Hi I'm new. Not too talkative today. Need coffee. Good to meet you all!

Welcome <i>GuidedByVices</i> and <i>killinspiders</i> glad you could join us.. have a look around and enjoy! :D

Hey, I just got registered today. I used to be a member here about a year ago. Then I stopped posting and forgot my password. Anyways it's good to be back.

Hey, I'm new here too. I am a freshman at the University of Kentucky. I love board games and basketball.

I'm new. And I don't remember how I found this site. I do frequent fark, but haven't posted there. Talk to ya later.

Welcome shadowfiend, rlbond86, and rthmchgs :D Enjoy!!!

Newest thing to hit Tilted since John Fogerty (of CCR fame) returned to Fantasy Records.

Hi. I'm Jon. JonTheRevelator.

g'day. this looks like an interesting place...i'll be looking forward to getting to know you all.

Found my way back after a two year absence. Was very surprised to find that my profile still existed and that I actually remembered my password! Thanks Halx for keeping this lost sheep still in the flock!

Elaphe

my interests are introducing myself and being polite. a pleasure to meet you all! really though, i can tell this is a well organized forum.

Hello, all - Looks like an awesome place, hopefully i'll get to know most of you, but then again i can't know everyone.

Welcome to JohnTheRevelator, kirin, elaphe, JemIsExcitement and Dmner! Also good to see more people coming in. Have fun, explore the place and jump in head first :D

Hello,
I'm marsbarz, and I'm basically here to dick around =] (and I mean that in a good way)

welcome marsbarz :D

Hi
 

Hi im new here,
Im a new mum of a 10wk old lil boy so im home lots of the time :p i will be going back to work next year but at the moment i am trying to find something for myself to do besides sterilizing bottles changing nappies and doing the laundry.
My mind is always working overtime analysing everything so im hoping this will be a good place to vent some of that mindbabble and perhaps stop me from going insane lol.
Looking forward to talking with you :)

We welcome you MindBabble.....enjoy the boards

Hi. I'm happy. And I am a dog. But I can type, so it's cool.

Welcome Happy Dog.. I should market you :p

HI Tecoyah,
Nice to meet you. Once i find a topic that i can relate too im sure ill have fun lol.
I suppose i just have to get my brain working again.

Hi people! It's something around midnight over here, so I'm not that talkative anymore. Have been to SoCal for a while, so I'm always happy to have nice contacs to the states. CU around!

Hey Mr.Niceguy! Welcome. . . hope to see you around! ;)

What's Up??
 

Just joined and glad to be here. I'll be spending a little time just checking out various forums to see where my interests are at TFP.

welcome donricardo! Take your time and explore, then jump in when you find what you like :)

I'm new. tecoyah begged me to sign up here because he has the hots for me. ;)

Kidding, tecoyah!

My initials are aps. I'm a type A personality, but am also easygoing. I am very inquisitive as to others and what makes them tick, so I may appear to be nosy, when it's really just my being interested. Tell me all your secrets....

welll...to be honest.....heh

Oh really? :)

Hello,
I joined the forum a little while ago and am excited to get more involved : )
for any of you with snow outside, make a snowman, or a snow blob, or a snow turtle, it's great fun!

welcome epprebek :) I don't have any snow outside.. so I guess a dirt blob will have to do

I'm not new here but I haven't been around for about 7 months. So I figured I would reacquaint myself with everyone and get back in the swing of things a bit. Hopefully I won't have to take any time off in the future. I'm so far behind on everything.

welcome back Beefimator. Always nice when people rejoin the fold

Thanks man, now all I have to do is get back into the swing of things. I've missed so much. Yikes.

HELLO
 

Hi, I just joined and thought I would just say "Hi!"

I look forward to interacting with a few of you. I won't say all of you because it appears there's too many! But I trust that is a good thing.

