I didn't know that my fucking "sitz" bones could hurt this bad.
I suspect they're going to start fucking hurting waaaay fucking worse very soon.

Some pictures are worth a thousand fucking words...that one has sweet fuck-all.

How are your fucking sitz bones, noodle?

Fuck me if I don't understand the fucking rules.

When I don't understand the rules, I make my own fucking rules up.

As you no doubt fucking noticed, so do I, but I'm fucking fond of fucking traditions, too.

Tradition fucking has become a tradition.

Now fucking what?

Put your dirty tongue in my fucking mouth.

But I barely fucking know you OCM, but I'm game.

...& say it like you fucking mean it.

This is my first fucking post on this site!

Now maybe it will quit telling me to fucking post already.

What's the fucking deal with showing up 15 mintues early to your shift and it being "on time"? That makes no fucking sense.

What the fuck is up with this sudden sharp pain in my head. Fucking ouch.

That's a fucking headache, by Jove....

The air is like fucking soup today.

The fucking rain has left these buildings for awhile. It's fucking beautiful out this evening.

howdy fuckers...........back from the fucking bush.

Fucking welcome back Fly, glad to see you around civilized lands once again.

Phil, I love that fucking pic.

Fly must be pretty...fucking...busy, since he hasn't fulfilled your fucking prediction.

good to fucking be back.........

Phil, that picture you posted of a cartoon dragon saying "fuck you, I'm a dragon". I'm currently usuing that as my iPhone background. Nice. Good fucking find old man. You might still be useful to keep around.
For a fucking bit.

That sounds like yet another fucking reminder that youth is too good to be wasted...

...you're fucking wonderful!

I'm at the motherfucking airport! No liquor for me to drink tho... damn you regional airport.

so, who's going fucking where?

I'm going to fucking Ohio where I will spend three days with cinn then she flies back to nort cacalacky with me. For fucking good.

Fucking good for both of you, I daresay.

my mother fucking face hurts like a motherfucker.

I'm in motherfucking Ohio.

Fucking food poisoning :confused:, this shit fucking sucks, sucks big fucking hairy fucking balls of fucking pain and vomit, fucking food poisoning, fucking motherfucker, :mad: aaarrrrgggghhhh! :grumpy:

Yeah, I'm fucking mad and fucking grumpy now, and tomorrow I will be fucking sore and one tired motherfucker. FUCK!

That was fun, I feel a little better, not, I'm just fucking lying.

Eden: Welcome to the motherfucking mid west where you promptly want to get the fuck out.

And what the fuck is up with this cold/sinus problem I am having? Go the fuck away.

There are too many mother fucking snakes on this motherfuckin' plane.

fuck me am i ever tired