What's the nastiest thing you've ever done? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Mephisto2 · 08-04-2003, 06:28 PM

I don't mean, exclusively, nasty as in perverted. Sluttiest counts too.

Mine would have to be (during my partying days) taking two girls home to my house and shagging one of them in the living room, one of them in the toilet and then sending them home before going to bed where my girlfriend was waiting for me. After sex with her, I went to sleep.

Alternatively, having anal sex with a girl over the bonnet of her car, outside a nightclub, whilst a police car drove by, stopped, watched me and then drove off.

She gave me a lift home and then left. I can only imagine the uncomfortable "damp patch" she felt on the drivers seat as she drove home.

No bragging, just honesty. I'm neither proud nor ashamed.

Mr Mephisto

PS - I have more "experiences", but am curious as to the answers of both male and female board-members.

rogue49 · 08-04-2003, 06:39 PM

I call it passionate & raw...not "nasty"

And I've had plenty...no need to share them just to boast.
Sometimes it's an interesting story to add here or there,
but I'm not going to list them.

Let's just say I know how to have fun.

Mephisto2 · 08-04-2003, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rogue49
I call it passionate & raw...not "nasty"

And I've had plenty...no need to share them just to boast.

That's exactly my point.

It's not boasting. Nor something really worth boasting about. I wouldn't do it today, having grown up and gotten married.

But it's interesting to share stories anonymously on an adult board.

Mr Mephisto

bermuDa · 08-04-2003, 07:17 PM

Fooling around on the hood of a car in the middle of the night in a parking lot of what would later become a new police station.

sbscout · 08-04-2003, 07:38 PM

my God! My life is so boring!

h2g2Fan · 08-04-2003, 07:39 PM

How about sex in the toilet of a party at my apartment, people outside hearing everything?

Konichiwaneko · 08-04-2003, 08:09 PM

having sex with my girlfriend in the same room as her mother, and on the same bed.

Spinach_Indeed · 08-04-2003, 08:11 PM

Once I drank some spoiled milk

Mephisto2 · 08-04-2003, 08:17 PM

Konichiwaneko, now THAT sounds interesting! LOL

Spinach_Indeed... don't really know what to say about that.... erm... sounds strange...

Mr Mephisto

collide · 08-04-2003, 09:54 PM

Shitting spooge is by far the nastiest displeasure that I can most assuredly live without for the rest of my life.

08-04-2003, 10:04 PM

My sex life feels pedestrian next to you people.

anti fishstick · 08-04-2003, 10:33 PM

uh.. how about loosing my virginity with period sex.. other than that.. i'm pretty boring :T hehe

Slims · 08-04-2003, 10:39 PM

Edited, for the love of god.

anti fishstick · 08-04-2003, 11:04 PM

hahahah. hey everybody, where did mary go? and where's my only cigarette..?

curveedv8 · 08-04-2003, 11:30 PM

Sluttiest - Thu: meeting my fuck buddy in a sports oval, him bending me over and fucking me from behind before turning me around, pushing me to my knees and cumming all over my face

Fri:went to a bondage nightclub, slipped on a gas mask, had who knows fingers inside me, hands all over me, gas mask off, kissing girls, kissing boys, bent over a chair and getting spanked, telling cute boy I'd just met I wanted to suck his cock, leaving with him, going to his car, sucking said cock (I ain't a tease - haha), fucking him, letting him cum all over my arse and back, going home, sleeping alone.

anti fishstick · 08-04-2003, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Fri:went to a bondage nightclub, slipped on a gas mask, had who knows fingers inside me, hands all over me, gas mask off, kissing girls, kissing boys, bent over a chair and getting spanked, telling cute boy I'd just met I wanted to suck his cock, leaving with him, going to his car, sucking said cock (I ain't a tease - haha), fucking him, letting him cum all over my arse and back, going home, sleeping alone.

wow. that would really turn me on.

