MORGAN_LeFAY

Who have been? What was your experience like?

I went to a strip club last night, the show was entertaining indeed, not only that girls get to go in for free.So i was enjoying the show when my friends call a girl over and say "Lapdance for her!" And I was like shaking my head, and the girl was like " Is she gonna do it, because if she dont want to, I wont do it" and everyone looked at me and says "oh c'mon" And I thought meh, probably wont be so bad right? So I go for it. 40 bucks for 5 min. What i've learn is that DONT TALK. Talking ruins everything, she started a convo while we're waiting for the song to end, and start a new song. And so I continue with the convo and I ask her about her work, how she liked it etc.

All I can say was that the 40 bucks was not worth it at ALL , she talk most of the time I guess answering my questions so it was my fualt. And all she did was take off her clothes, rub her clit, ran her face up and down my body and rub herself against me like a few times. Next thing you know she says "done". She's probably going HAHA sucker! but she probably do that to everyone that pays her for a lapdance. But I still feel stupid. But then what more do you expect. I would of been happy tho if it was 25 bucks. Still great night. Aside from the fact that I went to a mini bar/club afterwards and have one of my stupid friends , just because i told him oh that girl was hot he came up to her and tell her something and she came up to me and was like "Oh he say for me to tell you to say Thank you, and I'm very flatter you think I'm hot, And goodluck tonight". That one really shot down my ego.

On a side note, what is a word for a person that dont like having sex? I know a male lesbian is a man that loves woman but dont have sexual intercourse w/ her . I know celibate is more for religious reasons. I also know Asexual is not really it either. Anyone know of a better term?

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Toaster126

40 dollar lapdances make baby Jesus cry. That's ridiculous.

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Carno

Strip clubs seem pointless to me. All tease and no payoff. Why not just go get a hooker?

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Glory's Sun

What you need to learn at a strip club is look around and see which girls really put their.. umm.. heart into the dancing. Most of the time the girls who really dance well on stage will give you a great lapdance. But yeah you're right.. why the hell would you talk? I thought men couldn't talk when they had boobs in their face?

oh..and I have no idea what word you're looking for

Bill O'Rights

Whew...thank you.
Granted...it's been quite awhile since I've been to a strip club, but $40.00?!? For a lapdance? Yeeesh. Those had better be some spectacular assed boobs that she's rubbin' on me, for $40.00. And the only talkin' I want to hear is; "Where do you want 'em?"

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kutulu

lol, the payoff can happen every now and then. If you get the right girl at the right time some crazy things can happen.

Carno

Hmmm, I suppose.. I've never been to a strip club, so I wouldn't know.

I just see no appeal in going to one at all. I mean, even if you do get some sort of payoff, it's going to be from a woman who rubs her body on men for a living. I'm not into women who have slept around a lot, but to each their own.

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Glory's Sun

So ... strippers are automatically whores?? That's a great stereotype there.

vanblah

Frigid. Frigidity.

I think that the term applies to both males and females. However, it's more associated with females.

Bacchanal

I'll agree that $40 lap dances are way overpriced. I usually don't go for lap dances at all, and the only ones I've ever had were bought for me, but I don't think anyone ever paid more than $20 and we get it for 2 songs in the bars I used to frequent.

I've given up on those places. When I first turned 21, I was there all the time. Of course it helped that I knew a someone who worked there, so as soon as I walked in she was on my lap, but still I find them to be incredible wastes of money.

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absorbentishe

$40.00 for a lap dance?? Unless you were in the champaign room, and had a happy ending that is too much. (not that I go all the time, been about 5 years). The last one I was at, we got in free, there were 5 ladies dancing, my friend knew one of them, and we had a great time, only buying one dance each, but getting several. Before that, I was in Ottawa Canada, and I had the 3 best things canada has to offer, beer, hockey and strippers. That was awesome...

The_Jazz

Back in my single days I went to a place in downtown Minneapolis where "crazy things" happened on a regular basis, especially if the right amount of money changed hands. The girls weren't the greatest, but apparently most anything was on the menu.

Then there's the Farrelly Brothers Theater in San Francisco. I was there for a convention a few years ago, and a friend bought me a private dance. That occurred in a booth with a floor-to-ceiling curtain, and everything (and I mean everything) was available for purchase. There was even a nighstand full of condoms and lube right there. Thankfully I wasn't drunk enough to start considering it, so I had my dance and left. I know 4 or 5 of the guys that were there that night made a different choice than I did, but that's their guilt, not mine.

