What's the nastiest thing you've ever done?
 

I don't mean, exclusively, nasty as in perverted. Sluttiest counts too.

Mine would have to be (during my partying days) taking two girls home to my house and shagging one of them in the living room, one of them in the toilet and then sending them home before going to bed where my girlfriend was waiting for me. After sex with her, I went to sleep.

Alternatively, having anal sex with a girl over the bonnet of her car, outside a nightclub, whilst a police car drove by, stopped, watched me and then drove off.

She gave me a lift home and then left. I can only imagine the uncomfortable "damp patch" she felt on the drivers seat as she drove home.


No bragging, just honesty. I'm neither proud nor ashamed.

Mr Mephisto

PS - I have more "experiences", but am curious as to the answers of both male and female board-members.

I call it passionate & raw...not "nasty"

And I've had plenty...no need to share them just to boast.
Sometimes it's an interesting story to add here or there,
but I'm not going to list them.

Let's just say I know how to have fun.;)

That's exactly my point.

It's not boasting. Nor something really worth boasting about. I wouldn't do it today, having grown up and gotten married.

But it's interesting to share stories anonymously on an adult board.

Mr Mephisto

Fooling around on the hood of a car in the middle of the night in a parking lot of what would later become a new police station.

my God! My life is so boring!

How about sex in the toilet of a party at my apartment, people outside hearing everything?

having sex with my girlfriend in the same room as her mother, and on the same bed.

Once I drank some spoiled milk

Konichiwaneko, now THAT sounds interesting! LOL

Spinach_Indeed... don't really know what to say about that.... erm... sounds strange...

:)

Mr Mephisto

Shitting spooge is by far the nastiest displeasure that I can most assuredly live without for the rest of my life.

My sex life feels pedestrian next to you people. :)

uh.. how about loosing my virginity with period sex.. other than that.. i'm pretty boring :T hehe

Edited, for the love of god.

hahahah. hey everybody, where did mary go? and where's my only cigarette..?

Sluttiest - Thu: meeting my fuck buddy in a sports oval, him bending me over and fucking me from behind before turning me around, pushing me to my knees and cumming all over my face

Fri:went to a bondage nightclub, slipped on a gas mask, had who knows fingers inside me, hands all over me, gas mask off, kissing girls, kissing boys, bent over a chair and getting spanked, telling cute boy I'd just met I wanted to suck his cock, leaving with him, going to his car, sucking said cock (I ain't a tease - haha), fucking him, letting him cum all over my arse and back, going home, sleeping alone.

wow. that would really turn me on.

Once knew a guy in high school- one of those complete assholes- about 2 years ago I met up with his just turned 18 sister- went back to her place and fucked her in the ass- now in the event that I bump into him again I can honestly look him in the eye and say that I ass fucked his little sister....

Having sex with my gf at the time in the confession booth of a church during Sunday mass. She usually being very quiet decided to become vocal that day and to experience anal for the first time. The curse words and sounds that came out of her mouth were incredible.

Was quite a surprise to see everyone staring at us as we exited, even after the mass finished. Seemed people wanted to know who exactly it was.

Jerking off in the car (tinted window) while my mom went to cvs to buy tampons. Yes, I was a masturbatory ninja, even back in 8th grade.

wat

Nice you *sniff* you got your red wings ...

I can trump any of your masturbation stories.

Inside a nuclear reactor facility.

not really one thing but a series of jacking off in all girl dorms on campus, one time with a 12 yearold sister of one of the girls coming in as i was blowing

Now that is fuckin HAWT!! All girls should take a lesson from that.

I think the nastiest thing for me was getting a rimmer and tongue kissing her afterwards. Come to think of it, it wasn't really that nasty.

Yes, it really was. :)

Hey, it was a clean ass at the time. No presents for her, so no presents for me. Ain't nothing wrong with eatin the ass.

It would have to be a toss up between the time I gave my gf a rimmer and the frenched kissed her or the time I used hand lotion as lube on a different gf. But the noises that came out off her as i so carefully crammed my dick in her ass were pryceless. I wasn't trying to be a jerk, but I was drunk and horny... Bad combo.

mile high club anyone?

