Smell. I would miss it, but I'd live without it. Especially considering the bombs my cats leave me sometimes in the litter box. Heh.

What was your best day in 2005-2006?

Being informed my station won the Outstanding News Operation award from the Associated Press for the second year in a row.

What is the most interesting thing you learned in school?

/me learned that there were, and i presume still are, a LOT of horny women out there...


which among these three is your "favorite:" nixon, reagan, bush volume II?

Edit, not fast enough.

Reagan, without a doubt.

Do you use an appointment book, a PDA, or your head to keep your calendar?

It's all in my head.

You wake up one morning and find yourself in the middle of a desert, you don't know where you are but you know you've never been here. You walk for five minutes seeing nothing but sand and sky when a jeep driven by Osama Bin Laden and a few of his companions pulls up behind you. One of them can speak english and offers you a ride, what do you do?

Take it, I'm Canadian and he doesn't hate us!


If you could eat just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

Oh that's easy -Human Breast Milk. Because it's most nurishing.

What color are your sleeper jammies? Do you ever wear them outside?

Blue check. Shit, no



Do you thnk the UN should be more involved in whats happening in the world and should their decisions be binding?

Black with pictures of Jimi Hendirx and a flaming guitar :) :) Don't wear them outside they are very thin and well... there are lots of pretty ladies in my town.. sooooo.... lol

Is the apocolypse coming? When? How?

Yes. But not the religious one. We're all going to explode when some small child finds the ring on the atomic grenade and blows us all to heck.
In about 28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds, Donnie.

Do you believe we actually got the "real" Saddam? How many doubles were there really anyway?

Yeah. The imposters only look convincing in telephoto lenses and Satellite photos. Whether they actually found him in that hole is a question for Tilted Paranoia.

Have you broken your New Year's Resolutions yet?

Hey! what happened to my question above about the UN?

Lucifer: No, and no.


What were you doing at 8:07 a.m. this morning when I wrote this?

Drinking Coffee, Checking Email, Talking on the phone to a customer, scratching my head, and wondering...

Describe yourself in 5 adjectives, using only words which begin with vowels

Adventurous, Exciting, Inventive, Outgoing, Utilitarian





Ever taken a photo of your own genitalia?

No.

Do you have a story to tell? Would it sell in the bookstores?

Several, best sellers all, if only I could tell them.

What is your favorite cookie?

too slow

Cookie - My homemade lemon bars.... or snickerdoodles


If you could write a book about anything - what would the topic be?

An engaging mystery, revolving around a long hidden treasure in the heart of a major metropolis, such as Chicago or New York. Adolescent perhaps, but exploring the history,architecture and culture of a storied city in this way would be fascinating.

Furthermore, there would be absolutely no focus on religion, secret societies and the fantastical. Instead, the city itself would be explored through an obfuscating web of beaurocracy, landlords and tenants, ethnic tension, and regular folk just trying to get through their day. Sort of a cross between Chinatown, Law and Order, and The Goonies

What are your plans this weekend?

laundry, grocery shopping, a little house cleaning, probably a dozen hours of work, lamenting the fact that I have absolutely no life, taking out the trash

Wanna come over and play?

Mal, I would looooooooove to come over and play with you and here are my reasons.

1. You come across as being somewhat lonely and a little under the weather and I'd love to cheer you up.

2. With the aforementioned taken into consideration, with your own confession of being without sex for some time, I'd love to give you the man love you're clearly wanting and needing

3. I'd love to taste your snickerdoodles...if you know what I mean.


Question: Do you know what I mean?

Sure!

Do you have a Ping Pong table?

No. But I do have the boardgame RISK...

What's your favourite board game?

I don't have room for a ping pong table. But my Mom has one in the basement of her house.

Damn too slow.

My favourite board game is currently Risk. Though I am also a fan of Sorry. I kick ass at Sorry.


Describe the shoes you are wearing right now. Assuming you can tell all about someone by the shoes they wear, what do your shoes say about you?

Red Timberlands, look rather like bowling shoes. Well-worn.
They say that I am stylish, fun, yet comfortable. ;P

What TFP-er would you most like to meet, and why?

If I were single I'd have a tough time choosing, but the why would be onefold - teh sex.

So, either Aberkok to hear him perform, or maybe BigBen to listen to the military stories or Maleficent to see if she really drinks that much coffee.


How do you like your eggs?

Over easy. Not too runny and not too solid.



Ever have fantasies about a tfp'er and who it is?

I like my eggs either over easy or in an omlette...

Sultana: comfortable? hmmmmm....

Damn it... too late.


There are a few women on the TFP that I fantasize about... there is no need to name names. :o


Have you ever been put in an uncomfortable position by having to answer a difficult question?

Ummm...Ummm...UmMmM.... *runs away*

True or False: Money is the root of all evil.. explain.

Patently false.

Money is simply a bartering tool. Greed on the other hand...

Have you ever dialed 867-5309 to see who would answer?

No, but that song was on the radio as I came back from lunch today.

Ahhhh, the 80's.

What is the most difficult technical thing you've ever done.

No, because I don't like prank phone calls. Check out the Snopes article on the phone number:

http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.asp

Edit: Too slow

Right now I'm working on a 3D Autocad drawing that's pretty tough. It's a section of circular aluminum truss. I'm trying to draft an internal skeleton of the frame but the original was drawn as a solid object, rather than a line drawing. This means it has no snap points and I have to constanstly change the viewing plane to match the cross members and draw a ridiculous amount of construction lines. Many, Many steps.

Are there any household chores that you secretly enjoy?

I like cleaning the kitchen. I am a bit obessive about it.


Have you ever made a crank phone call? Details.

when I was in high school, some friends and I called our English teacher at 3 am, and yelled, "Beware the Ides of March! Beware the Ides of March!"


is a bar of soap self-cleaning? so in the shower you could start by washing your genitals and move up to your face and it would be ok?

No, in fact I've found hairs on the damn bar left behind by my brother and if the bar of soap was "self-cleaning" it wouldn't be there would it?

Do you think taylorism is the best or the worse way to software engineering?

I've always been a big fan of Keynesism, myself



How much water do you drink in a day?

Half a quart or so.

What is your favorite color. WOuld you do an entire room in it?

Green, yes I'd call it a green room.

What's your favorite desert?

The Guaymas area, because in spite of the desert climate, you can scuba dive.

What is your favorite book?

Einstein's Dreams by Alan Lightman

What fun thing would you like to have with you if stranded on a deserted island