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tiltedbc · 11-12-2006, 03:30 PM

Let me tell you about a club here in Argentina. I'll put the prices in US dollars, which are 3 times less than the peso here. 20 peso cover becomes $7 etc...

Local club, costs $7 to get in and that includes a beer. A bottle of beer costs about $2. There's no tipping; to bar staff or dancers. That's just the way it is here. You can do it, but the locals generally don't.

Girls come on and dance until fully naked then some have their own "acts" that always involve the audience. One girl gets down on all fours, turns around, puts her legs on your shoulders and uses her legs to pull your face into her crotch. Downside is she does this very hard and multiple times until it almost knocks you out. It happened to me, and seriously, I'm lucky I didn't get a broken nose. Other girls just simply walk up and pull your head into their crotch. Or they climb into customers laps. Only rule is you have to keep your hands 'mostly' off them and don't touch your mouth to their body.

Next up is the sex show. A stripper comes out and does this big dance about a fallen lover and there's a coffin on the stage. She opens up the coffin and pulls this naked guy out, who just happens to have a huge erection, with condom. They get down to things pretty quick and I gotta say it wasn't such a turn-on, although unusual. This is all within about 3 feet from me.

Later, another large breasted woman comes out and does a quick strip then starts yelling to the audience that she needs a man. One guy accepts and comes up on stage to the cheers of the crowd. She gets his pants down and a condom on within 30 sec and then starts giving him a blowjob on a couch that's onstage. Finally, she lets the guy go after about 5 min and no, he didn't "finish" or anything. It's all part of the show although the guy really was just a local.

Later, they do a draw for ticket numbers. When you go into the club, the ticket has a large set of numbers on it and these numbers also go into a hat. They pull out 10 numbers and the tickets holders are taken over to a spinning wheel that has various prizes on it. One prize is a bottle of beer, another is a free sex session with a girl. There are other prizes, but I couldn't quite figure them out. One guy did win the free sex though.

Regarding sex... you can have any of the strippers for $20 and the deed is done in back rooms right in the club. I think that's for a half hour and of course, you can pay more to get more. $40 will give you 'anything' you want to do for an hour I suspect. I didn't spend more than my cover charge all night.

Regarding the girls... they were great looking overall. A couple not so great but the majority very hot. A few different types too, with some being from Colombia, Brazil and Peru. Extra girls are hanging around as well but don't intermix with the crowd at this club. I was not harrassed all night.

Dancing starts at midnight and continues until 5 am with 15 mins in between shows. I only found this place by talking to locals and asking around. It's literally just a doorway on a main street with two bodyguard types standing in front.

Not all clubs are good of course. Most will soak you with expensive drinks for unattractive girls that insist on sitting with you and then want high prices for any backroom action.

11-12-2006, 03:30 PM	#26 (permalink)
tiltedbc Crazy Location: BC, Canada	Let me tell you about a club here in Argentina. I'll put the prices in US dollars, which are 3 times less than the peso here. 20 peso cover becomes $7 etc... Local club, costs $7 to get in and that includes a beer. A bottle of beer costs about $2. There's no tipping; to bar staff or dancers. That's just the way it is here. You can do it, but the locals generally don't. Girls come on and dance until fully naked then some have their own "acts" that always involve the audience. One girl gets down on all fours, turns around, puts her legs on your shoulders and uses her legs to pull your face into her crotch. Downside is she does this very hard and multiple times until it almost knocks you out. It happened to me, and seriously, I'm lucky I didn't get a broken nose. Other girls just simply walk up and pull your head into their crotch. Or they climb into customers laps. Only rule is you have to keep your hands 'mostly' off them and don't touch your mouth to their body. Next up is the sex show. A stripper comes out and does this big dance about a fallen lover and there's a coffin on the stage. She opens up the coffin and pulls this naked guy out, who just happens to have a huge erection, with condom. They get down to things pretty quick and I gotta say it wasn't such a turn-on, although unusual. This is all within about 3 feet from me. Later, another large breasted woman comes out and does a quick strip then starts yelling to the audience that she needs a man. One guy accepts and comes up on stage to the cheers of the crowd. She gets his pants down and a condom on within 30 sec and then starts giving him a blowjob on a couch that's onstage. Finally, she lets the guy go after about 5 min and no, he didn't "finish" or anything. It's all part of the show although the guy really was just a local. Later, they do a draw for ticket numbers. When you go into the club, the ticket has a large set of numbers on it and these numbers also go into a hat. They pull out 10 numbers and the tickets holders are taken over to a spinning wheel that has various prizes on it. One prize is a bottle of beer, another is a free sex session with a girl. There are other prizes, but I couldn't quite figure them out. One guy did win the free sex though. Regarding sex... you can have any of the strippers for $20 and the deed is done in back rooms right in the club. I think that's for a half hour and of course, you can pay more to get more. $40 will give you 'anything' you want to do for an hour I suspect. I didn't spend more than my cover charge all night. Regarding the girls... they were great looking overall. A couple not so great but the majority very hot. A few different types too, with some being from Colombia, Brazil and Peru. Extra girls are hanging around as well but don't intermix with the crowd at this club. I was not harrassed all night. Dancing starts at midnight and continues until 5 am with 15 mins in between shows. I only found this place by talking to locals and asking around. It's literally just a doorway on a main street with two bodyguard types standing in front. Not all clubs are good of course. Most will soak you with expensive drinks for unattractive girls that insist on sitting with you and then want high prices for any backroom action.