Fire · 08-05-2003, 12:44 AM

Once knew a guy in high school- one of those complete assholes- about 2 years ago I met up with his just turned 18 sister- went back to her place and fucked her in the ass- now in the event that I bump into him again I can honestly look him in the eye and say that I ass fucked his little sister....

wacko · 08-05-2003, 04:57 AM

Having sex with my gf at the time in the confession booth of a church during Sunday mass. She usually being very quiet decided to become vocal that day and to experience anal for the first time. The curse words and sounds that came out of her mouth were incredible.

Was quite a surprise to see everyone staring at us as we exited, even after the mass finished. Seemed people wanted to know who exactly it was.

h2g2Fan · 08-05-2003, 05:34 AM

Jerking off in the car (tinted window) while my mom went to cvs to buy tampons. Yes, I was a masturbatory ninja, even back in 8th grade.

Spinach_Indeed · 08-05-2003, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by h2g2Fan
Jerking off in the car (tinted window) while my mom went to cvs to buy tampons. Yes, I was a masturbatory ninja, even back in 8th grade.

wat

Cynthetiq · 08-05-2003, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg700
I met a girl at the beach when I was still in high school. She came on to me right away, and we arranged for her to pick us up later that night for a 'party' that she was having.

As it turns out, 'party' ment sitting my friends down on the sofa with a bottle of liquor each and porn on the television while taking me into her bedroom.....

I had only had sex twice before, and not in the last year. She amazingly good looking too, which made me that much hornier. We went through an entire 'family size' box of condoms, and I remember her 'cleaning me off' after each time with her mouth and sucking me until I got another hard on. I kept trying to go down on her, and since I was drunk, I didn't understand why she didn't want me to. Eventually, she relented, and I went to town for a while. I didn't realize that she was on her period until I looked in the mirror

At one point, she led me out of the bedroom, naked, sat me down and fed me cereal. Then, she took me back....

I wish I could remember her name. I think it might have been Mary.

Nice you *sniff* you got your red wings ...

h2g2Fan · 08-05-2003, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spinach_Indeed
There's another Maturbation Ninja in the Midst?
I remember jacking off in the front passanger seat (Magazine covering the bits) while my mom stopped by to pick up some food from Subway.

I can trump any of your masturbation stories.

Inside a nuclear reactor facility.

sportsrule101 · 08-05-2003, 08:41 AM

not really one thing but a series of jacking off in all girl dorms on campus, one time with a 12 yearold sister of one of the girls coming in as i was blowing

Jim Kata · 08-05-2003, 09:08 AM

Quote:

I remember her 'cleaning me off' after each time with her mouth and sucking me until I got another hard on.

Now that is fuckin HAWT!! All girls should take a lesson from that.

I think the nastiest thing for me was getting a rimmer and tongue kissing her afterwards. Come to think of it, it wasn't really that nasty.

h2g2Fan · 08-05-2003, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jim Kata
Now that is fuckin HAWT!! All girls should take a lesson from that.

I think the nastiest thing for me was getting a rimmer and tongue kissing her afterwards. Come to think of it, it wasn't really that nasty.

Yes, it really was.

Jim Kata · 08-05-2003, 09:35 AM

Hey, it was a clean ass at the time. No presents for her, so no presents for me. Ain't nothing wrong with eatin the ass.

bparker805 · 08-05-2003, 11:30 AM

It would have to be a toss up between the time I gave my gf a rimmer and the frenched kissed her or the time I used hand lotion as lube on a different gf. But the noises that came out off her as i so carefully crammed my dick in her ass were pryceless. I wasn't trying to be a jerk, but I was drunk and horny... Bad combo.

Varese · 08-05-2003, 04:10 PM

mile high club anyone?

Spinach_Indeed · 08-05-2003, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by h2g2Fan
I can trump any of your masturbation stories.

Inside a nuclear reactor facility.

This made me burst out in a loud Guffaw, and also cause me to spill Yoohoo on my lap.

Bravo.

