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I am a big fan of boobies. I like to sit at the rail, drink beer and give $1 or more dollars (but always at LEAST $1) for every girl who takes their top off. I figure that every gal no matter what she looks like gets that for taking their top off.
Lap dances have such commitment and frankly make me a bit uncomfortable. I mean when the thing is in your face, I have to concentrate on maintaining control rather than just enjoying it. I want to put my mouth / other body part on her most of the time and that is not good.
The rail on the other hand lets me form just the right relationship with the performer. There is enough distance that I don't have to hear about their rotten boyfriend / lot in life. I just get to enjoy their sexy show and the attempt to trick me - if just for a split second with some good eye contact - that they would actually want to do me.
I can enjoy young, beautiful bodies without getting involved. That is why I like strip joints. I wise man once said - you don't pay hookers for sex. You pay them to go home. Strip joints are that much easier. Enjoy them for that. Leave the rest behind.
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