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uncle phil 07-23-2010 06:00 AM

on the fucking internet...

Fly 07-23-2010 05:13 PM

fuckin' weekend baby.............WoooooooooHoooooooooooo

uncle phil 07-24-2010 02:31 AM

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Fly 07-24-2010 06:34 AM

going golfing all fucking weekend...........fuckin' rights.

LordEden 07-24-2010 08:30 AM

You are golfing now fly? When did you join the fucking old man club?

noodle 07-24-2010 09:09 AM

holy fucking crap, there is not enough time in this day.

Fly 07-24-2010 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2808193)
You are golfing now fly? When did you join the fucking old man club?



dude.........been fucking golfing for many years........just don't fucking brag about it as much as that fucker phil does man.:oogle:


i like to talk about music fer fuck sakes.:thumbsup:


so go to my fucking websites ya' bastard.


:D

LordEden 07-24-2010 10:17 AM

I've already been to all your fucking websites and listened to most of the music links. I couldn't properly make fun of your music tastes otherwise ;).

Seriously... is there anyone in this fucking thread that doesn't play golf?

*****

I made a graph to show the age range of this thread. For your fucking viewing pleasure.

http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/o...g?t=1279995778

NASCAR_Junkie 07-24-2010 11:09 AM

I don't fuckin' play fuckin' golf. Borin' ass fuckin' game if you ask me. Who the fuck wants to watch a fuckin' li'l white fuckin' ball bounce around all fuckin' day, and fuckin' try to get it in a li'l fuckin' hole. Fuck that, fuckin' motherfuckers. LOL

Fly 07-24-2010 12:12 PM

nice fucking graph Eden you fuck..........old fuckers..........i like that.


prick.



oh ..........and now we have some new fucker in here slammin' the fucking game of golf.you guys even know that the beer cart girls are usually pretty fuckin' sweet?

didn't fucking think so.

LordEden 07-24-2010 04:38 PM

One of the last fucking places I worked (kitchen wise) in college, the girls had to wear schoolgirl uniforms (catholic) while working. The fucking people who owned the restaurant also owned the clubhouse at the golf course. Girls from the fucking restaurant could work at the club house too. They had to wear their uniforms tho. Clubhouse revenue went up 250%.

NASCAR_Junkie 07-24-2010 06:30 PM

Fuck fly. I'm not a fuckin' new guy. I've fuckin' been around a fuckin' while.

Fly 07-25-2010 04:14 AM

ah fuck it............

uncle phil 07-25-2010 04:38 AM

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Ourcrazymodern? 07-25-2010 10:03 AM

More fucking people need to know that fucking nuns have more fucking fashion-sense than they fucking pretend to.

Jove 07-25-2010 02:02 PM

Family fucking reunions are fucking weird.

raging moderate 07-25-2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2808250)
One of the last fucking places I worked (kitchen wise) in college, the girls had to wear schoolgirl uniforms (catholic) while working. The fucking people who owned the restaurant also owned the clubhouse at the golf course. Girls from the fucking restaurant could work at the club house too. They had to wear their uniforms tho. Clubhouse revenue went up 250%.

that's fucking excellent

uncle phil 07-26-2010 02:40 AM

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Xerxys 07-26-2010 04:01 AM

Camel Fucking Toe!!

Tophat665 07-26-2010 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2808250)
One of the last fucking places I worked (kitchen wise) in college, the girls had to wear schoolgirl uniforms (catholic) while working. The fucking people who owned the restaurant also owned the clubhouse at the golf course. Girls from the fucking restaurant could work at the club house too. They had to wear their uniforms tho. Clubhouse revenue went up 250%.

Big fucking surprise, that. Read and weep your fucking eyes out:
Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Ourcrazymodern? 07-26-2010 06:34 AM

I fucking cried until I laughed.

noodle 07-26-2010 09:44 AM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Fly 07-26-2010 04:33 PM

fuckin' noodle has a dilema.........need a fucking hug or what?

noodle 07-26-2010 05:12 PM

S's surgery went fuckin' better than expected so I'm fuckin' better now.
Even though I fucking hate my future fucking father-in-law with a passion.

My new fucking dilemma?
I bought a bottle of red and a giant Stella.
I did not buy a bottle opener nor a fucking wine bottle opener.
Fuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhck me.

Fly 07-26-2010 06:32 PM

take the fucking Stella,and apply a lighter to it to pop that fucker open........you know what i fucking mean right?

or a pair of pliers,or fucking buck knife or the fucking back end of a spoon.........and pry that bitch off of your fucking fist........

LordEden 07-26-2010 06:36 PM

Fucking hell Noodle, I know you are smarter than that.



*****

Grab a sharp knife, jam that thing into the cork of the wine bottle. Twist and pull at the same time. Pull the cork out. Now you have an open bottle of wine and bottle of stella.

Please fucking do both of these BEFORE you start drinking.

*****

(This was pretty fucking cool too)


uncle phil 07-27-2010 02:50 AM

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Jove 07-27-2010 07:11 AM

Time for serious fucking business.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-27-2010 11:09 AM

As fucking if!

Fly 07-27-2010 06:22 PM

fucking leverage is the ticket...........nice fucking find Eden

uncle phil 07-28-2010 02:35 AM

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noodle 07-28-2010 06:24 AM

Apparently a full recovery means back to BJJ. Cauliflower ear, fuck yeah!!!

Jove 07-28-2010 07:33 AM

That cat needs to calm the fuck down.

Fly 07-29-2010 02:18 AM

fuckin' cats.

uncle phil 07-29-2010 02:50 AM

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Fly 07-29-2010 04:41 PM

one.

more.

fucking.

day.

CaliLivChick 07-29-2010 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2808193)
You are golfing now fly? When did you join the fucking old man club?

Joined the fucking old man club a few dates after I met my ex-husband.

Oh, wait, we weren't talking about that kind of fucking, were we?

fuck. fucked up again.

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Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2808510)

fuck phil, you find the greatest pictures. and that hang may be from labial piercings... it looks like she might have a pair, but it's hard to tell on my tiny little fucking screen.

LordEden 07-29-2010 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliLivChick (Post 2809712)
Joined the fucking old man club a few dates after I met my ex-husband.

Oh, wait, we weren't talking about that kind of fucking, were we?

fuck. fucked up again.

Unless you are fucking a golf club, then no, we got our channels fucking crossed there.

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Originally Posted by CaliLivChick (Post 2809712)

fuck phil, you find the greatest pictures. and that hang may be from labial piercings... it looks like she might have a pair, but it's hard to tell on my tiny little fucking screen.

Or.... she could just hiding a fucking roast beef sandwich there. I knew a chick that looked like that from birth.

CaliLivChick 07-29-2010 07:34 PM

fucking hate when the labia are compared to roast beef... fuckin sick.

uncle phil 07-30-2010 02:43 AM

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