What's the nastiest thing you've ever done?
 

I don't mean, exclusively, nasty as in perverted. Sluttiest counts too.

Mine would have to be (during my partying days) taking two girls home to my house and shagging one of them in the living room, one of them in the toilet and then sending them home before going to bed where my girlfriend was waiting for me. After sex with her, I went to sleep.

Alternatively, having anal sex with a girl over the bonnet of her car, outside a nightclub, whilst a police car drove by, stopped, watched me and then drove off.

She gave me a lift home and then left. I can only imagine the uncomfortable "damp patch" she felt on the drivers seat as she drove home.


No bragging, just honesty. I'm neither proud nor ashamed.

Mr Mephisto

PS - I have more "experiences", but am curious as to the answers of both male and female board-members.

I call it passionate & raw...not "nasty"

And I've had plenty...no need to share them just to boast.
Sometimes it's an interesting story to add here or there,
but I'm not going to list them.

Let's just say I know how to have fun.;)

That's exactly my point.

It's not boasting. Nor something really worth boasting about. I wouldn't do it today, having grown up and gotten married.

But it's interesting to share stories anonymously on an adult board.

Mr Mephisto

Fooling around on the hood of a car in the middle of the night in a parking lot of what would later become a new police station.

my God! My life is so boring!

How about sex in the toilet of a party at my apartment, people outside hearing everything?

having sex with my girlfriend in the same room as her mother, and on the same bed.

Once I drank some spoiled milk

Konichiwaneko, now THAT sounds interesting! LOL

Spinach_Indeed... don't really know what to say about that.... erm... sounds strange...

:)

Mr Mephisto

Shitting spooge is by far the nastiest displeasure that I can most assuredly live without for the rest of my life.

My sex life feels pedestrian next to you people. :)

uh.. how about loosing my virginity with period sex.. other than that.. i'm pretty boring :T hehe

Edited, for the love of god.

hahahah. hey everybody, where did mary go? and where's my only cigarette..?

Sluttiest - Thu: meeting my fuck buddy in a sports oval, him bending me over and fucking me from behind before turning me around, pushing me to my knees and cumming all over my face

Fri:went to a bondage nightclub, slipped on a gas mask, had who knows fingers inside me, hands all over me, gas mask off, kissing girls, kissing boys, bent over a chair and getting spanked, telling cute boy I'd just met I wanted to suck his cock, leaving with him, going to his car, sucking said cock (I ain't a tease - haha), fucking him, letting him cum all over my arse and back, going home, sleeping alone.

wow. that would really turn me on.

Once knew a guy in high school- one of those complete assholes- about 2 years ago I met up with his just turned 18 sister- went back to her place and fucked her in the ass- now in the event that I bump into him again I can honestly look him in the eye and say that I ass fucked his little sister....

Having sex with my gf at the time in the confession booth of a church during Sunday mass. She usually being very quiet decided to become vocal that day and to experience anal for the first time. The curse words and sounds that came out of her mouth were incredible.

Was quite a surprise to see everyone staring at us as we exited, even after the mass finished. Seemed people wanted to know who exactly it was.

Jerking off in the car (tinted window) while my mom went to cvs to buy tampons. Yes, I was a masturbatory ninja, even back in 8th grade.

wat

Nice you *sniff* you got your red wings ...

I can trump any of your masturbation stories.

Inside a nuclear reactor facility.

not really one thing but a series of jacking off in all girl dorms on campus, one time with a 12 yearold sister of one of the girls coming in as i was blowing

Now that is fuckin HAWT!! All girls should take a lesson from that.

I think the nastiest thing for me was getting a rimmer and tongue kissing her afterwards. Come to think of it, it wasn't really that nasty.

Yes, it really was. :)

Hey, it was a clean ass at the time. No presents for her, so no presents for me. Ain't nothing wrong with eatin the ass.

It would have to be a toss up between the time I gave my gf a rimmer and the frenched kissed her or the time I used hand lotion as lube on a different gf. But the noises that came out off her as i so carefully crammed my dick in her ass were pryceless. I wasn't trying to be a jerk, but I was drunk and horny... Bad combo.

mile high club anyone?

This made me burst out in a loud Guffaw, and also cause me to spill Yoohoo on my lap.

Bravo.

Hood of my Saturn, in the parking lot of a Church on Sunday night (8pm) whilst a priest left the building behind us to his car....oh yea im going straight to hell for that!

ate at taco cabana

Ooh ooh, I just found out something interesting.

Apparently one of my friends is moving into his new house. It's an old church. They just ripped the pews out of the main room to make a living/party area and are trying to make the rest actually house like (or so I have been told). The fantasy's are pretty bad already, I can't wait to make them a reality. I wonder if the alter is still there....

I feel very unaccomplished next to you guys too.

Sunday school teacher during church, I was high school, she was 33 and engaged.

Three sisters one night. Did the mother two weeks later. Father/husband found out, moved them all to Minnesota.

Sex with pastors wife.

Did a chick in the ass and her sister sucked me off after I finished.

My friends mom after I told her I jacked off to her nightly for 5 years. Asked her to fill me fantasy. She did.

I was bad, more stories, more maybe some other time. And yes all this did happen.

@kilty

are you superman? ;)

I DRIVE A SATURN TOO!

My gf and i were on a greyhound type bus ( forgot the actual company ) from one city to the next which was about an hour away. Only about 12 other people on the bus and we were so spread out that noone could see us. She was wearing a pair of spandex pants so my hand could slip down them very easily. I had to make sure to keep kissing her to keep her from getting too loud. Dunno if anyone on the bus knew what was going on, but didn't really matter at the time.

Sex along side a jogging trail... in broad daylight.

Sex in lake... many many people around

Sex in a roomful of friends, very slow and quiet sex ... whilst holding a conversation with another in the room. Nobody caught on.

And much like Mr Mephisto, three in one night. First mygirls friend... she was on her way out of town. A lovely behind the couch at a party. And another lovely who gave me a ride home.

And the funniest would be the first anal I had done. There was a poker party outside the bedroom and my girly asked if I wanted to fuck her in the ass... I said hell yeah. Walked out of the room through the party and into the kitchen. Grabbed a bottle of crisco and headed back to the bedroom.

The look on everyones face as I popped out of that room with the biggest grin on my naked face.

memories.....

I was 18, girl that eventually became my girlfriend was 17. Riding in the back seat of her mom and dad's car. Her mom was driving, her dad was asleep in the passengers seat.

Fingered her to many orgasms during this 2 hour trip. Right near the end, she gave me a much needed blow job. I came in less than 30 seconds. Pulled her up and "pinched it off". I did this because I didn't know if she would take it in the mouth and start gagging.

All this happened before we had sex for the first time.

When I was 19 I had sex with my then bf at Fort McHenry in the middle of the afternoon... we were on the side of the hill in plain view just going at it.... it was great! :)