Silverbrain · 08-05-2003, 09:48 PM

Hood of my Saturn, in the parking lot of a Church on Sunday night (8pm) whilst a priest left the building behind us to his car....oh yea im going straight to hell for that!

xxmsaxx · 08-05-2003, 10:09 PM

ate at taco cabana

Slims · 08-05-2003, 10:11 PM

Ooh ooh, I just found out something interesting.

Apparently one of my friends is moving into his new house. It's an old church. They just ripped the pews out of the main room to make a living/party area and are trying to make the rest actually house like (or so I have been told). The fantasy's are pretty bad already, I can't wait to make them a reality. I wonder if the alter is still there....

Meta · 08-05-2003, 10:57 PM

I feel very unaccomplished next to you guys too.

kilty · 08-05-2003, 11:23 PM

Sunday school teacher during church, I was high school, she was 33 and engaged.

Three sisters one night. Did the mother two weeks later. Father/husband found out, moved them all to Minnesota.

Sex with pastors wife.

Did a chick in the ass and her sister sucked me off after I finished.

My friends mom after I told her I jacked off to her nightly for 5 years. Asked her to fill me fantasy. She did.

I was bad, more stories, more maybe some other time. And yes all this did happen.

Sleepyjack · 08-06-2003, 02:22 AM

@kilty

are you superman?

deve · 08-06-2003, 08:09 AM

I DRIVE A SATURN TOO!

tenchi069 · 08-06-2003, 08:17 AM

My gf and i were on a greyhound type bus ( forgot the actual company ) from one city to the next which was about an hour away. Only about 12 other people on the bus and we were so spread out that noone could see us. She was wearing a pair of spandex pants so my hand could slip down them very easily. I had to make sure to keep kissing her to keep her from getting too loud. Dunno if anyone on the bus knew what was going on, but didn't really matter at the time.

GSRIDER · 08-06-2003, 08:41 AM

Sex along side a jogging trail... in broad daylight.

Sex in lake... many many people around

Sex in a roomful of friends, very slow and quiet sex ... whilst holding a conversation with another in the room. Nobody caught on.

And much like Mr Mephisto, three in one night. First mygirls friend... she was on her way out of town. A lovely behind the couch at a party. And another lovely who gave me a ride home.

And the funniest would be the first anal I had done. There was a poker party outside the bedroom and my girly asked if I wanted to fuck her in the ass... I said hell yeah. Walked out of the room through the party and into the kitchen. Grabbed a bottle of crisco and headed back to the bedroom.

The look on everyones face as I popped out of that room with the biggest grin on my naked face.

memories.....

Tack · 08-06-2003, 09:06 AM

I was 18, girl that eventually became my girlfriend was 17. Riding in the back seat of her mom and dad's car. Her mom was driving, her dad was asleep in the passengers seat.

Fingered her to many orgasms during this 2 hour trip. Right near the end, she gave me a much needed blow job. I came in less than 30 seconds. Pulled her up and "pinched it off". I did this because I didn't know if she would take it in the mouth and start gagging.

All this happened before we had sex for the first time.

Katyblu · 08-06-2003, 09:20 AM

When I was 19 I had sex with my then bf at Fort McHenry in the middle of the afternoon... we were on the side of the hill in plain view just going at it.... it was great!

08-04-2003, 06:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	What's the nastiest thing you've ever done? I don't mean, exclusively, nasty as in perverted. Sluttiest counts too. Mine would have to be (during my partying days) taking two girls home to my house and shagging one of them in the living room, one of them in the toilet and then sending them home before going to bed where my girlfriend was waiting for me. After sex with her, I went to sleep. Alternatively, having anal sex with a girl over the bonnet of her car, outside a nightclub, whilst a police car drove by, stopped, watched me and then drove off. She gave me a lift home and then left. I can only imagine the uncomfortable "damp patch" she felt on the drivers seat as she drove home. No bragging, just honesty. I'm neither proud nor ashamed. Mr Mephisto PS - I have more "experiences", but am curious as to the answers of both male and female board-members. Last edited by Mephisto2; 08-04-2003 at 10:06 PM..

