fuck that soft little thing, gimme a bondage bear any day.

Like throwing-up-in-the-mouth or fucked-in-the-head sick? I only fucking nibble on them as if I wanted a sandwich. -you got any fucking rope?

Now those are fucking eggs.

i have to go collect my fucking eggs this morning.

I want some free range eggs fly. Send me some fucking eggs.

fuck you..........come visit and you can have all the eggs you fucking want bro........


i might even cook a steak with eggs for breaky like i'm fuckin' gonna do today around noon.........


bbq...here i fucking come baby.

Excellent fucking brownies.

My baby is fucking mobile now, w00t!

got me a big ass fucking salmon for the BBQ tonight

I'd fucking bet it's not as pretty as yours.

doesn't even come fucking close bro.......:D

We need to give fucking directions to that fucking cat.

Well, after last night, hate to say it, but throwing up in the mouth sick... this fuckin' broad got all pissy at the sex club last night because we walked into the fucking dungeon area and wanted to do some needle play. She said she's got a fuckin' needle phobia, and if we do anything with needles or blood, she'd fuckin' throw up. Apparently, we became fuckin' disrespectful for wanting to do needle play in the area made for it, and she should be able to keep her nasty fuckin' ass just hanging around in the dungeon, not even knowing what a fuckin' scene is!

fuck me was the salmon fucking stellar..........



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1280763537

Holy fucking salmon!!
Trade you for some chili...

i wish we fucking could noodle............would love to try your chili baby.......

Where the hell is my fucking running skills?

what the fuck? since when did running become a fucking skill?

Since I found the fuck out that the cops have a fucking warrant out for my arrest!

cat looks like there's a bit of fucking attitude going on

you fuckin' think?

got a fucking second interview tomorrow! cross y'all's fucking fingers for me. =)

I owe you this crossing since I fucked up your prediction. Good fucking luck!

No phil, fuck you! ;-D

When the fuck did gas stations stop selling pens and start selling ipod car adapters?

Quite a while after they stopped washing your windows for you.

fuck her.........^

When you're fucking right, you're fucking alright - where's my fucking edit-for-free card?

Fuck 'em all. Except Cinn, cause I love her.

I'd ask what the fuck's love got do to with it, but I fucking know.

phil, that pic of your niece is fuckin' hawt... love the nipple piercings... you ever hit that? ;)

will hopefully fuckin' have a new job on Tuesday (they like to wait three fucking days... s'okay, i can wait... fuckin' grrrr), keep your fuckin' fingers crossed! we'll excuse any fucking typos y'all make by typing with fuckin' crossed fingers. :D

If that's Philly's niece, I'm fucking moving in with the uncle.

With cinn... of course... we can share her. Then post the fucking pictures.

fuck yeah!!!