This made me burst out in a loud Guffaw, and also cause me to spill Yoohoo on my lap.

Bravo.

Hood of my Saturn, in the parking lot of a Church on Sunday night (8pm) whilst a priest left the building behind us to his car....oh yea im going straight to hell for that!

ate at taco cabana

Ooh ooh, I just found out something interesting.

Apparently one of my friends is moving into his new house. It's an old church. They just ripped the pews out of the main room to make a living/party area and are trying to make the rest actually house like (or so I have been told). The fantasy's are pretty bad already, I can't wait to make them a reality. I wonder if the alter is still there....

I feel very unaccomplished next to you guys too.

Sunday school teacher during church, I was high school, she was 33 and engaged.

Three sisters one night. Did the mother two weeks later. Father/husband found out, moved them all to Minnesota.

Sex with pastors wife.

Did a chick in the ass and her sister sucked me off after I finished.

My friends mom after I told her I jacked off to her nightly for 5 years. Asked her to fill me fantasy. She did.

I was bad, more stories, more maybe some other time. And yes all this did happen.

@kilty

are you superman? ;)

I DRIVE A SATURN TOO!

My gf and i were on a greyhound type bus ( forgot the actual company ) from one city to the next which was about an hour away. Only about 12 other people on the bus and we were so spread out that noone could see us. She was wearing a pair of spandex pants so my hand could slip down them very easily. I had to make sure to keep kissing her to keep her from getting too loud. Dunno if anyone on the bus knew what was going on, but didn't really matter at the time.

Sex along side a jogging trail... in broad daylight.

Sex in lake... many many people around

Sex in a roomful of friends, very slow and quiet sex ... whilst holding a conversation with another in the room. Nobody caught on.

And much like Mr Mephisto, three in one night. First mygirls friend... she was on her way out of town. A lovely behind the couch at a party. And another lovely who gave me a ride home.

And the funniest would be the first anal I had done. There was a poker party outside the bedroom and my girly asked if I wanted to fuck her in the ass... I said hell yeah. Walked out of the room through the party and into the kitchen. Grabbed a bottle of crisco and headed back to the bedroom.

The look on everyones face as I popped out of that room with the biggest grin on my naked face.

memories.....

I was 18, girl that eventually became my girlfriend was 17. Riding in the back seat of her mom and dad's car. Her mom was driving, her dad was asleep in the passengers seat.

Fingered her to many orgasms during this 2 hour trip. Right near the end, she gave me a much needed blow job. I came in less than 30 seconds. Pulled her up and "pinched it off". I did this because I didn't know if she would take it in the mouth and start gagging.

All this happened before we had sex for the first time.

When I was 19 I had sex with my then bf at Fort McHenry in the middle of the afternoon... we were on the side of the hill in plain view just going at it.... it was great! :)

God, my life is soo boring...

The only thing I can think of is having sex with this married chick, having her give me head till I was hard again (didnt' take long), have sex again, and once again get head until I was hard again (took a bit longer) and having sex for a third time in a row. :)

might not be nasty or slutty but couldn't resist

the wife and i had sex while driving once.

yes me driving and her riding me. boy we both got off big time on that one....got chub just thinkign about it again...lol

i didn't think it was possible but we pulled it off at 55 miles an hour....haha well sometimes hit 70 or so...haha man

All of these with my wife:
1. At work, in my office (which had all-glass walls)...right there on the desk.
2. Also at work, in the HR office.
3. In our car at a Georgia Reststop, right between a van and another car.
4. Many times on a country road.
5. Front porch during a thunderstorm...I live in town.
6. On the couch in the garage...with the garage doors open.
7. In a company van, which was parked along a busy street...for this one, I did her from the back, both of us standing. Good stuff.

Yeah, It was.

Nasty is in the eye of the beholder. But in the sense you're intending it, well, I have three words:

Anal fisting threesome.