08-04-2003, 07:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	Fooling around on the hood of a car in the middle of the night in a parking lot of what would later become a new police station. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

08-04-2003, 07:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	my God! My life is so boring! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

08-04-2003, 08:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Konichiwaneko The Dreaded Pixel Nazi Location: Inside my camera	having sex with my girlfriend in the same room as her mother, and on the same bed. __________________ Hesitate. Pull me in. Breath on breath. Skin on skin. Loving deep. Falling fast. All right here. Let this last. Here with our lips locked tight. Baby the time is right for us... to forget about us.

08-04-2003, 08:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Once I drank some spoiled milk __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed Last edited by Spinach_Indeed; 01-13-2011 at 05:24 PM..

08-04-2003, 06:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	I call it passionate & raw...not "nasty" And I've had plenty...no need to share them just to boast. Sometimes it's an interesting story to add here or there, but I'm not going to list them. Let's just say I know how to have fun.

08-04-2003, 07:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
h2g2Fan Loser Location: University of Maryland at College Park	How about sex in the toilet of a party at my apartment, people outside hearing everything?

08-04-2003, 08:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Konichiwaneko, now THAT sounds interesting! LOL Spinach_Indeed... don't really know what to say about that.... erm... sounds strange... Mr Mephisto

08-04-2003, 09:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
collide Turn off your TV. Location: ... .- -. ..-. .-. .- -. -.-. .. ... -.-. --- --..-- -.-. .-	Shitting spooge is by far the nastiest displeasure that I can most assuredly live without for the rest of my life. __________________ "inhuman fiery goat worship" is an anagram for "information superhighway" -kingvolc

08-04-2003, 10:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
Achernar Guest	My sex life feels pedestrian next to you people.

08-04-2003, 10:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	uh.. how about loosing my virginity with period sex.. other than that.. i'm pretty boring :T hehe __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

08-04-2003, 10:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Edited, for the love of god. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence Last edited by Slims; 12-20-2010 at 07:05 PM..

08-04-2003, 11:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	hahahah. hey everybody, where did mary go? and where's my only cigarette..? __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

08-04-2003, 11:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
curveedv8 Tilted Location: Sydney, Australia	Sluttiest - Thu: meeting my fuck buddy in a sports oval, him bending me over and fucking me from behind before turning me around, pushing me to my knees and cumming all over my face Fri:went to a bondage nightclub, slipped on a gas mask, had who knows fingers inside me, hands all over me, gas mask off, kissing girls, kissing boys, bent over a chair and getting spanked, telling cute boy I'd just met I wanted to suck his cock, leaving with him, going to his car, sucking said cock (I ain't a tease - haha), fucking him, letting him cum all over my arse and back, going home, sleeping alone.

08-05-2003, 12:44 AM	#17 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	Once knew a guy in high school- one of those complete assholes- about 2 years ago I met up with his just turned 18 sister- went back to her place and fucked her in the ass- now in the event that I bump into him again I can honestly look him in the eye and say that I ass fucked his little sister.... __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

08-05-2003, 04:57 AM	#18 (permalink)
wacko Upright Location: Canada	Having sex with my gf at the time in the confession booth of a church during Sunday mass. She usually being very quiet decided to become vocal that day and to experience anal for the first time. The curse words and sounds that came out of her mouth were incredible. Was quite a surprise to see everyone staring at us as we exited, even after the mass finished. Seemed people wanted to know who exactly it was.

08-05-2003, 05:34 AM	#19 (permalink)
h2g2Fan Loser Location: University of Maryland at College Park	Jerking off in the car (tinted window) while my mom went to cvs to buy tampons. Yes, I was a masturbatory ninja, even back in 8th grade.

08-05-2003, 08:41 AM	#23 (permalink)
sportsrule101 Insane	not really one thing but a series of jacking off in all girl dorms on campus, one time with a 12 yearold sister of one of the girls coming in as i was blowing __________________ winning isn't everything but losing isn't anything

08-05-2003, 09:35 AM	#26 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	Hey, it was a clean ass at the time. No presents for her, so no presents for me. Ain't nothing wrong with eatin the ass.