If you have a prayer request, please feel free to PM me. I'd be happy to entertain Bible questions, but I'm not really much for debating. I am happy to give you an answer based on what I believe and understand the Bible to teach, but I'll also do my best to simply leave it at that. Of course, I can't say you'll necessarily like the content of my answer, but I'll try hard to be respectful and not rude. I would appreciate the same courtesy, as the "welcome and read this message or you can't go any further" message outlined.

I will give as honest an answer to honest questions, but I really don't want to argue. I've gottem fed up with a lot of that kind of junk that's out there, and I'm not looking to engage in that here. I'd prefer to keep it positive and try to be a help and an encouragement if I can.

If debating is your bag, more power to ya. Just not my cup of tea, thanks.

God bless.

Welcome Tim....we try very hard not to Christian Bash here, and if you feel someone has.....just let me know.....and your friendly local pagan will set 'em strait

Thank-you!

I hope my interactions will be positive, enlightening and even a bit challenging at times -- realizing that most streets run two-ways. I'm sure I can learn some things from opinions, thoughts and feelings which are divergent from mine. At least I hope I can, and I hope along the way I can be a blessing to some.

But it's nice to know I've got a FRIENDLY local pagan to call on, too!

well, I'm new, I think.... well, I'll see what i can do eventually...

Hello!!!
 

Hi HI!! My name is Lynette (Lyn for short) and i am an eccentric crazy psycho! My boyfriend introduced me to tilted forum, (boredom) for all of those who know him. Yes i know im with HIM of all people! I'm insane i know :) What can i say he is like algae growing in a fish tank and im the sucker fish that cleans it all up and makes every other fish in the tank happy :) hehehe tough job i know. Looking at his past posts have been funny. He better change some of his answers not that he has met me. Pssshhh who would you sleep with if the world ended? Who the heck is Shannon? Screw her i can take her lets go. hehehhee o well hi hi to everyone and i hope we will be having some fun postings :)

Lo folks.

Pleased to meet you all. A friend of mine (Sultana if you know her) got me interested in the forums. I was a Navy nuke for a few years before I got out and headed to college. I'm a die hard southpaw except when I use a mouse for some odd reason. Anyways looking forward to getting to know people here.

Sgoilear

Howdy Sgoiler! :) Nice to see you here, I'm sure you like it as much as I do. :)

Err... I'm not what you'd call knew, just perhaps a little simple. Given that I have been here for 49 posts and only just found this thread. -Sorry.

Don't worry about it. Personally, I don't think I ever dropped in here - save to welcome others. Regardless, glad you're here and contributing.

Hi,
I'm from the uk and came across this place while browsing for somewhere else.
Had a quick browse and it looks good but i can't see anyone from the uk, hope i'm welcome. :thumbsup:
Soon find out i guess
xx

Hi Anneri,

Welcome aboard!

I think most the British folks contributed to this thread at some point:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=91888

Hi Jwoody, thanks for the welcome and link, theres a few of us then, thats a relief :)

Newbie and Proud
 

Howdy all, I was told about this Forum by a fellow member, and I cant to chat with everyone on the boards.

Cheers! :thumbsup:

Welcome bonannz....Have a great time

New to forums . . .

Welcome maya....excellent name...heh

I'm new to this game.
Who wrote the manual,
the step by step booklet
for me to get my
game on track,
not my wig pushed back

welcome uyt67. Look around and most of all enjoy!!

Hi I'm 25 and looking for excietment

nice to be here
 

For months, I've been hearing this and that about a "Tilted Forum" but never knew what it was. Now that I've found out, this could be my new home-away-from-home. My other home is in Southern California and I'm normally a nocturnal creature.

Welcome Williamsgarage and Nitelyfe. First off, thanks for posting your salutations in the proper area, and second, take the time and energy in reading the rules and sticky threads at the top of the boards.

As far as a home-away-from-home, I don't think you could choose a better place.

Hello Everyone :)

A couple good friends of mine told me about these forums about a year ago, and I joined up. Unfortunately, things came up and I got distracted and never got a chance to look around and enjoy the discussions.