My old gf was really hot - huge tits and a great ass, but wasn't much into anal. Really tight I guess. Anyway I hadn't had it in a while so one day we were fucking and I was standign up with her wrapped around my midsection and I pulled out and just slipped it in, holding her on there. She was howling but boy it was good! Gravity pulling down, her buckin up!

She was mad but she still swallowed after!

Hehe...

"Accidental" anal...

Mr Mephisto

getting a blow job from my girlfriend when I was 14 in the back seat of my mom's car while she was driving her home!

Kilty is the man. let's hear more stories man.

getting my asshole licked while being spread eagle like I was a chick or something. Was interesting.

Wife and her mom got drunk at a party, we came home, wife passed out cold, ended up fucking my very attractive 42 year old mother in law. The next day she said" we were drunk so anything you think happened, did not happen" I said "OK if you say so, but you do have a fine pussy!) Got my face slapped for that.......

Was 18, in high school. Parents outta town, threw a "little" house party, ended up being rather big. Girl sucked me off in the bedroom, swallowed and all. About 15-20 mins later, my best friend was all over her. I shook my head no more then once. He proceeded to flip me off and started kissing this girl. Tounge and all.

He still doesn't know, to this day.. haha.


I ended up marrying a girl who's sister I had sex with in high school. She doesn't live near us, so I don't see her but about once a year, but when I do. It's REALLY wierd. When I found out, we decided it probably wasen't somthing we should tell our spouses about. I did tell my wife, I still wonder if she told her husband.

Having drunken sex with 3 different girls (all friends) at my house at a party I was hosting back in high school. They all knew about it and didn't care.

My girlfriend and I broke up on the way to spring break in Florida. She was going with a group of 3 guys. She got completely drunk and wanted to be fingered. Each of us fingered her while she was laying across all of us naked in the back seat of a car. That one I have always felt really bad about.

Man, I got NUTHIN'. I feel so.... normal...

kilty=my new hero!

fingerin a chick on a bus full of people, one of those greyhounds and i was at the back.

One time I masturbated while sitting in the back seat of a suburban, my brother and sister were in the middle seat and both parents in the front, I missed my girlfriend :love:

I just remembered something...

I masturbated myself to orgasm on the back of the bus going home from a school trip... with another girl's pillow. I gave it back to her after I was done, I don't think anyone suspected anything, either. :)

Jesus Christ I was horny.

Wow, these are good stories, :D, i got nothing other than the fingering the GF while parents are in the car, and fucking GF while carrying on a convo w/ her parents in the other room..

my son was concieved on the hood of a '84 toyota corolla in her parents driveway

When I was stationed over seas was watching a movie with a friend. When his girlfriend came it to our room and changed the tape. And all she said was.. "What happens on the Tape. Were going to do." Once in a life time thing... But God it was Great...

i gotta try some of these things!

I've done some crazy stuff like 3somes and 4somes, hood of the car etc. But for me the nastiest was doing on my gf's parents bed.

All of the pictures of her grandparents and parents and dead aunts on the wall freaked me out.

Getting head going 95 on I-95.

It was awesome, but it stopped turning me on after I read this pretty gruesome urban legend that you can probably imagine for yourselves.

I came home one night with my girlfriend who was a little sick and drunk. We decided to have anal sex since she didn't think her stomach could handle me being on top of her. After a few minutes of that she said "oh I don't feel too good." I didn't realise what she really meant so I grabbed the trash can for her to throw up in. Nope that was the wrong thing, she thrust up and tried to pull me out of her and make a mad dash for the bathroom. But it didn't work, let's just say that I got a little messy that night, and it ruined anal sex for me for a long, long time.

On our vacation to Mexico a year ago, my wife wanted to have sex in the hot tub. This was in an area that was not exposed at ground level but could be seen by about 200 rooms with balconies. I was never sure whether we had an audience or not, but it was still very erotic imagining it. Come to think of it, we also had sex in the ocean standing in chest high water with people all around us. Something about water turns my wife on.