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Deltona Couple

I actually used to date a few strippers in my younger years. You should HEAR some of the stories. I will say this, don't think that just because a girl takes her clothes off for money, that they are whores or have no self respect. The two that I dated I didn't even know were strippers until later on. One danced in a Dallas dive club, the other danced at one of the SUPER high class places. Both said they made it a STRICT rule that the men kept their hands to themselves, and then they just danced for them. VERY erotic if done by the right girl, and personally, I LIKE the teasing part. I do agree that $40 is WAY too much for a single dance, but as you said, it was about 5 minutes, so I am assuming that it was over 2 songs. So that is technically $20 per dance, one dance being one song. THAT is more normal. Some dances ARE whoring themselves out if they are offering a "happy" ending as one poster put it. But personally if they WERE doing that, I wouldn't want them to TOUCH me...lol.

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Carno

I didn't say that, nor do I think that.

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Prince

I wish they'd stop coming up with these 'terms' that don't really mean anything sensible at all.

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Mondak

I am a big fan of boobies. I like to sit at the rail, drink beer and give $1 or more dollars (but always at LEAST $1) for every girl who takes their top off. I figure that every gal no matter what she looks like gets that for taking their top off.

Lap dances have such commitment and frankly make me a bit uncomfortable. I mean when the thing is in your face, I have to concentrate on maintaining control rather than just enjoying it. I want to put my mouth / other body part on her most of the time and that is not good.

The rail on the other hand lets me form just the right relationship with the performer. There is enough distance that I don't have to hear about their rotten boyfriend / lot in life. I just get to enjoy their sexy show and the attempt to trick me - if just for a split second with some good eye contact - that they would actually want to do me.

I can enjoy young, beautiful bodies without getting involved. That is why I like strip joints. I wise man once said - you don't pay hookers for sex. You pay them to go home. Strip joints are that much easier. Enjoy them for that. Leave the rest behind.

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MEAD

I've only been to one strip club before, last year. We (me and two of my buddies) were bored one night so we decided to go to Cafe Risque not so much because we wanted to see boobs, but because Cafe Risque is a 24 hour truck stop/ diner/ full strip club. Yeah, it's crazy and on our way to and from school and home there are tons of billboards. We always wondered what it was like in there. So we finally went.
It was entertaining at the time and it was great to see some real-live naked women after being single for about a year. But the best was hearing my very dear and innocent friend say on the ride home, "That was the closest I've ever been to a naked boob." It one of the most funny/ most endearing things I've ever heard, oddly.

The next day when I woke up I felt dirty and gross. I don't plan on going back to a strip club anytime soon.

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waltert

I went to the strip club once. basically it was so smokey in that place that it hurt my eyes after a while. the girls would come by asking if I wanted a lap dance and I was like "no thanks". one of them ( one of the ugliest ones there, no less) just sat down on my lap without any provocation. finally, after some time, she left. the guys wanted me to go up to the stage and give money to a girl, but I felt as though I had wasted enough of my hard-earned cash on a cover charge.

when my brother wants to take me to a strip club for my 21st, I'll see if I cant get him to pay for a motorcycle track school for me instead...I have a feeling that it will be WAY better for me...

though I cant say which one the girlfriend would prefer, as she hates the thought of both!

scottstall

Actually, I'm pretty sure asexuality is the term your looking for.

check www.asexuality.org .
It encompasses alot of things, and what your describing is one of them.

Glory's Sun

sorry.. it's just that this sure sounded like that. but if not, then no problem


Now back to the OP. Another thing you have to consider is the type of club you go to.. the more upscale the club, the more expecting the dancers are. They are used to guys/girls with a wad of cash to throw around..the seedy joints are used to guys/girls who just have a little bit of cash but don't mind blowing it on a stripper. The seedy joint girls often do more for their money. Me on the other hand only go to the "upscale" joints because I like the atmosphere better. I can relax and drink with my boys and don't have to worry about some chick missing 3 teeth trying to bleed my cash flow.

Carno

What I meant was that I wouldn't want any kind of sexual relations with a woman who has sexual relations with people at her strip club.

Not that all strippers are whores, but the strippers who are whores are not women that I am interested in. I'm generally not interested in any whores, regardless of their occupation.

