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Not all of them.
But some of them are.

Although back in my wild single days, the currency was drugs, not cash.

I should qualify that statement by saying that I worked at a strip club for about 6 months, and therefore met a lot of strippers thru my co-workers at after-hours parties. I'm sure that's different than just being a customer. When I walked in, they kind of knew me. But, anyway - I got laid by a lot of strippers in return for a few spoonfuls of coke.

But to be fair, I also got laid by a lot of non-strippers in return for a few spoonfuls of coke.

/ The 80s weren't good for much, but it was a great time to be decadent.

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