Oh my god! Who isn't on here?

Tom Cruise.

But we're trying to keep him away, so luckily we're 1 for 1.

uhhhhhh.....NP, as far as I know *looking around suspiciously* ;)

teach made a very brief appearance. ;)

Just wanted to say hello, I'm new here! I live in Maine, married with 5 children, 3 still at home. I have lots of interests, but mostly enjoy cooking and gardening.

Welcome, aldpam! We don't have too many people from Maine. Glad to have ya, make yourself comfortable. :)

I'm new, I've heard a lot of nice things about this forum.

They're probably all lies, big dog, but you can come find that out for yerself. :)

Welcome!

Halloe, my name is Jon, and i like swedish death metal and Mystery Science theater 3000. This place is a "good community", and i will do's my most's to lives ups to thats.

Hey...

I'm trying to offset another lonely Christmas by joining as many forums as possible.

That's about it, really.

Hi!
 

Hi everyone. My name is Bart. I am 42. I live in Central Indiana and was turned on to TF by perhaps the greatest connoisseur of pale ales in the world. I am currently dealing with the dilemma of what is better, high speed internet porn, or actual sex with women. Porn is winning.

ZeusX goes public
 

Hi folks, my name's Lea. I'm 42, and live in the north west of England. I'm currently unemployed and as a consequence, spend far too much of my time hanging around on fora. I think in finding this place, I might have landed on my feet. :)

Ryder here...
 

I'm 40, I play hard and work hard. I hate TV so the PC is where I find my entertainment and relaxation.

Looking forward to some good discussion.

Greetings one and all. I have arrived. All hail the new King of the Kingdom...or is this just a fiefdom?


Place looks interesting and I am sure I will learn something new here...

hello,

i'm Cat from the south of England :)

Hello.
My Name Is uzi glick
Im 29 im from jerusalem , ISRAEL
Im married, and i have a 2 sons, i work as a Internet developer , i enjoy pubs, porn, good movies, Google and good music
Nice to meet you all

Meow. Meow. Meow.

purrrrrrrr

Hello everyone,

I'm a university student in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada.

Cheers.

hej,

i'm raeym and i live in vienna, austria
i'm 18 years old and you will see, my english sucks ^^
i hope it will be better ;)
currently i dont work cause of my healthiness, but in 2 - 3 months i will work as a programmer.

I am villar perosa, who found these fourms by complete accident....and it was the best accident i ever made.

Ice Paladin from Sky Palace. Meeting the forum was another story. That's for later.

Hello. I signed up yesterday. I stumbled upon this place whilst looking for a place to discuss evolutionary psychology, which is a very unpopular topic in many places.

Hi everyone, just signed up on here... now I need to find my way around! So far it looks like a great site but it's pretty big - I hope I don't get lost! :eek:

hi everyone, great to met you all. As im new here im unsure how to create a picture beside my name. can someone please give me some advice.

Welcome Genesis... take your time. The point is to get lost... you find more stuff that way.

Trance... avatars come with participation in forum. Just join in and that and other things will come.

New guy here from Chesapeake Country
 

Good evening you all. I have looked around and this looks like a great board to join. I belong to other boards and am growing tired of them, needed something new. So glad to be here, and so very grateful to be here, if you all will have me.

Thanks

Dan

Hey all, I'm Shadow, I live in Elora, Ontario, tiny little town, not much fun. I love music, especially punk and metal, and if it weren't for my atheism I would think the Misfits were gods.

hi i am Devel, living in Abu dhabi as a expat from england.... yesterday i came accross some kind of game on this forum but i cant seem to find it today...its where people post pix of peopls having sex and you get points for the best pic and so on.... can anyone help me find it?

I must say ive had another account here at one time,but im glad to be back. I just read the whole thread on "guys expressing emotions" nice work. I hope i will become a reg here and share what i've learned from this crazy world we live in with you aswell.

thank you.

I'm Wes. My profile gives some details. If anyone wants to know anything else, let me know.

