saludos from the socialist republic of Venezuela! (They make us say that.... help me... get me out of here...*)

Somewhat of a new user here straight from the digg rush I'll assume you guys are having. I remember the site from way back when it was pretty much a great place for porn. I used to have an account but then I left :rolleyes:

Anyway, figured I'd try to settle in here for a while. I'm in need of a new forum. The place that doesn't exist is getting old. I'll be seeing you around :)

*Not really. Its cool :paranoid:

Dutch here
 

Not easily offended. this looks interesting.
To HAL(X) : Great article BTW :thumbsup:

Greetings and Salutations!
 

Greetings,

The name is Kevin and I'm currently on Long Island, NY.
Ex-military.

Married with three daughters. I work for insurance company as a computer/network tech.

I enjoy movies, anime, good conversation,and bourbon.

I'm a tech nut at heart. Pretty much anything to do with computers (Mac and linux guy deep down, but I can support any OS out there).

I'm currently into the new Dr. Who series, BSG, and any old cheesey Godzilla flick.

Hello there, just came across this site today. I am reaching this side of the internet from California.

I'm Rob, a recent transplant to Austin from Los Angeles.

I write things. On occasion, these things contain enough flowery prose and rhetoric to create the illusion of insight.

Maybe I'll write some things for you.

Hi, I'm Motdiem.
In France. <please don't hit me ;-) >

Very happy to join the forum, looking forward for some great conversations

Hi!

I found this place thanks to the "Porn, from the Inside" posts by Halx. (Very cool by the way.)

After a few hours of looking over the forums this place looks like the kind of message board/community I've been looking for. :) A message board where I can talk about sex, post my bad poetry and gush about my cats sounds like a good place!

I'm from Down Under.

Yes I do have an accent and yes, we do have many hot Babes.

I think you've pretty much summed up the whole idea of TFP, all in one sentence. Some of us have struggled for years to put it that concisely! Nicely done!!

Oh, and welcome. Plenty of sex, poetry and cat-lovers to go 'round, here. :thumbsup:

Kraze
CptAJ
dutchtech
Mr_E
nocturnal_rider
Professor Mayhem
motdiem (bonjour! :p)
oFia
Katatonic

whew....

Welcome! We are so happy to see you all here.

I like to throw these links out on this thread every once in a while.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=45061

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=105692

Please don't hesitate to ask questions. You'll find us to be a friendly and helpful bunch of weir....uh, folks.

Otherwise, jump on in and tell us allll about it. ;)

How about you shout us some drinks and we'll talk some more?

Long time lurker, decided to register. :)

and Yes I love chili..

Hello from NYC...
I'm glad to join in on all of this fun. This looks like the place to be seen and heard these days. I'm looking forward to many interesting posts and discussions.

-MoeGreen

I wave

From sunny Northern California. Quite an interesting site I've stumbled into.

drinks? Pass me some root beer schapps to start please.

Hellloooooooo.....how's everyone doing? I'm new here :D

howdy all. You have my stapler

Welcome everyone! I'm glad you're here and I hope you stick around and participate.

yoyoyo

Hi!

I'm new here, which will ultimately explain the presence of my post in the "Introduce Yourself" thread. I ran across this place while aimlessly browsing the web, and was instantly impressed by the maturity and informative nature of the posts. I am looking forward to getting to know the community here.
:)

Hey
 

What did people do at midnight before the internet?

Hey all, new here, checking thing out and such. so like HI~!

Hi, im not really a star on introductions so ill just say its nice to see a community with decent folk, looking forward :)

Wow, that's a whole lotta new users! Hi everyone! :D

I certainly look forward to seeing what you all have to say, and if anyone has any questions please feel free to message an admin or moderator.

Mixedmedia's links are definitely good to read. Don't let them scare you away though, we're a pretty laid back group here :)

Hi all I'm looking forward to getting to know the all of you here :)

newie
 

Hi everyone, I'm Aled....hope to get to know some of you real soon !!

Wow!! So many new users!! Welcome everyone!!
Great community here, look around and enjoy yourselves :)

<~~~ you all get welcoming licks from the kitty! :D

Hey everyone!

I like....Bagels!

I eat my experiments
 

You are what you eat...

Good morning TFPr's. Just signed up and looking forward to enjoying your company!

hi. :wave:

iR not quite a nub ...

... just a long-gone returnee.

lol, dunno why even i'm posting in this thing other than it seems a good place to dip me toes in the water.

/wiggle

Hey all.

I believe found the interweb's finest hidden sanctuary where one can
be truly at peace.

Thanks for accepting me into such an awesome community & having me feel welcomed.
~Jetstream

Welcome to all of the new people. :wave:

WOO! Good to see a familiar face. :)

Hello everyone!

I can't believe I've never heard of TFP before! Probably going to be lurking for a while, but I can already tell that I'm gunna like this place :)

hi there- just happened across yoru forum. looked interesting thought i'd come in and take a look around.

Hello to all the new members that have joined...since the last time I greeted new members :p

Welcome to TFP! It's well worth your while. ;)

Hi all,

I'm new to the forums, found out about this place thru some article I read .. seems to be interesting enough.

Now please excuse me while I go read through a few older threads to get a feel for the place.

Well just wanted to say, I am new here, the Forum seems really interesting as I am really interested in the development of everything the Forum stands for so I am looking forward to some great reads and fun writes

Hello world, in like to participate in global communication.

Welcome to all of you! Let us know if we can help your internet-viewing more pleasureable!

Hello I'm new here . Hope I will be able to bring my contribution

Big howdy, jmurphy. Contribute away!