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Having my soon-to-be-boyfriend-#2 tell two of our mutual friends when to swap out and change who is having sex with me whilst in the hot tub with people watching. Strangest thing ever to hear a gay friend tell me he's watching my back while I'm having sex and he's watching.

Having sex with boyfriend #2 in various rooms of our friends' house whether or not people are in it. One time, after he came all over my stomach, I walked into one of my friend's bedrooms and started a conversation with him like nothing was strange. When he finally turned around, he looked at my stomach and asked, "Is that spooge?" I just smiled. To this he replied, "Out." I dunno, but something about it makes me giggle every time when I remember the look on his face when he was realizing I was covered in jizz.

Having a threesome with two guys. Fucking my guyfriend while he blew another guy. It was pretty hot.

I was bout 18, I was over watching the Stanley cup finals. This chick in the room announced that if the Oilers won she would fuck every one in the room. The oilers won. The other girl in the room got in on the action too. There were 6 guys and two girls. I Fucked both of them multiple times. I was necing with one while she was sitting on the other chicks face with someother guys cock up her ass. It was a nasty sweaty slippery evening. I never saw either of the girls again.

WOW! i think that is the craziest i've heard yet.

Got a blowjob in a movie theatre while i was fingering her.

Had sex in a taxi cab in NYC, girl riding me on top, while stuck in traffic. The cabbie got a good show along with people in the cars next to us.

I don't know why, but when I read that I got a chubby. Its weird to have that kind of stuff happen when reading something someone wrote and you have no idea what the people look like.

I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS ONE!!!
Once I got some head at my friend's girlfriend's house and when I finished, my spunk shot further than expected and hit her pet cat. And you know what..the cat just licked it off.

My wife (girlfriend at the time) gave me head while I was on a support call with the vice president of a large hospital. I had to put the headset on mute when I came.

I worked midnights all by myself supporting HP-UX systems. My wife would pay visits to "brighten" up my evening. She enjoyed testing my composure from time to time.

Some first post eh?

Yes, the "under the desk" thing is *a lot* of fun. It's a real challenge to see if you can disrupt the guy's voice.

I had just started dating this girl and we were in the back seat of my friends car coming home from a concert. We were pretty stoned at the time and started making out. Pretty soon I had my hand down her fish nets and one thing led to another. It was one of those great sexual experiences where you forget where you are and don't even care. We came out of the sexual haze when my friend, who was driving, started yelling at us to put out clothes back on. We had been driving for over an hour and were now sitting in a Carl's Junior parking lot where I had left my car. His girlfrind always gave me the nicest smiles after that day, she was riding shotgun.

Another time I was at the drive-ins with my best friends girlfriend. He and my girlfriend at the last minute decided they didn't want to go so we went without them. After about 4 wine coolers (it was the 80's man!) she starting coming on to me so I thought I would push the anvelope and asked her to give me a blow job. To my great suprise she said yes. As she was going down on me in dawned on me that there was 2 cars right next to us on either side and when I looked out the window, low and behold, they were watching. I got a thumbs up from the guy in the car to the left of me and a big horny smile from the girl in the car to the right. I still wonder if my girlfriend was home doing the same thing to my best friend but I never asked , LMAO.:lol:

Got a blowjob from my gf, while drivin my new Z4, w. the top down going 128 MPH (which the car is limited to).

getting a blowjob from by GF (now my wife), in the living room while her aunt/uncle were doing it in the bedroom (which was the very next room), with the door open.

Good lord, the first thing I thought of when I saw this post was "Yo momma." I'm surprised no one got around to that yet. Myself, nothing special, fucking my girlfriend in the women's powder room of my dorm, then wiping my dick on the drapes. That was kind of nasty.

That's a fucking awesome story. Congrats!!

You took my story! lol I was on the way back to my ex's parents' house ( i was 19, she was 16) after having been picked up at the airport, visiting her for the first time (met on 'net). She was a virgin, we'd not fooled around at all yet, and she gave me a handjob in the very back seat of the giant van they drove. Then, I fingered her for an hour. 2-hour car trips CAN go quickly!

