Can't make fucking breakfast with no food, I just moved in monday, so I got nothing to eat in the house. I had 1-egg (scrambled), hasbrowns (extra crispy), sasuage, toast, and sweet tea. It was fucking good.

Fuck this paper.
I want a fuckin' graham cracker.

wow that sounds like a good fuckin breakast! Im having cream of wheat, its a fucking classic.

i had and am still fucking having beer for breakfast..........


fuck yeah!

fucking monday again?

Fuck Monday, shit needs to die.

you fucking okay now Eden?

where the fuck are the cars?

fuckin' rain......

I'm fucking ok, I suck at math and was fucking up how much I *thought* I was going to make. I got the right numbers and did some number crunching with the correct figures. I'm not scared anymore. Mostly.

How are you fuckers?

i hate fucking waiting for car parts,these fucking brakes could've been done a loooooong fucking time ago.

I hate trying to fucking communicate...mostly. Okay, I'm fucking lying, but I suck at it.

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shit - s'posed to be a fucking gif...

Fucking shit up again old man?

The fucking smoking ban is happening in 2 days and my place of employment is prohibiting people from smoking on fucking premise. My coworkers are going to be fucking pissed.

Set the fucking building on fire. Fuck 'em.

fuckin' eh, it's LADIES' NIGHT!

Can I fucking come? You can dress me up & take fucking pictures.

OCM, you are a fucking freak, and that is a big fucking part of why I like you so fucking much.

I neglected to thank you for understanding fucking compost.

All ya'll are freaks.... but I still want to fucking go with noodle to ladies' night. You see the size of those fucking drinks!

you see the price?

Who fucking cares, noodle is paying.

Also, you forgot to say fuck, you old coot.

Fuck you, I'm not paying.
It's LADIES' NIGHT.
The fuckin' Blood Orange Manhattan and the Sizchuan Mary were fucking fantastic.
The Mary was Absolut Peppar, jalapeno juice, tomato juice and spices, and the Manhattan was bourbon and blood orange bitters with a splash of sweet vermouth. Fuck yes.


ANNNNNNNNNND, I even brought my man home some ice cream from Kilwin's. I am the fucking bomb, baby.

HAha!
WesTrac fucken did that here in Australia last year.
Fucken country wide.
Smoke free fucking workplace.

I don't fucken care.
I don't smoke fucken tabacco.

I thought it was fucking funny for those fucked smokers.
They gave out free fucken patches n shit for everyone to quit.

Fuckers.
What do we non-smokers get?

off to fucking work i guess........

That'll calm you fucking down. No fucking guessing about it.

fucking raindrops outside...

going fucking bonkers here........

Fucking 6am start of work, FUCK THAT.

The only way to avoid such things is fucking self-employment.

I don't feel like fucking studying for fucking accounting.

Does that fucking surprise you? I'm probably fucked-up for asking.

Dude, I'm so fucking sick of placebo effects and wait-lists.
And I do NOT want to talke about "best practices" tomorrow after walking a 10k.
FUUCK studying. I'm going to have fuckin' sushi and try to convince people to go see a movie.

My nap fucking ROCKED.

Kick-Ass = Fucking Suck-Ass.

keep the fucking rain away bitch,i have a fucking side job and need the fucking cash

Fuck you rain for postponing my fucking run.