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Old 08-06-2003, 12:13 PM   #41 (permalink)
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God, my life is soo boring...

The only thing I can think of is having sex with this married chick, having her give me head till I was hard again (didnt' take long), have sex again, and once again get head until I was hard again (took a bit longer) and having sex for a third time in a row.
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Old 08-06-2003, 12:27 PM   #42 (permalink)
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might not be nasty or slutty but couldn't resist

the wife and i had sex while driving once.

yes me driving and her riding me. boy we both got off big time on that one....got chub just thinkign about it again...lol

i didn't think it was possible but we pulled it off at 55 miles an hour....haha well sometimes hit 70 or so...haha man
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Old 08-06-2003, 03:37 PM   #43 (permalink)
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All of these with my wife:
1. At work, in my office (which had all-glass walls)...right there on the desk.
2. Also at work, in the HR office.
3. In our car at a Georgia Reststop, right between a van and another car.
4. Many times on a country road.
5. Front porch during a thunderstorm...I live in town.
6. On the couch in the garage...with the garage doors open.
7. In a company van, which was parked along a busy street...for this one, I did her from the back, both of us standing. Good stuff.
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Old 08-06-2003, 03:50 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:14 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Nasty is in the eye of the beholder. But in the sense you're intending it, well, I have three words:

Anal fisting threesome.
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Old 08-07-2003, 03:26 AM   #46 (permalink)
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My old gf was really hot - huge tits and a great ass, but wasn't much into anal. Really tight I guess. Anyway I hadn't had it in a while so one day we were fucking and I was standign up with her wrapped around my midsection and I pulled out and just slipped it in, holding her on there. She was howling but boy it was good! Gravity pulling down, her buckin up!

She was mad but she still swallowed after!
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Old 08-07-2003, 03:37 AM   #47 (permalink)
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... I pulled out and just slipped it in, holding her on there. She was howling but boy it was good! Gravity pulling down, her buckin up!

She was mad but she still swallowed after!
Hehe...

"Accidental" anal...

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Old 08-07-2003, 06:58 AM   #48 (permalink)
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getting a blow job from my girlfriend when I was 14 in the back seat of my mom's car while she was driving her home!
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Old 08-07-2003, 09:37 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2003, 09:49 AM   #50 (permalink)
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getting my asshole licked while being spread eagle like I was a chick or something. Was interesting.
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:32 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Wife and her mom got drunk at a party, we came home, wife passed out cold, ended up fucking my very attractive 42 year old mother in law. The next day she said" we were drunk so anything you think happened, did not happen" I said "OK if you say so, but you do have a fine pussy!) Got my face slapped for that.......
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:45 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Was 18, in high school. Parents outta town, threw a "little" house party, ended up being rather big. Girl sucked me off in the bedroom, swallowed and all. About 15-20 mins later, my best friend was all over her. I shook my head no more then once. He proceeded to flip me off and started kissing this girl. Tounge and all.

He still doesn't know, to this day.. haha.


I ended up marrying a girl who's sister I had sex with in high school. She doesn't live near us, so I don't see her but about once a year, but when I do. It's REALLY wierd. When I found out, we decided it probably wasen't somthing we should tell our spouses about. I did tell my wife, I still wonder if she told her husband.


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Old 08-07-2003, 07:56 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Having drunken sex with 3 different girls (all friends) at my house at a party I was hosting back in high school. They all knew about it and didn't care.

My girlfriend and I broke up on the way to spring break in Florida. She was going with a group of 3 guys. She got completely drunk and wanted to be fingered. Each of us fingered her while she was laying across all of us naked in the back seat of a car. That one I have always felt really bad about.
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:22 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Man, I got NUTHIN'. I feel so.... normal...
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Old 08-08-2003, 02:38 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 04:55 PM   #56 (permalink)
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fingerin a chick on a bus full of people, one of those greyhounds and i was at the back.
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:18 PM   #57 (permalink)
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One time I masturbated while sitting in the back seat of a suburban, my brother and sister were in the middle seat and both parents in the front, I missed my girlfriend
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:46 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I just remembered something...

I masturbated myself to orgasm on the back of the bus going home from a school trip... with another girl's pillow. I gave it back to her after I was done, I don't think anyone suspected anything, either.