Damn I'm a freak. While reading your stories, I was more turned on as they got nastier!
Bravo to:

-rodgerd-
Nasty is in the eye of the beholder. But in the sense you're intending it, well, I have three words:
Anal fisting threesome.

and

-Spinach_Indeed-
How about being Drunk off My ass, Dressed in full Woman's Garb (all the way down to Panties and a Bra), Getting Fingered up the ass by my also drunk girlfriend while she sucked on my balls.

Nasty stories to come as soon as I finish dinner with the cousins...don't want to be thinking about that stuff while I'm making small talk :D

Ive got a few...

Sitting in a room fullof people, while fingering this firl next to me i hardly knew. We had a blanket over us cause it was cold. No one had any idea. She had been jilted by her ex who was in the room. Man if he knew id be dead. Risky business.
Fucking this hottie in the change rooms of local department store. I had pulled her G to the side and came all over her back. She had to pocket her knickers cause they were too sticky.

Hooked up with a girl who had just gotten a tatoo. It was located just under her panties, on her front side, at the top of her leg. I went down on her and was so fired up that I started licking her fresh tatoo. Looking back now, I think how disgusting that really was!

- one woman, one room, 40 guys. Really and truly, it was arranged over a telephone chat line by her and her BF. They rented a hotel room downtown, and a pile of guys showed up. She was sucking, fucking, having come shot on her by one guy after another. Once they would blow their load, they would leave, another guy would show up. For the record, I didn't screw her, was more of a voyeur, but it is burned in my memory.

- a guy, his wife, me and two other guys. She was incredibly beautiful and the hubby just was too happy to share her. Actually she was a bit of a dominatrix and enjoyed humiliating him in every way possible, making fun of his small dick (he did have quite a small one), or ridiculing him for being too fat (he was), fucking the other guys in front of him and telling him what a real man felt like. All she would allow him to do was play with himself or suck off one of the guys. She ended up peeing on him as i video taped it. He would just take it and whimper, "you're my queen, she's a queen". I can't tell you how beautiful she was, stunning in fact. I thought maybe she was just a rental woman, not really his wife, but i met up with them a couple of times and no, they really are married, couple of kids, the whole bit. Over the top.

- BJ going down the QEW at 120 km/hr.

- sex with a complete and utter stranger. Met a woman from the chat line, I rented a downtown hotel room, shut off all the lights, opened the door a crack. She came into the room, disrobed, take it from there. Never saw her face till the next morning. (She was suprisingly cute, tall, slim British girl.) Never asked her her name.

- Tim Horton's Paking lot in broad daylight.

- On the beach at night on a beach chair with my then GF at Bavaro Beach Dominican Republic when i was 24 with some guy watching us.

- 2 different women in a 12 hour period with neither knowing about the other.

- Having my mother walk in on my GF and I going at it whilst spooning on the couch. Ma didn't know what was going on under the covers and walks in, sits down and starts chatting with us. Meanwhile sweat is just running off our faces, i am inside her, we stop, you get the picture.

-Library stacks at McMaster University in Hamilton. Lecture Halls, class rooms, several washrooms, parking lot, old style telephone booths at the "john" at Mac. Football field.

GOD James, I know that I'm not kinky. I like trying new things, but I'm in awe of you right now. :)

Where to start?

My ex used to blow me all the time in movie theatres.

She blew me a few times in my car when her friends were in the backseat while we were driving.

Her, her friend and i were all in a king sized bed in a hotel while we were driving her friend to visit home several hours away. We fucked and sucked for over an hour while her friend just laid there.

Her mom used to have a key to our place and showed up one night drunk and unexpected. She just came right in the the apartment without knocking, and then walked into our room where all the lights were on and we were at the point of no return. My gf was riding me hard while i had her ass spread wide open with my hands, and one finger up her ass, and i was shooting my load inside her.

Strangest part is her mom was unfazed. and the gf just got off after we finished and stood there shooting the breeze with mom totally nude.

