almostaugust

Ive got a few...

Sitting in a room fullof people, while fingering this firl next to me i hardly knew. We had a blanket over us cause it was cold. No one had any idea. She had been jilted by her ex who was in the room. Man if he knew id be dead. Risky business.
Fucking this hottie in the change rooms of local department store. I had pulled her G to the side and came all over her back. She had to pocket her knickers cause they were too sticky.

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Hooked up with a girl who had just gotten a tatoo. It was located just under her panties, on her front side, at the top of her leg. I went down on her and was so fired up that I started licking her fresh tatoo. Looking back now, I think how disgusting that really was!

james t kirk

- one woman, one room, 40 guys. Really and truly, it was arranged over a telephone chat line by her and her BF. They rented a hotel room downtown, and a pile of guys showed up. She was sucking, fucking, having come shot on her by one guy after another. Once they would blow their load, they would leave, another guy would show up. For the record, I didn't screw her, was more of a voyeur, but it is burned in my memory.

- a guy, his wife, me and two other guys. She was incredibly beautiful and the hubby just was too happy to share her. Actually she was a bit of a dominatrix and enjoyed humiliating him in every way possible, making fun of his small dick (he did have quite a small one), or ridiculing him for being too fat (he was), fucking the other guys in front of him and telling him what a real man felt like. All she would allow him to do was play with himself or suck off one of the guys. She ended up peeing on him as i video taped it. He would just take it and whimper, "you're my queen, she's a queen". I can't tell you how beautiful she was, stunning in fact. I thought maybe she was just a rental woman, not really his wife, but i met up with them a couple of times and no, they really are married, couple of kids, the whole bit. Over the top.

- BJ going down the QEW at 120 km/hr.

- sex with a complete and utter stranger. Met a woman from the chat line, I rented a downtown hotel room, shut off all the lights, opened the door a crack. She came into the room, disrobed, take it from there. Never saw her face till the next morning. (She was suprisingly cute, tall, slim British girl.) Never asked her her name.

- Tim Horton's Paking lot in broad daylight.

- On the beach at night on a beach chair with my then GF at Bavaro Beach Dominican Republic when i was 24 with some guy watching us.

- 2 different women in a 12 hour period with neither knowing about the other.

- Having my mother walk in on my GF and I going at it whilst spooning on the couch. Ma didn't know what was going on under the covers and walks in, sits down and starts chatting with us. Meanwhile sweat is just running off our faces, i am inside her, we stop, you get the picture.

-Library stacks at McMaster University in Hamilton. Lecture Halls, class rooms, several washrooms, parking lot, old style telephone booths at the "john" at Mac. Football field.

emotes

GOD James, I know that I'm not kinky. I like trying new things, but I'm in awe of you right now.

iceberg slim

Where to start?

My ex used to blow me all the time in movie theatres.

She blew me a few times in my car when her friends were in the backseat while we were driving.

Her, her friend and i were all in a king sized bed in a hotel while we were driving her friend to visit home several hours away. We fucked and sucked for over an hour while her friend just laid there.

Her mom used to have a key to our place and showed up one night drunk and unexpected. She just came right in the the apartment without knocking, and then walked into our room where all the lights were on and we were at the point of no return. My gf was riding me hard while i had her ass spread wide open with my hands, and one finger up her ass, and i was shooting my load inside her.

Strangest part is her mom was unfazed. and the gf just got off after we finished and stood there shooting the breeze with mom totally nude.

She told me several times that her mom always used to ask her about our sex life....... man i miss that girl. Funny part is, her brother and i are best friends to this day and i still see their mom all the time.

My current gf is a virgin but she lets me do her ass all the time. She's gonna be a wild one the longer we're together. She goes nuts when i lick her asshole, and loves licking mine.

Craziest thing with her so far was going to her moms house and meeting her for the first time last christmas. When the family was out i fucked her ass all over the house, but finishing on her kitchen table where i pulled it out of her ass and was going to shoot all over her stomach but instead she flipped onto her stomach while i stood there and sucked me to a wicked finish.

She's way to shy to try anything in public yet though.

all in due time.