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Glory's Sun

Got'cha. Thanks for clearing that up. The only reason I even mentioned anything is that it seems that alot of people automatically make the stripper=slut connection even though in most cases that's not true.

loquitur

I have not been to a strip club since a bachelor party in 1988. I guess part of it is domesticity, and part of it is that I don't have to go to a place to pay a lot of money to see naked women. That's what the internet is for!! So can someone please explain to me what the attraction is? Maybe I have become an old fart, but I just don't get it.

rmarshall

Well, come up to Toronto and I'll take you to the Whiskey a Gogo and buy you a couple of dances by Beverly Hills. Then you'll know what we're talking about!

By the way, I finally caught my Whiskey a Gogo T-shirt last week. I brought it home, my sweetie washed it and now it's in HER T-shirt drawer!

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Toaster126

I would say there is a coorelation between people willing to dance in a nude or semi nude state and people who have had more than an average amount of experience sexually. Some personality traits and behaviors do translate into likelyhoods to engage in other things. The problem is assuming that it is in fact true.

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tiltedbc

Let me tell you about a club here in Argentina. I'll put the prices in US dollars, which are 3 times less than the peso here. 20 peso cover becomes $7 etc...

Local club, costs $7 to get in and that includes a beer. A bottle of beer costs about $2. There's no tipping; to bar staff or dancers. That's just the way it is here. You can do it, but the locals generally don't.

Girls come on and dance until fully naked then some have their own "acts" that always involve the audience. One girl gets down on all fours, turns around, puts her legs on your shoulders and uses her legs to pull your face into her crotch. Downside is she does this very hard and multiple times until it almost knocks you out. It happened to me, and seriously, I'm lucky I didn't get a broken nose. Other girls just simply walk up and pull your head into their crotch. Or they climb into customers laps. Only rule is you have to keep your hands 'mostly' off them and don't touch your mouth to their body.

Next up is the sex show. A stripper comes out and does this big dance about a fallen lover and there's a coffin on the stage. She opens up the coffin and pulls this naked guy out, who just happens to have a huge erection, with condom. They get down to things pretty quick and I gotta say it wasn't such a turn-on, although unusual. This is all within about 3 feet from me.

Later, another large breasted woman comes out and does a quick strip then starts yelling to the audience that she needs a man. One guy accepts and comes up on stage to the cheers of the crowd. She gets his pants down and a condom on within 30 sec and then starts giving him a blowjob on a couch that's onstage. Finally, she lets the guy go after about 5 min and no, he didn't "finish" or anything. It's all part of the show although the guy really was just a local.

Later, they do a draw for ticket numbers. When you go into the club, the ticket has a large set of numbers on it and these numbers also go into a hat. They pull out 10 numbers and the tickets holders are taken over to a spinning wheel that has various prizes on it. One prize is a bottle of beer, another is a free sex session with a girl. There are other prizes, but I couldn't quite figure them out. One guy did win the free sex though.

Regarding sex... you can have any of the strippers for $20 and the deed is done in back rooms right in the club. I think that's for a half hour and of course, you can pay more to get more. $40 will give you 'anything' you want to do for an hour I suspect. I didn't spend more than my cover charge all night.

Regarding the girls... they were great looking overall. A couple not so great but the majority very hot. A few different types too, with some being from Colombia, Brazil and Peru. Extra girls are hanging around as well but don't intermix with the crowd at this club. I was not harrassed all night.

Dancing starts at midnight and continues until 5 am with 15 mins in between shows. I only found this place by talking to locals and asking around. It's literally just a doorway on a main street with two bodyguard types standing in front.

Not all clubs are good of course. Most will soak you with expensive drinks for unattractive girls that insist on sitting with you and then want high prices for any backroom action.

ASU2003

tiltedbc, & are about the only things I can think of. Wow, I always wanted to visit a strip club in a foreign country (to see the foreign girls naked of course) But I never thought it would be like that. If I ever find myself in Buenos Aires (and single), I'll have to look you up.

It costs $175 for 15 minutes with a girl in Las Vegas that allows you to touch her. There are probably areas you still can't touch though, and I'm way too cheap to pay to find out. Just a lap dance costs $35.

Marvelous Marv

The attraction is that they're new to you, and they go away afterward.

US stripclubs have to be a little cagey about the happy endings, although they do occur.

I went with some fraternity brothers to one in Tijuana that was pretty upfront about what was for sale, but not to the extent of the one in Argentina.

Your mileage may vary.

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Sue

I've never been to one in my life, and I don't have any desire to start going to one now. It's just not a big thing for me.

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Warlock!