She told me several times that her mom always used to ask her about our sex life....... man i miss that girl. Funny part is, her brother and i are best friends to this day and i still see their mom all the time.

My current gf is a virgin but she lets me do her ass all the time. She's gonna be a wild one the longer we're together. She goes nuts when i lick her asshole, and loves licking mine.

Craziest thing with her so far was going to her moms house and meeting her for the first time last christmas. When the family was out i fucked her ass all over the house, but finishing on her kitchen table where i pulled it out of her ass and was going to shoot all over her stomach but instead she flipped onto her stomach while i stood there and sucked me to a wicked finish.

She's way to shy to try anything in public yet though.

all in due time. :D

When I was in college, this girl I was dating at the time, her roommate and I went down to Florida for a short trip. We all spent the week in one room, but my girlfriend (at the time) and I took one bed, while her roommate took the other.

This sounds like the beginning of a threesome story, sadly it's not. (Her roommate was way hotter) But we did go at it regularly and nightly with her roommate in the room. I never knew if the roommate knew or not. I'm tempted to ask her if I ever run into her again.

I may only dream

in other words... bukkake.... heh. That's f-ing crazy

Are you my ex-girlfriend?:p It wouldn't have been so bad but the sheet got found before I could wash them...Ooops.

Yes and no.

It was more like a gang bang. She would towel off if so required after the guy finished. It was more like she was taking on multiple guys, usually 2 or 3 at a time.

There is a guy on the internet in Toronto trying to set up a bukkake scene right now, buuutttt, it's a little bit too over the top for me.

5 couples - one of which were voyuers. In 24 hours has sex 18 times (meaning the man/men came) with 4 men one of whom was my hubby. Also oral sex in that same 24 hours with 3 other women bringing each to orgasm once and 2 of them to orgasm twice. This was at a house party and half the time it was with 3 or more people (counting myself) playing together. This isn't counting that I managed to get 6 hours of sleep in that 24 hours too.

Wow, these stories really put mine to shame.

Once, at this party at a friends place, I fucked my ex in the same room as all of my friends and a few random girls as they were getting ready to go to sleep. We were so drunk that we just got it on there and then. I later went on to find out my friend was eatin his girlfriend out at the same time we were at it, which is kinda cool in retrospect.

Also, that same chick pulled me off in a car with her whole family in it. It was weird cause like, I needed just one more burst of speed and I was finished but we couldnt go for it without being noticed.

sluttiest (during high school)

Sex with girl friend after school (from another school)

Sex with girl from my school and hour and a half later

Sex with girl I hooked up at a party with the prior weekend roughly 2 hours later.

The stories I had to make up that day damn near killede me

Ok, did some more thinking on this...

One I was on a cruise with my GF and her family. My GF and I shared a room w/ her sister. Now, everyone knows that these rooms on ships are super small. We ended up having sex, as well as oral, multiple times in the bunk under her sister.

:-)

While in college I had a girlfriend that was really into come, so this one time she asked me to do her in the ass, and after I'd shot my load inside her she dripped it into a plastic cup, poured it out over my cock and balls, and licked me clean as the start of my second (of seven) orgasms for the night.

The sex was great, but she ended up being a full-blown lock-her-in-the-hospital psychopath. No sex is worth what I went through at the end.

Eeeegads!!!

I haven't done that many crazy things, not as many as some of you. But, I did get paid for having sex with a girl on a summer training trip with my company.

Well spoken- Seems like the wildest and best sex in my life turned out to be with the LOONIEST women....

............one of them is still out there,.......

.....somewhere,......

.....watching....

Period sex, then leaving a bloody handprint on my pillow and sleeping on it for the next few days. Pretty fucking icky now that I think about it.

Period sex..I didn't know until after the deed and she didn't know either. Cause in the morning she got up to use the washroom and came back in and said that she just got her period...I looked at my fingers and sure enough there was dried blood on them.

I thought it was kinda gross...But it was actually pretty good sex..Slip & Slide big time.