Meta

When I was in college, this girl I was dating at the time, her roommate and I went down to Florida for a short trip. We all spent the week in one room, but my girlfriend (at the time) and I took one bed, while her roommate took the other.

This sounds like the beginning of a threesome story, sadly it's not. (Her roommate was way hotter) But we did go at it regularly and nightly with her roommate in the room. I never knew if the roommate knew or not. I'm tempted to ask her if I ever run into her again.

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viveleroi0

I may only dream

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Amano

in other words... bukkake.... heh. That's f-ing crazy

fifthchild

Are you my ex-girlfriend? It wouldn't have been so bad but the sheet got found before I could wash them...Ooops.

james t kirk

Yes and no.

It was more like a gang bang. She would towel off if so required after the guy finished. It was more like she was taking on multiple guys, usually 2 or 3 at a time.

There is a guy on the internet in Toronto trying to set up a bukkake scene right now, buuutttt, it's a little bit too over the top for me.

raeanna74

5 couples - one of which were voyuers. In 24 hours has sex 18 times (meaning the man/men came) with 4 men one of whom was my hubby. Also oral sex in that same 24 hours with 3 other women bringing each to orgasm once and 2 of them to orgasm twice. This was at a house party and half the time it was with 3 or more people (counting myself) playing together. This isn't counting that I managed to get 6 hours of sleep in that 24 hours too.

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Grommell

Wow, these stories really put mine to shame.

Once, at this party at a friends place, I fucked my ex in the same room as all of my friends and a few random girls as they were getting ready to go to sleep. We were so drunk that we just got it on there and then. I later went on to find out my friend was eatin his girlfriend out at the same time we were at it, which is kinda cool in retrospect.

Also, that same chick pulled me off in a car with her whole family in it. It was weird cause like, I needed just one more burst of speed and I was finished but we couldnt go for it without being noticed.

Lizziethedragon

sluttiest (during high school)

Sex with girl friend after school (from another school)

Sex with girl from my school and hour and a half later

Sex with girl I hooked up at a party with the prior weekend roughly 2 hours later.

The stories I had to make up that day damn near killede me

emotes

Ok, did some more thinking on this...

One I was on a cruise with my GF and her family. My GF and I shared a room w/ her sister. Now, everyone knows that these rooms on ships are super small. We ended up having sex, as well as oral, multiple times in the bunk under her sister.

:-)

erion

While in college I had a girlfriend that was really into come, so this one time she asked me to do her in the ass, and after I'd shot my load inside her she dripped it into a plastic cup, poured it out over my cock and balls, and licked me clean as the start of my second (of seven) orgasms for the night.

The sex was great, but she ended up being a full-blown lock-her-in-the-hospital psychopath. No sex is worth what I went through at the end.

DEI37

Eeeegads!!!

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quantumburnz

I haven't done that many crazy things, not as many as some of you. But, I did get paid for having sex with a girl on a summer training trip with my company.

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gonadman

Well spoken- Seems like the wildest and best sex in my life turned out to be with the LOONIEST women....

............one of them is still out there,.......

.....somewhere,......

.....watching....

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Jack Ruby

Period sex, then leaving a bloody handprint on my pillow and sleeping on it for the next few days. Pretty fucking icky now that I think about it.

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IC3

Period sex..I didn't know until after the deed and she didn't know either. Cause in the morning she got up to use the washroom and came back in and said that she just got her period...I looked at my fingers and sure enough there was dried blood on them.

I thought it was kinda gross...But it was actually pretty good sex..Slip & Slide big time.

KazamaSmokers

I had sex with a woman I met at a bar. She left to go home and was killed in a crash five minutes after she went out the door.

Amano

Kazama... that's not nasty.. that's spooky!

relic

to think, if you had lasted 5 mins longer, she'd be alive.

maximus

relic, lol

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erion

Well, I don't think it was my BEST sex, just the nastiest. Sex with my fairly sane (she is a human female, after all ) wife is much better because we've had more time to get to know each other's nuances. Who'd have thought that caressing a womans inner wrist area would make her instantly drippy?

Aaron0000

Damn you people are CRAZY!

hu-man

I have a few as well.