Jesus Christ I was horny.
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Old 08-11-2003, 10:42 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Wow, these are good stories, , i got nothing other than the fingering the GF while parents are in the car, and fucking GF while carrying on a convo w/ her parents in the other room..
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Old 08-12-2003, 08:04 AM   #60 (permalink)
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my son was concieved on the hood of a '84 toyota corolla in her parents driveway
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Old 08-12-2003, 08:11 AM   #61 (permalink)
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When I was stationed over seas was watching a movie with a friend. When his girlfriend came it to our room and changed the tape. And all she said was.. "What happens on the Tape. Were going to do." Once in a life time thing... But God it was Great...
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Old 08-12-2003, 10:52 AM   #62 (permalink)
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i gotta try some of these things!
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:06 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I've done some crazy stuff like 3somes and 4somes, hood of the car etc. But for me the nastiest was doing on my gf's parents bed.

All of the pictures of her grandparents and parents and dead aunts on the wall freaked me out.
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:13 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Getting head going 95 on I-95.

It was awesome, but it stopped turning me on after I read this pretty gruesome urban legend that you can probably imagine for yourselves.
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:14 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I came home one night with my girlfriend who was a little sick and drunk. We decided to have anal sex since she didn't think her stomach could handle me being on top of her. After a few minutes of that she said "oh I don't feel too good." I didn't realise what she really meant so I grabbed the trash can for her to throw up in. Nope that was the wrong thing, she thrust up and tried to pull me out of her and make a mad dash for the bathroom. But it didn't work, let's just say that I got a little messy that night, and it ruined anal sex for me for a long, long time.
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Old 08-12-2003, 03:06 PM   #66 (permalink)
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On our vacation to Mexico a year ago, my wife wanted to have sex in the hot tub. This was in an area that was not exposed at ground level but could be seen by about 200 rooms with balconies. I was never sure whether we had an audience or not, but it was still very erotic imagining it. Come to think of it, we also had sex in the ocean standing in chest high water with people all around us. Something about water turns my wife on.
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Old 08-12-2003, 03:36 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2003, 04:26 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Having my soon-to-be-boyfriend-#2 tell two of our mutual friends when to swap out and change who is having sex with me whilst in the hot tub with people watching. Strangest thing ever to hear a gay friend tell me he's watching my back while I'm having sex and he's watching.

Having sex with boyfriend #2 in various rooms of our friends' house whether or not people are in it. One time, after he came all over my stomach, I walked into one of my friend's bedrooms and started a conversation with him like nothing was strange. When he finally turned around, he looked at my stomach and asked, "Is that spooge?" I just smiled. To this he replied, "Out." I dunno, but something about it makes me giggle every time when I remember the look on his face when he was realizing I was covered in jizz.

Having a threesome with two guys. Fucking my guyfriend while he blew another guy. It was pretty hot.
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Old 08-13-2003, 09:47 AM   #69 (permalink)
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I was bout 18, I was over watching the Stanley cup finals. This chick in the room announced that if the Oilers won she would fuck every one in the room. The oilers won. The other girl in the room got in on the action too. There were 6 guys and two girls. I Fucked both of them multiple times. I was necing with one while she was sitting on the other chicks face with someother guys cock up her ass. It was a nasty sweaty slippery evening. I never saw either of the girls again.
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Old 08-13-2003, 10:51 AM   #70 (permalink)
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I was bout 18, I was over watching the Stanley cup finals. This chick in the room announced that if the Oilers won she would fuck every one in the room. The oilers won. The other girl in the room got in on the action too. There were 6 guys and two girls. I Fucked both of them multiple times. I was necing with one while she was sitting on the other chicks face with someother guys cock up her ass. It was a nasty sweaty slippery evening. I never saw either of the girls again.
WOW! i think that is the craziest i've heard yet.
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Old 08-13-2003, 11:00 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Got a blowjob in a movie theatre while i was fingering her.

Had sex in a taxi cab in NYC, girl riding me on top, while stuck in traffic. The cabbie got a good show along with people in the cars next to us.
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Old 08-13-2003, 11:54 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Having sex with boyfriend #2 in various rooms of our friends' house whether or not people are in it. One time, after he came all over my stomach, I walked into one of my friend's bedrooms and started a conversation with him like nothing was strange.
I don't know why, but when I read that I got a chubby. Its weird to have that kind of stuff happen when reading something someone wrote and you have no idea what the people look like.

