Star Trek. The original. As hammy and schloky as it could be, it was fun and visionary.

If you were on a desert island and you had to pick only one person you would be stranded with, who would it be?

Mother Theresa. I'd make her build the signal fires and carry the firewood.



How many Commandments have you broken?

2 or 3. How many are there again?



Question:
If you could choose to be unhappy and rich or poor and happy, which would it be? I'm not talking about suicidely unhappy here, just discontented.

Poor and happy. I can't see any situation where money triumphs happiness, although poverty is often the cause of gret unhappiness.

Do ypu have to work today, and are you digruntled if so? :|

I do have to work today but I am in Canada, so I am relatively gruntled. :)


Have you ever been to Antarctica? If not, if I were to offer you a trip there would you go?

Hell yeah I'd go! Do I HAVE to take the wify LOL.

Any job in the world is yours all you have to do is name it. What is that job?

Professional Nipple Tweaker. ;)

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-p...pple_tweak.jpg

Name the one thing in your life, that you have done that you are the most ashamed of.

I stole an etch-a-sketch when I was 5. It was left on the grass outside my house, I knew who it belonged to, but I took it.

If you were able to go to any country in the world (outside of the one you live in), which would it be, and why?

Australia.. though which part I'm not sure - Sydney is awfully expensive...

Oz has everything - beautiful country - 4 seasons (though christmas in the middle of summer would take some getting used to) nice people, I speak the language...

or canuckistan - because if TFP is any indicator - the boys up yonder north are just soooo adorable... :)

What personal effect is on your desk right now?

A brain...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../deskbrain.jpg

How do you feel about how our relationship is progressing?

sidebar: did you take your brain out to give it some air? :D

For GH:

I feel like I hardly know you, because we don't talk as openly and as honestly as we used to... I feel that things started to go downhill when I suggested we introduce a third member into our cybersex chats; a suggestion you clearly weren't ready for or interested in...



How do you feel about your own body hair?

You never take out the trash, you bastard. And you keep the fire extiguisher and the Schweppes next to the brain. How many times have I told you to keep it next to the lungs?

Edit: late again, Me and my body hair are cool. There's not much.

How many places have you lived?

about 20... could i name them all - probably not...

are you smarter or less smart than the average person - defend your answer

I'd say that I am slightly above average... I know this because my Mom told me.


If you had a choice between having either a great sense of humour or really nice hair, which would you choose and why?

I would take the great sense of humor, make a mint doing standup, having my own TV show, and doing movies and concert tours. Hair can not buy you a mansion.

For the married males among us:

A hot, 22 year old blonde (not your wife) with an amazing body hits on you. She makes it VERY clear that she will do anything you want to do sexually, she does not care that you are married, and she only wants sex. Do you take her up on it?

No way. It's obviously a set up and the cameras are standing by, ready to burst into the room. I'm not falling for that one. She's probably insane too.

Truth or Dare?

I give up. I can't keep up.

Truth.


Now what?

Everyone is too fast... I give up.

And oddly, it fits.

No, I thought that was a SHE not a WHERE

Where is she?

I can't tell you, because I'm not a blond, neither am I 22. And I am not hitting on you, either.
Sorry.

What is the best way to help a friend going through a rough patch of depression?

be a good listener.


Do you know how to change a tire?

Yes I do... Never had to change one but I could do it if I had to.


Have you ever fondled the genitalia of someone else of the same sex?

the same sex as who? Me? No thanks... the other sex - many many many times... even got thanked for it...

When is the last time you cleaned your bathroom

Sunday.

Do you feel the need to take your hat off indoors?

Yes. Though I rearely wear a hat, if I come inside I usually take it off.

What is the longest you have gone, in recent years, without bathing?

3 days. I was sick, and a shower never felt so good.

Name one thing, in your car, that if you had to give an unexpected ride to...say a co-worker, you'd be embarrased about.

empty garbage bag. (sometimes the windshield leaks if the car is at the wrong angle)


do you wear deoderant?

I could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you... Oh wait - no that'd be silly....

Yes i do wear deoderent - can't have me being stinky... I'm already crabby...

If I were interviewing you for a job to be my cabana boy/girl, and you were asked the question.. Why should i hire you? What would you answer... by the way - the job pays extremely well...

I have been trained in the ways of pleasure. I can make a woman orgasm with over 500 different methods. And when I'm not doing that I can mix a really good drink.

(how well does it pay?)


Which do you think is more important, physical strength or mental strength? Why?

enough... :)

mental strength is more important -
you can't always fit a square peg into a round hole and brute forcing it in, doesnt' necesarily make it fit. Mental stregth will analyze the situation and come up with a plan to make it fit and make everyone happy... Physical strength - i'm not sure anyone is gonna be happy.

though ain't nuttin' sexier than a strong pair of shoulders... :)


Do you play the lottery - ever win anything?

Yes. It just started here and so far I've won $3. Two of 'em last night...

Do you go to the theater to see movies or wait for them to come out on DVD?

edit: after I read it, it sounded like I was asking if you go to theaters for something other than movies. :crazy:

Both, I go to see movies at the cinema, and then if I liked them I'll get them on DVD.


Ever been in a porn theatre?

Yes. A friend used to rent the Metro Theatre on Bloor to screen great Asian films. The Metro is an old school porn cinema. The best was when Samuel L. Jackson came to a screening... my friend had to oppologize for the funky odour. Jackson said it was cool.


If you could eat any one meal right now.... what would it be?

Mmmm, I would eat a bowl of beef consomme followed up with an eclair.
(trying to keep it light)


Have you ever gone to someone's house and left something personal behind when you left?

Sure, poop!


When you walk a dog, do you feel embarassed to meet a pretty woman, with a bag of dog poop in your hand?


(Charlatan, I meant actually to see a porn flick...)

I don't get embarassed by carrying my dog's poop in a bag... unless I wasn't walking my dog.

(OK... it wasn't to see a porn film but it was still an actively used porn cinema... I think it still is).

Have you ever ridden a horse at a full gallop?

No. Unless by horse you mean wife, and by full gallop you mean like a bull rider :)



What type of Jam/jelly do you prefer when you have toast?

no, farm animals scare me.


Do you prefer to wash dishes or dry dishes?

I'd rather dry.

Ever own a non-traditional pet? (not: dog/cat; hamster cage-rodent or aquarium dwelling fish/lizard)

How did you get it? How long did it live? What was it's name?