At a party at a huge house, walking away from the party with my girlfriend to a different house's open garage, fucking her in the ass up the neighbours car, then coming in her mouth.

At a different party, this girl just takes my hand and pulls me outside to the garden on a chair, takes my cock and her tits out, and starts sucking my cock. We find a room upstairs, and fuck till morn.

With my current girlfriend, she gave me a handjob in the rain under a raincoat by the biggest stage on a festival, during Robbie Williams.

On a bus trip to Paris, during a stop at a rest area, we fucked in some bushes - partially hidden.

At a party I hosted, under a blanket, my girlfriend gave me a handjob while we were all watching a movie. Nobody noticed.

Fucking at a vacation while her 16-year-old sister was in the top bunk, she was able to see us in the mirror if she tilted her head. She even complained about the movements!

I regularly jerk off at various places, in my car at parking lots at a place where a lot of cute girls pass by...

Mill

I find the shy quite ones tend to be the vixens in bed.

padam

At a party, went to the batthroom and my gf came in right behind me. took forever but we both orgasmed. all the women were mad and all the guys were jealous.

Cynthetiq

in some cities... it can be considered perverted if not downright criminal.

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beejay

Once while spending the night at my best friend's house, I snuck into his mom's bedroom had her teach me a thing or two about oral sex. She wouldn't let me fuck her since I wasn't 18 yet (as that somehow was more immoral than me eating her out). After I made her cum a couple of times, she jacked me off and had me cum on her tits.

She wasn't even very good looking - more like a crime of opportunity...

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wry1

The nastiest thing I've ever done wasn't sexual on my part. I blackmailed my brother's teacher because she was taking out her anger at me on him.

I was a major pain in her ass when I had her, and since my brother was the quiet one in the family, she decided to make his life a living hell - and to fail him on top of it all. I found out about what she was doing, and decided to end this once and for all.

So I left college for the day, drove the 2 hours back home, and arrived just as school was letting out. I walked into her classroom, closed the door, and proceeded to let her know that I had the names of every student she had fucked over the past 6 years, and if I asked them to, they'd probably come forward to tell the School Board all about it.

She blustered and bitched quite a bit, but I just started walking toward the door, and when she asked where I was going I told her that I was heading to the Principal's office to make good on my threat. She got the picture.

...And no, I never screwed her. Too damned skanky for me! Even in High School, I had taste and my pride, damnit!

wry1

If you're talking the nastiest sexual thing I've done, it would have to be me nailing a co-worker in the control room of a roller-coaster.....while it was running! That was the best hour and a half I spent in the past decade....

Dream

I lost my viriginity on my gf's parents' bed.

Another time, me and my gf had sex under the covers (very slow and quiet) while my brother slept 4 feet away.

:-/ pretty tame compared to you guys

dannoxxxx

having anal sex for the first time while my step bro was watching a movie next to me.

or fuckig a girl in the ass and then switching to her pussy......can you say infection......ah, to be young?!

Other than those kids of things i try to stay away from gross shit.

Slutty stuff i can handle though...if the situaiton is right.

mystmarimatt

masturbated on a dark stage while a bunch of folks were hanging out backstage. i was horny, and for an actor, anything sexual on a stage is pretty damn rad.

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SkanK0r

I lost my virginity drunk... at the age of 14... with an 18 year old (who was WAAAY out of my league)... at a party... on a pool table... in public view.
I was quite popular after that.

And once, when I was about 16 or so, I went on a trip with my girlfriend and her parents. We were driving for about 6 hours in their minivan - her parents up front, and us in the back seat. I managed to get a blowjob with her parents only sitting 3 feet away.

Later in the trip, her dad was a real asshole to me, and I figured that he must've seen us. Heh.

marked4deth

I had a girlfriend that liked me to stick 2 fingers in her ass while sticking 3 in her pussy and rubbing them together through the layer of skin inside....all while she jacked me off with her feet.

Those were the days......

MuTuaL

sex with the girlfriend while her dad was one floor above us. this maynot be huge to you guys but it was risky at the time.

Amano

my gf at the time gave me a blow job while I was playing super monkey ball (that game is hard enough without distractions!).

oh, and we did it for the sole purpose of having me be able to check another box on the purity test...