It's May, it's May, the fucking month of May!

It is the first of may, to bad I have no fucking money to do anything today.

...simple fucking pleasures, then, like this fucking palindrome.

I need a fucking massage.
I forgot how different asphalt is than a treadmill.
Even my sinuses hurt.
And now I'm going to go plant our organic community garden.
Fuckin' eh, I hurt.

drunk as fuck last night.

hair of the fucking dog today bitches.........

In itself a form of fucking intervention. Have a good one, you manly fucker.

I plan on fucking doing nothing today.

Before you do that, go make my fucking prediction correct.

fucking tires this afternoon...

There is no one at fucking work today... it's weird.

fuck it all!

Life not going the way you want?
Have you had it up to here?
Is it time to call it quits?

Try Fuckitol SM!


Fuckitol is the trade name of Hydrocyanic acid.
Side effects may include: cessation of breathing. cessation of heartbeat. rigor mortis. total inability to give a fuck about anything. occasional drowsiness. Do not operate a motor vehicle or heavy machinery while using fuckitol.

Fuck? Fuckitol? Sure doc, load me the fuck down.

like you need to be fucking loaded down pal.


where as I,am getting fucking loaded up.and yes,i like to fucking start early fuckers

this stuff?

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you fucking forgot to say fuck in there phil..........

Someone hit my fucking car in my work parking lot and drove the FUCK OFF. Fucking ASSHOLES.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

well...just...FUCK IT ALL!!! :)

Fuck the TPC. Okay, well, thank you wives for your donations to our program.
But, fuck you, Tiger Woods. Too cool to come say hi to some kids?!
And the fuckin' traffic. ARRRRRGH.
Sooo not looking forward to this fucking morning at Sawgrass Plantation.
Want my fuckin' ticket, Phil? :lol:

If I didn't have to be there for work...

It's fucking hump day.

with knowing what i fucking gotta do at work today,i'm gonna get fucked.........

Fucking wonderful start to it, right?

I agree, fuck it.

Where'd we be the fuck without it?

Fuck Pharaohs

Tut fucking Tut! What the fuck did a pharaoh ever do to you?

I just watched a boring fucken episode of Sliders.
It had a Pharaoh in it.
I blame him for being fucken boring.

I'm not fucking familiar, but at the risk of being boring, y'all know what I used to tell my fucking kids...

I don't know how to fucking study for tests anymore. I think I turned that part of my brain off and fucking forgot about it.

Sliders

It's a fucken pretty old tv series.
I bought it recently...
Current day tv is fucken boring.
;)

Fuck you accounting, I don't want to sit through 4 hours of this fucking shit.

So let it be fucking written.
So fucking let it be done.

fucking hockey team sucked major ass tonight..........fuck me.


there goes the fucking cup...............bastards.

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck...

That's what I'm fucking talking about.