08-05-2003, 11:30 AM	#27 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	It would have to be a toss up between the time I gave my gf a rimmer and the frenched kissed her or the time I used hand lotion as lube on a different gf. But the noises that came out off her as i so carefully crammed my dick in her ass were pryceless. I wasn't trying to be a jerk, but I was drunk and horny... Bad combo.

08-05-2003, 04:10 PM	#28 (permalink)
Varese Upright	mile high club anyone?

08-05-2003, 09:48 PM	#30 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Hood of my Saturn, in the parking lot of a Church on Sunday night (8pm) whilst a priest left the building behind us to his car....oh yea im going straight to hell for that! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

08-05-2003, 10:09 PM	#31 (permalink)
xxmsaxx Tilted Location: Home of the First Clone	ate at taco cabana __________________ .................. /..../\../\....\ \|.S.\|..V..\|.A.\| \....\..../..../ .................. Work for pay and pay for freedom

08-05-2003, 10:11 PM	#32 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Ooh ooh, I just found out something interesting. Apparently one of my friends is moving into his new house. It's an old church. They just ripped the pews out of the main room to make a living/party area and are trying to make the rest actually house like (or so I have been told). The fantasy's are pretty bad already, I can't wait to make them a reality. I wonder if the alter is still there.... __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-05-2003, 10:57 PM	#33 (permalink)
Meta Tilted	I feel very unaccomplished next to you guys too. __________________ There's room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

08-05-2003, 11:23 PM	#34 (permalink)
kilty Tilted	Sunday school teacher during church, I was high school, she was 33 and engaged. Three sisters one night. Did the mother two weeks later. Father/husband found out, moved them all to Minnesota. Sex with pastors wife. Did a chick in the ass and her sister sucked me off after I finished. My friends mom after I told her I jacked off to her nightly for 5 years. Asked her to fill me fantasy. She did. I was bad, more stories, more maybe some other time. And yes all this did happen.

08-06-2003, 02:22 AM	#35 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	@kilty are you superman?

08-06-2003, 08:09 AM	#36 (permalink)
deve Upright	I DRIVE A SATURN TOO!

08-06-2003, 08:17 AM	#37 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	My gf and i were on a greyhound type bus ( forgot the actual company ) from one city to the next which was about an hour away. Only about 12 other people on the bus and we were so spread out that noone could see us. She was wearing a pair of spandex pants so my hand could slip down them very easily. I had to make sure to keep kissing her to keep her from getting too loud. Dunno if anyone on the bus knew what was going on, but didn't really matter at the time. __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-06-2003, 08:41 AM	#38 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Sex along side a jogging trail... in broad daylight. Sex in lake... many many people around Sex in a roomful of friends, very slow and quiet sex ... whilst holding a conversation with another in the room. Nobody caught on. And much like Mr Mephisto, three in one night. First mygirls friend... she was on her way out of town. A lovely behind the couch at a party. And another lovely who gave me a ride home. And the funniest would be the first anal I had done. There was a poker party outside the bedroom and my girly asked if I wanted to fuck her in the ass... I said hell yeah. Walked out of the room through the party and into the kitchen. Grabbed a bottle of crisco and headed back to the bedroom. The look on everyones face as I popped out of that room with the biggest grin on my naked face. memories..... __________________ No signature at this time.

08-06-2003, 09:06 AM	#39 (permalink)
Tack Upright	I was 18, girl that eventually became my girlfriend was 17. Riding in the back seat of her mom and dad's car. Her mom was driving, her dad was asleep in the passengers seat. Fingered her to many orgasms during this 2 hour trip. Right near the end, she gave me a much needed blow job. I came in less than 30 seconds. Pulled her up and "pinched it off". I did this because I didn't know if she would take it in the mouth and start gagging. All this happened before we had sex for the first time.

08-06-2003, 09:20 AM	#40 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	When I was 19 I had sex with my then bf at Fort McHenry in the middle of the afternoon... we were on the side of the hill in plain view just going at it.... it was great!