Aladdin Sane

In college, I made cookies for my beautiful, but bitchy, french teacher. The recipe included my cum. When she ate a cookie in class she said "oooou la la!"

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Dano069

That is too damn funny. Thanks for sharing!

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Jervis

Let's just say it involves a lot of scat. I'm not proud of it but it was necessary at the time. Or that's the reason the circus lady gave me anyway.

esoterik

anyone gonna call bullshiat on any of these or is it just implied that some of these are completly made up? *ahem* zombieman!

Snakebyt

i think i can top the police station part. There was an old lot out in the country with a driveway and and old storage shed. you would pull around back of the storage shed to do your buisness, i have taken several girls there, alot of them in high school.. I took my wife there several times when we were dating. Right after we got married, my wifes sister bought the land and moved a house there. Took them a while to figure out why people would pull into there driveway really late at night.