Today I've finally rediscovered TFP and can't wait to catch up on a year of lost time :)

It's great to be here!

Welcome darmok. There's plenty to catch up on.. enjoy :D

Hi there,

Pretty new here as a posting member, although I've browsed and read stuff for a few months I suppose.

I'm a Canadian living in Northwestern BC (gorgeous scenery for those of you who've never been here) and am currently a grad student pursuing a degree in biochemistry. I hope to be deemed worthy someday of being a full-fledged member!

Welcome Dael. Don't worry you'll become a full fledged member soon enough. Just post quality stuff and engage in the great convo's here and you'll be there before you know it! :thumbsup:

Hello Peeps!
Just joined last night. I live in Southern California (North LA County). I'm married to Sultana, who has been a member of this community for a while.
I geek therefore I am.

A hearty welcome Jack.....have a blast

Welcome Jack!

I have finally decided to join in the discussion on this forum. I have been reading it for a while now, and it seems like there are a lot of good people here.

I am a 26 year old guy in Southwestern Ohio, and use the computer way too much. :)

well if you made your way on to TFP, you must be using the computer right!

hope you all had a good new years, spent mine in vegas, and I have to tell ya, the faster you chase the money, the faster the money runs, just like if someone was chasing you.

let's do it up in '06. peace

Welcome ASU2003 and youforE-Ah Enjoy! :thumbsup:

I'm new to message boards but found this and loved the chit chat. Have already learned some new and very interesting (sexual) things! I live in the South but have traveled the world. Sure wish I had a geek over my shoulder to show me the ropes--I feel a bit sloppy and lost in this online world.

welcome guinevere to our own camelot... :) Geeks are always available for rope showing -- just ask... :)

HI all, Im another newbie from the UK ! I just found out about this place from BigBoards, hope to settle in OK :)

Welcome to TFP Beetlebabe.....hope you have a blast

hello,
i read these forums a while back but only just found them again!
very nice setup u guys created :)

Hi,

I finally decided to try out forum life instead of observing it.
This looks like a good place with a lot of intelligent people, so I'm interested in where this might go.
I'm on the computer a lot...a lot. I predict that I will be addicted within five days.

Good morning, and in case I don`t see you, good afternoon and good evening.

I`m an 18 old (m) romanian and I really enjoy reading the forums, even though I haven`t contributed with anything just yet.
It feels like home :)

Cheers,
Dan

Hi there AOL ( :hmm: ) and Danny Boy!

This is a great place to share and participate. Don't be afraid, jump right in and contribute to things that interest you!!

Hello everyone, I found this forum by accident, and after lurking for a while I decided to join (as you can see :P)
I'm 21, male and from the Netherlands.
Looking forward to spend some quality time here! :)

Regards,
Woolf

Welcome!!!

new guy here. I hope my lack of experience regarding forums isnt too obvious, but I am a quick study!

great to be here :thumbsup:

Welcom TylerDurden0083 :) Check out the newbie section and you'll find it's simple to get along here.


==I have the sudden urge to make soap

Helo, everybody, I am new to this board yet I have been looking at it for awhile.

I hope you guys allow me too be one of y'all.

Nice too be here,
Mikey

Dag mense, hoe gaan dit???

Hehe... I'm from South Africa and stumbled upon TFP while browsing.
Seems like an interesting place, so i thought i'd join.

Welcome Mikey'56 and eLeKtRiKmArTiAn (wow that took forever to type!) I know you two will enjoy TFP. Indulge.

I promise to make my ID easier to type than eLeKtRiKmArTiAn!
 

This is me, doing yoga:

http://www.audioyoga.com/Images - Pr...7px-NoText.jpg

Actually, I drew that in honour of a friend of mine, a busy mother of 3 who valiantly attempted to keep up her yoga practice!

If she can work yoga into her day, we can! Check out the Yoga Snacks thread that I started here, on this forum. I hope it can give you a refreshing break in your day.

OK - why are none of my pictures taking? :(



.....Later.... Oh. fixed it.