Hello all,

My name is "Muxy" most people call me that. I am 18 I live in Fredericton, New Brunswick Canada 'eh'. I used to be a forum whore when I was younger and now I needed a forum to kill time at work. I work at a call center 7pm-4am. I found this place pretty mature and something that I can browse pretty safely from work. I hope you enjoy my stay here.

`muxy'

What da??
 

I guess there is no turning back. Started reading all the nubees' posts and thought: I DON"T BELONG HERE!!

Thank you.

Hi, there. I'm Cynosure. I live in the midwest, USA. I came across a link to this message board, a year or so ago (can't remember where that link was, now), and I bookmarked the board because it looked interesting, but then I forgot all about it. I finally remembered and returned, about a week ago. The past few days, I've been lurking here and noticing how much the board has evolved, and appreciating how there are so many intriguing forums and posts here. So, I decided to sign up!

Maybe this time I've found message board Nirvana. :thumbsup:

Hi! I came across this forum while searching for some info on a pretty random topic. Anyway, what a find! I love the diversity of interests and topics, and I'm looking forward to spending some time here.

New...
 

Hi All,

Just stumbled across this board, and it looks like a great resource!

Look forward to my time here!

-melt

just trying to get by
 

hey ... blurp

Hi, another newbie here. Stumbled upon you on a google search..and, well, here I am!

Welcome to all of our new members! This is a great board, so find something interesting and jump in :)

G'day :) The names Fitz - Nice to be here.

Welcome fitzneal, nice to see you here :)

Thanks SecretMethod :thumbsup:

Greetings and salutations
 

Came across this board via google search. I like what I have read so far. You seem like a good group.

Look forward to posting.

Hello
 

Hello everyone!! I am Lady Martini. I am currently traveling around the country.
I stopped in at Lucifer's place where he got me to join. It was about time since he sends me enough porn and wicked cool web sites from here.
Anyways, look forward to talking to you all.

welcome to the boards, i do hope you enjoy the ride, roller coaster i mean :D

porn... what porn???

Hey guys,

I found this place while doing research on google, (hmmm.. is this how you get all your members?!) and after looking through the boards I've decided that this is a great place to escape from the 13 year olds who seem to run the internet nowadays.

Just wanted to say hi to everyone, HI!!:)

Hi, WookieNation and DaveMatrix...welcome to TFP :) Enjoy your stay here!

Perthgirlpoony here (asl-other than my age the rest is pretty self-explan in the nick)
Well anyway, like so many others its merely coincidence that I found TFP, so wtf I think ill just stick around and be the dag hanging off your forum.

Would that be Perth.au? :) Welcome aboard, regardless!

Hello there. I'm a newbie! Just thought I would introduce myself. :)

hello all you new people and welcome to the board.

Hey All,

New here, stumbled across the board by accident. Keen to chat cars and sports. In fact pretty much anything that will kill some time at work!

Whats up TFP? Stumbled onto these forums using a link from another forum, and I think I might like posting here instead.
A little something about me? Well... I love expressing my opinion through debates, not arguements. I love thinking "Out of the box" in a non-biased manner. But above all... I love Oranges.

Orange and BrokeAgain, welcome to TFP!

You may submit your credit apps and nude pictures to me personally. ;)

just kidding

Jeez you shouldn't be so demanding. Some fruit comes rotten and smelly. :suave:

hi! :)

Yes, that's why I always inspect my fruit very carefully before buying.

jesus christ, what am I talking about :lol:

Hello bloody rose & tachyon. Nice to see you here.

bloody rose, your avatar is kind of, gulp, hot ;)

Hi.

I'm CJ, and I live in Idaho.

Yes, we have electricity here.

I like pizza. Too much, maybe.

Hi, CJ from Idaho. Welcome to TFP.

There are things I like too much, perhaps...but life is short. So eat up. ;)

Hi, I'm a 20 year old college student and I'm finally breaking away from my parents next semester.

hi

I'm from London and this forum seems intersting

hello all =]

Hi Amurion. You'll see several threads about breaking away from parents, etc.

And hello to you too, lemmingslover. We like to think we're intersting. :)

HI. Franzz here.
I love to surf, but I don't like surfboards.
Later

...ohhhh, I get it. :p

Hello, Franzz! Welcome to TFP. Come on in and make yourself at home. :)

Hello from the South of the North.

