Meat and Potato, I'm an Albertan for god's sake!!

What's the fastest that a good situation went to absolute worst for you? Explain

Let's see, last Friday was a day to look forward to. Was going to have lunch with a business contact and possiblly close a deal, and had a date planned with this hot brunette.

Well, my business contact flacked, the gal wasn't very affectionate (NG refers to her as Miss Ice), and to top off the crappy day, my car was impounded by the cops that night.

When it comes to eating out, do you perfer corporate chains (Sizzlar, TGIF, Chilli's) or small family owned restaurants?

Corporate, because they can afford to pay higher quality chefs.

How many women did you have sex with, within the last year? What were their age?

1 37

What is in your pockets...right now, at this very moment?

$2.53, my keys, my wallet.


when was the last time you washed your underwear? Do you wear underwear?

Yesterday. Yes (otherwise...why wash them ;) )

Turn 90 degrees to your right, look at eye level. What do you see?

I see the flowers I bought my wife for the 18th anniversary of our first date.

Do you have a front loading washer or a top loading washer? Where did you get it and why?

We have a top loader, which came with the house. My wife did just by a front loader for her studio because they are more energy efficienct. She got it at Home depot because it was close by and they offered delivery.

Do you ever go outside in your pajamas? Even just to get the mail or put out the trash?

i live in my jammies man.....soooooo comfortable.

i feed the animals and tidy the farm in them all the time.

my buddies think i'm a fuckin' wing nut.


is there a dishwasher in your house?

and i don't mean your wife either.

Flyman... you are a wingnut (but you know that already).

Yes, we have a dishwasher. I hate (no... HATE) washing dishes.)



Do you eat pasta more than once a week? If not, is there something else you eat with great frequency?

pasta and rice...........big time in this house.


any instruments in the house?

and do you play them?

3 harmonicas (souveniers from various house of blues hotels I've stayed at) - and nope - no musical ability whatsoever...

I'm ticked off beyond belief... What's your mood right now...

Impending doom...

I am walking into a meeting at 1000, and I am not sure if I should go armed or not.


Do you have any scars? How'd you get them?

I have a 4 inch scar on my left forearm from where I was attacked by a rottweiller
I have a 2 inch scar on the bottom of my right foot from where i stepped on a toothpick in 4th grade (and ended up in the hospital for 10 days with blood poinsoning because xrays never showed the toothpick (it wa right up against the bone) and the doctor didn't beleive it was still in my foot - -surgery proved him wrong)
I have a 2 inch scar on the right side of my head, from my retail days, I bent down to pick up something and came up and my head collided with the blade of the shade cutting machine.. (fucking ouch)
Two very small scars on my right knee from two different bouts of arthroscopic surgery.

How do you deal with anger?

I supress it. Push it way down... or I curse. or I punch inanimate objects like walls. I am not very good at letting my anger out. I'm too mild mannered.



What's the first thing that pops into your head when I say "cunnilingus"

The name Connie Lingus.

Do you have a favourite fluffy pop song, that you're too embarrassed to admit enjoying to your friends?

The ability to talk in different languages, cunningly.

What motivates you? And whatever it is, do you think it's normal?

yes, but I'm too embarassed to admit to it here. Ok, I admit a grudging fascination with anything Brittany Spears sings.

not much motivates me, other than the thought of making more money

Since Lucifer didn't ask a question and answered too.. I guess he was struck dead on the spot by admitting to bopping around his living room to Britney Spears... like tom cruise did in risky buisness to OldTime rock n Roll.... Ooops he did again... :lol: i need sandpaper to remove that visual from my brain now :)

Nezmot's question... What motiviates?

i wishI could say Love, but it's been so long since i've had anything resembling that in my life - I'm torn between money and the need to survive and the need to help others where i can... but realistically it's money...

what are you wearing on your feet right now?

Nuns Bush casual shoes, over tan socks.

If you could wave a magic wand, and change one thing about yourself, physically, emotionaly, or otherwise, what would it be, and why?

Get rid of my beer belly because its annoying to get up every morning and look at it in the mirror thinking that it ain't gonna get me any chicks

What are your plan for superbowl sunday?

Joe Theismann owns a grill and bar here. We'll be there. I'm so pissed. I'm a life long Broncs fan, and just moved from North Carolina. I figured one of those two would certainly be in the bowl.

What were you doing at 4:20 today?

I will be enroute to PT facilities. I am going to blast my lats today. :lol:

Who would you like to be stranded on a desert island with?

Blonde Ruth from the TB!

What is your favorite beef? Tenderloin? Prime Rib? London Broil? Why?

tenderloin, seared on an open fire, studded with garlic, and some fresh ground sea salt and black pepper on top... served nice and rare... with maybe some garlic roasted taters on the side... Why? because beef is good food... I'm not a fan of prime rib.. .too fatty for me.. and london broil is good, but tenderloin is better... it's more tender...

Who would be your favorite person to go out drinkin' with... :)

my ex and his friends. they're hysterical. famous person... john cusak.

Fill in the blank: Ring around the ________?

rosie...although now I'm thinking collar

Would you like to be shorter or taller?

Taller for sure, just enough to be able to reach inside cabinets without always having to get a chair! :lol:

What foreign language do you love the sound of most?

french...

wanna buy a duck?

no, too noisey and craps alot

PC or Mac?

Baby PC...time to buy a grownup PC

Are you the best go-to person for a Dell purchase?

"Dude! You're getting a Dell!"

No. I don't know a damn thing about buying computers.

Do you have houseplants? If so, how do you manage to not kill them?

I tried house plants. I always killed them. Even those vines that everyone says are indestructable. I tried violets because they were pretty, killed those too. I definitely do not have a green thumb. However, in my classroom the kids planted seeds. Only one is showing any growth...it's probably my bad luck :(

Would you rather have your picture taken or take the pictures?

Take the picture, in fact, I don't think anybody has taken any pictures of me for the last few years :D

Place you would like to take a vacation to (Not a place you've already been to)

Somewhere in the region of Sweden, Iceland, Norway, Finland and Denmark. Also, the southern tip of Chile.

Do you have a part of your body that you're particularly proud of?

Nope -- i keep hoping burquas will become trendy and i can wear one...

what kind of watch are you wearing?

I don't wear a watch. I haven't for over 3 years. I used to wear a United Colors of Bennetton watch.


What colour is your underwear that you are wearing right now?

white...

do you live above or below the 55th parallel?

I live above the 55th parallel... thank God.


Do you enjoy Slurpee's from 7-11? If so, what flavor is your favorite?