who the fuck you callin' an old fucker,fucker?

anybody over fucking 18 is fucking old to the hobbit...

i wish i could fucking sleep,fuck me am i tired.

Keep your fucking pants on, noodle. If it weren't for all the fucking orcs, ents, pondsquids, and balrogs, it'd fucking be there lickityfuckingsplit. Or you want they should load it on a giant fucking eagle and fucking airlift it to you?

Don't have a fucking goat, okay?

Just fucking dandy by me. Never did like fucking goats. Stinky little fuckers.

Somebody makes delicious fucking cheese out of them.

A fucking men.
But it's gonna be some other poor fucker than me wot goes out before the fucking sun is up to fondle a stinky fucking goats nipples.

You're fucking right. That's how I feel about fucking butchery.

well, fuck...just fuck...

Fucking friday

My fucking back hurts. Fuck.

I'm not a young chicken, you old coot, I'm coming close to the 30 mark myself. That said, I'm calling Fly, Phil, OCM all old fuckers. 'Cause ya'll are all old fuckers.

It's fucking Friday! I get paid today!

WB, Tophat, haven't seen you posting in here for awhile.

I'm more content being called an old fucker than being one. Too bad time is so fucking determinate.

Thanks, Eden. I've been pretty fucking busy.
Time itself is a Motherfucker.

No one here is fucking old or maybe I have a fucking warped perception of age since working at this goddamn fucking nursing home.

fuck I'm bored

that's fucking obvious

Hey, Fuck you! Maybe we fucking like it here okay? Fuck, we don't HAVE to be bored to fuckin' hang the fuck around. FUCK!

You know for someone that fucking says this place is great, I don't even see you post in this fucking thread.

Also, welcome salem.

Going out on the town, fucking YEAH!

Hey, I'm a little fuckin late, but that's o-fucking-k by me. Enjoy your night on the fuckin town! I'm gonna do some fucking dishes :(

I just keep reminding myself that it's at least not fucking headgear, right?!
This shite fucking hurts. Fucking sadists.

ooh you've got fuckin headgear? That fuckin sucks. I'm ridiculously fuckin glad I never got fuckin headgear. Got those fuckin braces though...

hey, all you fucks...

nope... at least it's NOT fucking headgear. braces and a new fuckin' temp crown that looks like a plank... I'm fuckin' hideous. Straight up.

fuckin' eh..........big time fucking hangover......maybe even still a little pissed

At least you fucking know what to do about it.

Would you like some fucking feta?

The lady next to me is really fucking crazy.
Just felt the need to reiterate this ... with emphasis.

Oh fuck noodle, how long do you have to keep that fuckin shit?

And hey fucker phil, what's up?

and you're the fucking sane one?


riiiiiiiiiiiiiightttttttt............


:D

I thought that needed a little fucking with its emphasis...

I just skipped to the end to give my fucking two cents.

It's my girl's fucking birthday! Everyone say happy fucking birthday to Cinn!

Also, Noodle, fucking kill the crazy lady with fire.

Welcome Skinkforguv to the coolest thread in the nonsense/funzone/old fucking timers club.

Happy Fuckin birthday Cinn! It's my fucin awesome nephews fuckin fathers birthday to! I fuckin love that guy, even if it doesnt fucin sound like it!

The lady I fuckin' identified as crazy was harassing a chihuahua and working on a collage of magazine photos with a glue stick... disembodied russian and chinese dollheads with a cobra.

She won the fuckin' crazy award.

fuck you with the old timers shit you fucker........i only got 10 years on you.

I need fucking breakfast, I wonder if any places in this smelly, po-dunk, one horse town serves it all day. Let's find out.

*****

Yeah, but when you convert that from Canadian Years to American Years, that's like 20 fucking years. Gotta hate those rising exchange rates.

only on your fucking side of the fence maybe........

fuck it..........go eat your fucking breakfast pal.



:D

Hey, you should make me some fuckin breakfast! What the fuck are you having anyways?