Glad to have you here, Otravez - no matter which way you come .... if you have questions we'd be happy to point you in the right direction :)

Howdy
 

Howdy, how goes it? I'm Rowdy and new here.
Giddy up.

Welcome, Rowdy! Enjoy your stay here, it's a great place :)

Hello ppl..nice site u got here.
Thanks Sty..

Hi - Just another newbie here from AZ. Lotta interesting forums in TFP. More a lurker than a contributor tho ... but who knows.

Hello, I'm Clint Eastwood, and I have schizophrenia.

I'm also Babe Ruth.

And Dereck Zoolander.

But the person fighting inside me says I'm a person named Vitter, and I'm completely normal. With issues.

Just lookin' for Smthng2Do ;)

Live on The Best Coast, work myself to death, and just need some kickback time...

Greetings everyone! Welcome to the TFP.

Make yourselves at home.

hi
 

heloo

I'm new her.
plz wish me best of luck
thanks in advance

Hello, appsay. I'd wish you the best of luck, but I think your best luck was ending up here. Just jump in and make yourself at home. You'll do fine. :)

Welcome to TFP!

Hello :) I'm Jennifer.

Hey Jennifer, nice to meet ya!

Thank you. It's nice to meet you, too :)

How's it going everyone. I was just looking for an interesting forum when I sort of bump on to this site. Lot of things happening in this forum and I can't wait to learn more. I'm into online gaming and I love movies. Nice meeting you guys. Have a great day.

Hey there Jennifer and redwards. We're a fairly friendly bunch as long as you don't count Politics, but don't hold that against us. Let us know if we can point you in any directions or give any advice.

And welcome!

hello from greece:thumbsup:

Greetings, susu, from Florida! It's just like Greece with the exception of Greece's majestic history, exceptional beauty and enviable culture. ;)

Welcome to TFP! :)

Hello All,
My name is Steve im from Virginia. Im in Baghdad Iraq atm. I like getting to know new people.

Hi,

My name is (yes you guessed it ;p) Allan, I'm 23 from Glasgow, Scotland and i registered here as my other forums are slow today. Going to hang around as i have been reading the boards for a while and like what i see :)

Greetings, fichizzel and Allan!

fichizzel, just saw you in the shoutbox. Hope TFP can provide you with some quality r&r while you're away from home. :)

Allan, watch out, this place is addictive. Your other forums might get jealous. ;)

Hey people. I'm Dimitrius, some random 20 year old art school guy from South Jersey. I'm really into art (as implied by art school, heh..) and I can't live without music (I'm into practically every kind imaginable.) This placed seemed interesting so here I am. :wave:

Welcome, Dimitrius. If you haven't already figured it out, we have some very accomplished professional artists and musicians running around here, and we love to bounce ideas off each other.

Hi I'm JackDaLicker. Literally stumbled onto this seemingly progressive and informative board. Still navigating through and getting more acquainted. Look forward to the possibilities.

Hi, Jack!

I must say your name has a nice, uh, lilt to it. :)

Welcome to TFP! Jump on in and feel free to ask questions at any time.

Hello everyone!

Long time lurker, first time registration to an actual forum.

After going through the topics and reading a few of the posts in here, I've got to say that this is one of the most comprehensive forums around.

hi my name is laura i am 23 years old and enjoy meeting new people

Hi, laura and Horsehead!

Welcome to TFP!

And Horsehead, I agree, we do have a very wide range of topics to discuss here. And being able to flex every aspect of your personality and interests in one place is very gratifying. I think it's one of the things that makes this community different - we get to know each other in a more "3-D" way than we might otherwise on the internet. Hope you find it to be so, too. :)

Anca
 

hey, am anca - good to be here

Greetings, anca! Welcome to TFP. :)

Hey everyone, new here from NY

Hey S44. Good to have you here. Look around have fun and let us know what you think.

Am I allowed to make a newbie New York joke or is that just not funny?

Thanks for the welcome Jazz.

lol go right ahead...