I got cracked in the jaw last night with a door, so i'll go with the left hook, to spread out the damage.

And the next question is?

Ask me a question. I'm attention starved at the moment.

chodarama: tell us all about your unnatural fetish for Bender.

phredgreen: what is in your left front pants pocket right now?

william_wallace: ass man or tit man?

"Little Willy"
Written by: Nick Chinn and Mike Chapman
Performed by: Sweet
Year: 1973

I'll take another if'n yer still askin'.

What's so "unnatural" about dressing up as a badass robot and singing to bjork in my office while obsessing over this hot married chick down the hall?

is this some kind of trick question? i'm not wearing any pants right now.

but normally...

i keep my phone and my wallet in the left front pocket of my pants.

next?

I'm in

The latter of course! The thing is great!

Next? ;)

I'll give it a shot. (If I remember where this post is)

John_Gault (good job on the last question. took ya a while, but better late than never): should I give flyman any more questions, assuming he requests another?

phredgreen: have you got any lint in your bellybutton at this very moment? if so, what color is it?

galaxygirl: "I swalllow too, for all of the reasons listed above,unless, of course, Sir prefers to put it somewhere else. Like Nikki and siN said sometimes I prefer to feel it running down my face." damn girl, I LOVE your attitude. will you marry me? oh shit, never mind, Im already married. your question: please talk more about facials and how you like to feel it on your face. feel free to go into excessive detail. did I mention that I have a raging hardon right now?

GakFace: does it bother you that your name could be construed by someone with a facial fetish (like me for instance) as a euphemism for facial cumshot? why or why not?

hotzot: 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did..." did what?

Nah... For the fun answer... It would make people think I'm horny.. and if you get me started.. well, I could get Worlds King rethinking that "King" part ;)

As for the more serious answer? Not too many people think of that actually.. Most people ask me what a "GakFace" is, which i feel is more fitting, as because the point was that people wouldn't know.. I'm odd, and thus an odd name. It comes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...(my best guess, just came to me one day.... pardon the pun. haha) when donnie and Casey Jones were yelling names at each other. Most importantly, I learned the hard way not to care what people really think about me. People are allowed to THINK what they want, just as i'm allowed to ignore those who don't ask. Besides that, asking is what starts a conversation and leads to friendship.... but now i'm about to leave the subject.

Oh and to note... My name has nothing to do with a Fatial Fetish as I do not find it appealing. You're the first I think to ask that... So you're either the first to think it, or the smart one who asked. Either way I applaud you.

Yeah you don't like questions, but i guess i made a habit of it.... you said, "(Like me for instance)"... Did that imply you construed me to be someone with the facial fantasy? or that you are 'somone with a fatial fetish'?

Next? ;)

[add-in] So what do you think of Sion, when my alias has the nickname of Gak? :D [add-in]

Ahh, the age-old question of T vs. A. I'm going to say tits, as they are both fun, and make excelent pillows.

editied for my stupidity: forgot to ask for another question.

what else would you like to know?

I think I might just be in.

One more Qeustion, 80)

Ask and ye shall receive. Even for insect half breeds.


I, too, would like another.

I'll play along....hit me with one.

at this very moment i have a small bit of lint in there... mostly white from my teeshirt, with a little blue and a bit more fur.

let's ask me something meaningful...

IM IN

What would you ask of me, child?

Grumpy
Old
Dude

I'm in......ask me....

K, I'm in.

umm im not quite sure what that means but yes. Yes i do.

GakFace: the person with the facial fetish is me. I can't help it. anytime i see or hear the word face, my mind flashes on facial, if only for a moment. your next question: on the planet Gordock in the Flurbidge nebula is a race of beings who call themselves Dustulians. describe them.

william_wallace: where's that $20 you owe me from last summer?

zfleebin: iz zee flea bin where you keep your fleas?

rabidy: why are there no brown jelly beans?

John_Gault: what kind of rope is best for making a noose?

mongo: which of the following movies would you watch with a first date: Lust in the Dust, Cafe Flesh, or Flesh Gordon?

phredgreen: "let's ask me something meaningful..." phred, the questions are mine to ask how I see fit. your question: are electronic devices the bane of modern intellectual growth or just fun to play with? nah, screw that, tell me more about that bellybutton lint.

jmf1234: is your capslock button stuck?

grumpyolddude: since when is a man of 36 years a child? unless yer my dad. is that you dad? hows mom?

JoeyB: whats the best way to capitalize on a ridiculously large forehead? advertising or as a screen for portable projection devices?

noodle: spaghetti, rigatoni or egg?

Sorry man, I got bored, spent it on a handle of cheap vodka, got realy, realy drunk, and when I woke up, I was the mayor of a small town in Maine.

I'll take "Next Question" for $300 in yak hair.

hmm, Perhaps because few people would like to eat litle brown nuggetts.

ask again, 80)

Why, hemp rope, of course. Hemp is good for everything.

It's not too elastic, not too brittle. Just right to snap the neck for a quick, painless, humane hanging.

Anything else you'd like to know. I'll answer another if you ask.

John_Gault: Olive Oyl, virgin, extra virgin, or extra extra virgin?

rabidy: what kind of car do you drive? why?

william_wallace: what is your favortie single cell organism?

NO I JUST THOUGHT YOU WOULDNT NOTICE IT if i didnt have the caps lock on

OK, now I'm back from vacation. Can I get back in?