I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS ONE!!!
Once I got some head at my friend's girlfriend's house and when I finished, my spunk shot further than expected and hit her pet cat. And you know what..the cat just licked it off.
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Old 08-13-2003, 11:59 AM   #73 (permalink)
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My wife (girlfriend at the time) gave me head while I was on a support call with the vice president of a large hospital. I had to put the headset on mute when I came.

I worked midnights all by myself supporting HP-UX systems. My wife would pay visits to "brighten" up my evening. She enjoyed testing my composure from time to time.

Some first post eh?
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:02 PM   #74 (permalink)
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My wife (girlfriend at the time) gave me head while I was on a support call with the vice president of a large hospital. I had to put the headset on mute when I came.
Yes, the "under the desk" thing is *a lot* of fun. It's a real challenge to see if you can disrupt the guy's voice.
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:01 PM   #75 (permalink)
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I had just started dating this girl and we were in the back seat of my friends car coming home from a concert. We were pretty stoned at the time and started making out. Pretty soon I had my hand down her fish nets and one thing led to another. It was one of those great sexual experiences where you forget where you are and don't even care. We came out of the sexual haze when my friend, who was driving, started yelling at us to put out clothes back on. We had been driving for over an hour and were now sitting in a Carl's Junior parking lot where I had left my car. His girlfrind always gave me the nicest smiles after that day, she was riding shotgun.

Another time I was at the drive-ins with my best friends girlfriend. He and my girlfriend at the last minute decided they didn't want to go so we went without them. After about 4 wine coolers (it was the 80's man!) she starting coming on to me so I thought I would push the anvelope and asked her to give me a blow job. To my great suprise she said yes. As she was going down on me in dawned on me that there was 2 cars right next to us on either side and when I looked out the window, low and behold, they were watching. I got a thumbs up from the guy in the car to the left of me and a big horny smile from the girl in the car to the right. I still wonder if my girlfriend was home doing the same thing to my best friend but I never asked , LMAO.

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Old 08-24-2003, 02:31 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Got a blowjob from my gf, while drivin my new Z4, w. the top down going 128 MPH (which the car is limited to).
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Old 08-24-2003, 05:13 AM   #77 (permalink)
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getting a blowjob from by GF (now my wife), in the living room while her aunt/uncle were doing it in the bedroom (which was the very next room), with the door open.
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Old 08-24-2003, 12:38 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Good lord, the first thing I thought of when I saw this post was "Yo momma." I'm surprised no one got around to that yet. Myself, nothing special, fucking my girlfriend in the women's powder room of my dorm, then wiping my dick on the drapes. That was kind of nasty.
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Old 08-24-2003, 05:16 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Once knew a guy in high school- one of those complete assholes- about 2 years ago I met up with his just turned 18 sister- went back to her place and fucked her in the ass- now in the event that I bump into him again I can honestly look him in the eye and say that I ass fucked his little sister....
That's a fucking awesome story. Congrats!!

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I was 18, girl that eventually became my girlfriend was 17. Riding in the back seat of her mom and dad's car. Her mom was driving, her dad was asleep in the passengers seat.

...All this happened before we had sex for the first time.
You took my story! lol I was on the way back to my ex's parents' house ( i was 19, she was 16) after having been picked up at the airport, visiting her for the first time (met on 'net). She was a virgin, we'd not fooled around at all yet, and she gave me a handjob in the very back seat of the giant van they drove. Then, I fingered her for an hour. 2-hour car trips CAN go quickly!
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Old 08-24-2003, 06:02 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Damn I'm a freak. While reading your stories, I was more turned on as they got nastier!
Bravo to:

-rodgerd-
Nasty is in the eye of the beholder. But in the sense you're intending it, well, I have three words:
Anal fisting threesome.

and

-Spinach_Indeed-
How about being Drunk off My ass, Dressed in full Woman's Garb (all the way down to Panties and a Bra), Getting Fingered up the ass by my also drunk girlfriend while she sucked on my balls.

Nasty stories to come as soon as I finish dinner with the cousins...don't want to be thinking about that stuff while I'm making small talk
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