$40 lap dances are about 4x too much. I'll pay for a $10 dance (special nights, two-for-one, etc.), but that's about all I can pony up for even the most gorgeous girl to grind on my Goddamn without finishing. Besides, I like to save my money for the overpriced drinks.

Craven Morehead

I enjoy strip clubs. I don't spend a ton of money, just sit and have a few beers and enjoy looking at lovely ladies (usually lovely but not always). Dancers will hit you up for private dances and the like but I seldom go for that. Its a lot of money for nothing.

Hmmm, thinking of an Argentinian vacation now.

tiltedbc

Other examples... (what can I say? I was with other guys and this is over a long period of time). When in rome....

In Mexico, 3 girls dance naked on stage while nearly naked girls come sit at your table or on your lap. Then you can take them to private booths, paying for the number of songs you want to stay in there. Almost anything goes.

In Equador, the girls strip and do some wild shows as well. Like inserting (a bit) 1 litre bottles of beer and then handing the bottles out as prizes. I got one
The stage has a metal guardrail around it (required for this crowd) and moves out for a show then retracted. Cover charge is $1, a litre of beer $1 and sex with a girl is $6. the strip area is ringed by small private rooms that have red lights above the doors. Most cities have a section outside of town where all the clubs are side by side.

Colombia... they do a dance routine with multiple girls. A cowgirl theme or maybe french maid. The bar is filled with beautiful women. Look at a girl you like then nod, and she'll come talk to you. There are backrooms or you can take them home by paying a exit fee plus more for the girl. $50 is base price for Cali but higher in other cities. In Medellin, it costs as little as $10 for a girl. Strippers there do their (usually bad) strip then walk around the bar asking for tips.

In Rio (Brazil), 3 (or 4) girls dance naked at the same time along the catwalk and are then replaced by another 3 and so on all night. At times they do special shows such as live lesbian sex, which is pretty graphic. Most places are fairly expensive but include a couple drinks with admission. Go to regular bars in Brazil and the girls chase you.

I wasn't into this stuff before I travelled down here btw and I think I've almost had my fill (for life). At least with strip clubs anyway. Argentina has lots of beautiful girls...

Vaultboy

I've got a friend who looks like a thug, but is a smooth-talker. We went to a local dive where he chatted up every stripper, even making some of them blush - Its hilarious seeing a girl blush from casual conversation barely a minute after sh'ed just waved her crotch in front of your face.

Anyway, he ended up getting one of their phone numbers and invited the girl over for a light dinner before "work" the next day. His courtesy got him laid. For free.

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AnyOtherDay

I've never been to a strip club but I've made my decision about them. I think that when you go there you are going to get all worked up and want to have sex, in turn making you a horny asshole. There are a few of my friends that say they can handle going and just looking but I dont believe them. So I think the only way I am going is with a girl who is coming home with me at the end of the night. My current girlfriend would have no problem going to a strip club and getting a lapdance and I wouldnt mind watching that. And then I would take my girlfriend home and we could entertain each other and uhh... release ourselves.

james t kirk

I used to venture into WAGG once in a while, but that idiot of a DJ (flipper) was so freaking obnoxious, I couldn't handle it anymore.

It's kind of funny reading some of these posts about perceptions about strip joints.

In Toronto, the strip joints have seen their hay-day. Yes, it's totally nude, and yes you can get a lap dance for 20 bucks a song while sipping on a beer, but 100 bucks is spent in about 15 minutes and all you get (typically) is frustrated. Money better spent at any number of high end massage parlours in the GTA.

For $140 bucks or so, you get a totally nude massage by a Baywatch calibre woman. You can touch them all you want, wherever you want (they obviously touch you) and the happy ending is included needless to say.

www.alluremassage.ca

yournamehere

Not all of them.
But some of them are.

Although back in my wild single days, the currency was drugs, not cash.

I should qualify that statement by saying that I worked at a strip club for about 6 months, and therefore met a lot of strippers thru my co-workers at after-hours parties. I'm sure that's different than just being a customer. When I walked in, they kind of knew me. But, anyway - I got laid by a lot of strippers in return for a few spoonfuls of coke.

But to be fair, I also got laid by a lot of non-strippers in return for a few spoonfuls of coke.

/ The 80s weren't good for much, but it was a great time to be decadent.

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Toaster126

Heh, the coke thing still works with strippers.

EDIT: I'm not implying that I've traded blow for... blow.

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ASU2003

I wonder when my next trip to Toronto will be? It will be much more interesting now that I know this place exists.