I dont drive, so i dont own one, 80)

Let The Inquisition Continue!

No....

Ahhhh. Finally philosophical question into which I can sink my intellectual teeth.

She's none of the above. They don't call her "The Slut of Sweethaven" fer nuthin.


I would like some more please.

so you're asking if they're mindless or simply mindless entertainment? ;)

i think the application has alot to do with this judgement. pda's that hold all of your address book information, account balances, and other vital info create a convenience that encourages one's energies to be spent elsewhere than just keeping track of one's loose ends. graphing calculators with near-instantaneous functions that used to take engineers and scientists days to work out by hand. mobile technology that allows one to stay in contact with others regardless of their global location - AND figure out exactly where they are within metres.

on the other hand...

who here has played witha tamagotchi? howsabout spending an entire day (not just a couple hours, a whole damn day) on that playstation gaming marathon? how many people have spent hours texting people who were no more than three feet away via im's or mobile phones?

for all of the amazing advances in technology, there are ups and downs. practical uses and leaps of imagination that far outreach what was once possible... as well as creating more mindless enternainment that do very little to further society but do much to keep their faces glued to a screen and their money flowing to consumer electronics companies. you decide whether we're getting the short end of the stick.


oyeah... the lint was pretty sparse today. wore an older shirt, so there wasn't as much to rub off.

next?

I'm going to go with yeast, because it lets us make beer.

Time to spin the wheel of misfortune for the next question.

Nope, its my impersonation of the dutch speaking locals in amsterdam. And if it was I would pronounce it as 'the fleebin' cause im bad at french. would you have more questions of me?

The Dustulians are now extinct. As the Vodkarnians finally got the best of them. You see Dustulians and Vodkarnians used to live together in harmony. In fact, thanx to the Dustulians, Gordock was the most beautiful planet in all of Flurbidge. Originally.. way back in the time like they were both Gordocks (Gordo-k-ks) of the planet Gordock (Gordo-k-k). There was then a civil war, although no one reallys knows why, as all documentation was destroyed. None the less there were then two opposing peoplings of the world. Eventually the became friends, as i said before, but this was very short lived. Perhaps the Vodkarnians still hated the Dustulians.. No one will ever know as Vodkarnians are incapable of telling you the real answer. Now that I've given some backstory, let me describe to who these people were. See after the battle.. The Dustulians seemed to clean everything in sight.. any bodies or trashed squares (throwing squares are my weapon of choice) were cleaned up. Maybe the disliked them, Who knows... I never never really cared. But they dusted everything, and i mean EVERYTHING. I believe that Dustulians was a fitting name as they did dust, but I did not know why the dusted until they were gone.... forever. See they would dust all the time as they were SEVERELY allergic to dust. If there was dust in the area they were susceptable to dying. They sure made the planet nice..... aww the memories. I am sure glad I researched all this, as I was hoping someone would ask my for my knowledge. Anyways, they are now dead... Whats that you say? You know how they died? Yeah i suppose you're right.. they died from dust. BUT WAIT!!!!!!!! thats the how, not the why. Remember how I said the Vodkarnians probably still hated the Dustulians? Well what happened is the the Vodkarnians invented a sweet tasting Vodka (hence the name they were given). It wasn't their FIRST Vodka.. as they had to get the name. So they gave it the vodka name and added subtitle, much like you see with 7 UP(side down) and Pepsi (twist). This new Vodka was in reverse order, it was.. Tilted Vodka. The Dustulians liked the sweet taste and it was very potent too!!! Sadly for the Dustulians, they got soooooooo toasted, that dust was able to build on the floor. Then they passed out... Dust on the floor.. their breathing apparatuses now on the floor... yeah they died. Sadly, as i said before Vadkarnians cannot tell you this.. as they are on vodka! The only reason I could tell you, is because a new Vodka has been created where they mix the Dust with the Vodka, good reviews so far.. I am the last of the Beta Testers, thus I had to be sober. You got lucky and asked me on the right day!

BTW... I liked the Dustulians, after i downed one bottle, i just dropped it for another, as the Dustulians always cleaned up after me!:)



So.... Sion... Glad you asked me such a question? I'm very knowledgable. So Sion where do you post most?

I'll take a question for the Dustulians... :)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sion
grumpyolddude: since when is a man of 36 years a child? unless yer my dad. is that you dad? hows mom?


Sion, your playful wit and energetic mind keep you young and child-like. They speak of a continueing spiritual and intellectual growth. You have the young soul of a child.

Am I your dad? I won't submit a DNA sample without a warrant.

Mom's still hot!

Another question?

G rumpy
O ld
D ude

G_Whiz: when was the last time you "wrote" your name in the snow?

rabidy: "I dont drive, so i dont own one." pray tell, WHY dont you drive? have you ever driven? what about a motorcycle?

John_Gault: wanna smell my finger?

phredgreen: why are all the Baum's green? are you a green Baum?

william_wallace: you still fucking goats in your spare time? or have you graduated to sheep yet?

zfleebin: besides Kentucky Fried Chicken, name three other things that are "finger lickin' good."

grumpyolddude: which is older, you or television? which is better?

I do NOT wanna smell your finger.

I do wanna answer another question.

I've moved beyond mere farm animals to drive-by gazelle fucking.

:: steps up to the plate for another question ::