Hello all,
I am new to TFP...sort of...
Way back in the day I was a regular, but eventually saw the forum degrade against ignorance, porn-mongering, and unfortunately, conflicts of political correctness.
Needless to say, I was overwhelmed when I returned this past week. TFP has flourished and I can only hope I find like-minded (and otherwise not) souls to join in asking and attempting to answer life's little questions, as absurd as we may sound. I'm ecstatic.
-Cardenál

Hi, I'm Gina.

Is it true that if you don't USE IT, you LOSE IT??

depends on what it is.... some things don't need to be used often....

I Love Burts Bees products.....healed my fingertips in days.....excellent stuff

Hi, I'm 19, female, and from Brooklyn, NY. :)

welcome fellow NY'er!

thank you! i like your avatar picture.. hehe

haha thanks kittyy and I hope I'll be seeing you with your own very soon!

A New Voice of Un-Reason
 

Hi everyone,

A co-worker of mine, whose screen name I don't know off the top of my head spends a lot of time on this forum and told me it was a place I could chat a low-flame rate. Sounded like a good day to me.

I've been looking for something like that for a long time, I harken back to the long-ago days of the Deep Thoughts chat. Now we're talking 15 years ago in the strange and wild BBS days, but in the beginning it was a popular chat that encouraged Deep Thought (imagine). Of course, it eventually moved to the new-fangled web and went completely to pot. As soon as people realized they could tell others to F-Off without reprise, it was all over.

A few years later, I found a Religion and Philiosophy room on Lycos and for a while things were good. Not unexpectedly it turned into a cyber-sex parlour. I suppose people wanted to commune with God in a new way.

So, every few years I wander into a new board and hope that it won't blow up. I used to use a more imflammitory screen name (kingofallcanadians) which people tended to think was an ego thing. In fact, it was a name I used when I called in to Howard Stern's show (he being the self-proclaimed King of All Media), but inevitably people would think that I was referring to myself as the greatest Canadian, and television told me last year that The Greatest Canadian was Tommy Douglas...so that's that.

Anyhow...hope this is a good experience. Looking forward to it. I hope to waste hours of paid company time in here.

Hello Everyone my name is Evelina and i am an Alcoholic

oh wrong forum :lol:
just Joking ....anyway i am Evelina and not sure what to say about me
but if u want to know... all u have to do ask

just.....how evil are you....really

welcome to TFP.....where evil is expected....and rewarded

And welcome to Enrico_Gruen.....pretty low flame here....we keep it on simmer

Delivery Girl...that's me, and not in reference to pizza...I catch babies..you know midwifery stuff! Any who...I'm VERY new here...my buddy Biscuit Buns pointed me this way. I am also very new to this whole posting thing?! Crazy ....I'm only 25!

There's my baby girl!!! :icare: I'm happy to see that you posted! :D

DG's one of the sweetest, most pure-hearted people you'll ever come across. :D

Nice to see ya DG....welcome to the board. Had two Unassisted Home Births myself....well....She did do a bit of the work....heh.

welcome....

Midwife! GAH! I don't even want to be in the room. I wanna be pacing back and forth in the waiting room with cigars in my pocket to hand out...

Have a friend in Iceland who is the village midwife, when I met her she had just delivered the village's 1,000th child.

Hi there. I've been a member for longer than I have any idea, and I posted a few things a couple years ago, but I changed computers, lost the address, forgot, etc. I rediscovered this place earlier in the week, much to my enjoyment.

I'm 35, a wholesale insurance broker (think big, tough corporate insurance), married with a kid due any day now, and more stress than I know what to do with.

That's me in a nutshell. I'm glad to be back.

That's awesome. Delivery Girl, I look forward to your insight on the board :) I have a keen interest in midwifery and other non-medical birthing options.

Welcome to the TFP :D

Glad to have you back Jazz.....good to see you hittin' the boards

Hi, I'm CountryGirl2
 

Welcome CountryGirl2....enjoy the community.

Moving this post to introductions