I have Driven, and im Very Bad at it, the world is a safer place with me on the bus, 80)

mongo: which of the following movies would you watch with a first date: Lust in the Dust, Cafe Flesh, or Flesh Gordon?


Hmmm.....Have not seen any of them myself but if I had to pick one,I'd say Lust in the Dust sounds interesting...Why not.

Did I ever get a question? Can't find it in the thread if I did. I got busy playing with the kids and feel behind in my reading, I guess!

okay. first off, you're fired. you made me crack open my webster just to try and find baum, and when i didn't find anything i hadta google it. i was only lucky to make the general connection that baum is german for tree. are you trying to take advantage of my two years of near-failed high school german?

anyways... most trees are green because of photosynthesis. apparently the cells that carry out this process are green. go figure. am i a green tree? no. my roots aren't very well planted, so i'm not really all that green.

next question, in english?

Of course, I'm older than my television! In fact, I'm even older than my BetaMax and Pong combined! But I sense a deeper searching in your question.

If I were to suggest that I were older than TELEVISION, I might be accused of bellieving that there was once a time WITHOUT television! My Self, that's just crazy talk!

Better than television? Broadcast...definitely, but cable or dish.....ooooohhhhh!!!!!

John_Gault: do you want to smell Nikki's or Jadz' finger? I know I do.

william_wallace: how many drunken angels can dance on the head of a pinhead?

galaxygirl: yes you did get a question, it is on page 5 of the thread. but I'll save you the search time and reprint it here.

galaxygirl: "I swalllow too, for all of the reasons listed above,unless, of course, Sir prefers to put it somewhere else. Like Nikki and siN said sometimes I prefer to feel it running down my face." damn girl, I LOVE your attitude. will you marry me? oh shit, never mind, Im already married. your question: please talk more about facials and how you like to feel it on your face. feel free to go into excessive detail. did I mention that I have a raging hardon right now?

mongo: "Have not seen any of them myself but if I had to pick one,I'd say Lust in the Dust sounds interesting...Why not." Cafe Flesh and Flesh Gordon are porn films (natch), but neither of them are standard porn fare. Cafe Flesh (early eighties) is like porn film noir (sorta) while Flesh Gordon (early seventies) is a porn parody of the old Flash Gordon serials. Either of these might make for interesting first date viewing if your date is an open-minded person.

Lust in the Dust, however, is a TOTALLY different animal. I suggest you google it and read up on it before you subject a date to it charms. At least, if you want to ever see that date again.

care to go again?

phredgreen: um, er, you are over analyzing the last question phred. I'll give you another go at it. here is a hint: Spirit in the Sky, by Norman ________. When you can fill in that blank, go back and reread the question.

Sniff sniff sniff. I'm all over that.

Provided I have their approval, of course.

I'm still kind of enjoying this thread. I'll take another, preferably something with a little intellectual meat this time. Sniffing fingers is great and all, but let's have a challenge.

Dude.. i Said i'd take another question for the sake of the Dustulians.. Hit me up!!!

John_Gault: Do not question the questions, John, they are as they are, and no man or woman can control them. your next: ellucidate the differences between a holy diver and a muffler bearing? of the two, which is more responsible for the current economic downturn America is experiencing?

GakFace: sorry GF. reading your excellent write up of the Dustullian/Vodkarnian conflict made me very thirsty. So I fixed myself several PA screwdrivers and before you could say Flurbidge nebula, I was totally shitfaced. as a result, I forgot to give you your next question. it is as follows: have you seen my carkeys? last time I saw them was when I was reading your excellent write up of te Dustullian/Vodkarnian conflict. I remember getting very thirsty...

Don't know how I missed thast question! My favortie type of facial is an oatmeal scrub. Oh, you meant the other kind?

Well, I like the way it feels warm and and wet, and runs across my cheek. What more is there to say about it?

are we all done with this game?

ask me another

are you done? If not.... I'm IN!!!!! you ask some cool questions YO! lol

Ahh, One More For Old Times Sake, 80)

Atropos4: what ever happened to Atropos numbers 1, 2 and 3? Admit it, you killed them didnt you? Tied them up and sank them to the bottom of the internet...

bondagegirl: what is the best type of rope for tying someone up with before spanking them? will you spank me?

rabidy: Pledge or Endust, which makes a better lube for masturbation?

Neither, Much to harsh, dont want any harsh chemicals near little rabidy, :eek:
Ill stick to a nice water based lube thank you, :D

ill get in you post whore

I'll play blinggity!

Well isn't killing people Atropos's job? As for how, I'm not in charge of that area, Only in cutting the life thread.




*insight* the four is actually just my lucky number and my favorite number . Has been for as long as I can remember.

Too funny... Lubes, killing people and bondage, kinky mood?

Hmm well personally I like Multi Filament Polypropylene, which is soft and ties real well. My favorite site for this and other awesome fun products is http://Rainbowrope.com! Check it out! Hmm and about spanking you of course baby!!! lol

may I have another?

reconmike: post whore huh? who has an avatar already and who doesnt? your question: Marlboro, Lucky Strikes or Camel, which is the manlier smoke?

orange monkeyee: yer really a baboon, arent you?

Atropos4: "Well isn't killing people Atropos's job?...cutting the life thread." thank you for revealing that. I knew I recognized the name from somewhere, but couldnt place it. I was thinking Atropos was one of the Muses. another?

bondagegirl: can you have another? "of course baby!!!" your next question: do you prefer dom or sub?

Hmm dom or sub? whatever you want baby...lol, no really whatever I'm in the mood for. I love to be tied up and you know called all the sweet dirty names, but on the other hand... I love to spank some ass!!! lol


mmmm keep m' cumming, I mean ,coming sorry!

bondage girl: are you flirting with me? and have you or are you planning on posting a pic in the exhibition forum?

lol Is that my new question? Well first, maybe, and for the second I'm new to the whole thing so I dunno what I can do yet. lol this is fun! ask me another!!!!

I'm in, bring it donkeyman :D

bondagegirl: do you find Bauhaus (the artistic movement, not the band) pretentious?

-Ever-: clear or ready?

hmmm that was non climactic! lol Damn and I got a hard one (I mean a hard question). I really don't know much about the bauhaus movement. All i know is that it was mainly designs in lamps, chair, & etc right?. Sorry for the lame answer, it's too late!

Any more cool questions? send m' my way! Very interested in what you'll ask next!

bondagegirl: ever been airtight?

to answer your first question, i had my legs well into the air to get this av,
and lucky non-filtered ofcourse.

ask away

Fairly easy answer... Never

I've only been in the snow about 3 times in my life. My parents moved to California to get away from it. I've never enjoyed the cold enough to make snow part of my life.

hehe, liked that did ya? I think you just got a glimpse into my fucked up mind... i did that all off the whim too.
Where are you keys? Well you know how they can suck an egg into a container that it normally can't fit in? Well, seeing that I suggest you go look at some Vodka Bottles, I bet they are in one of those somehow... Guess you'll have to finish one off tho, as i don't know HOW you'll get the king ring back thru without breaking the bottle. Eh oh well, more reason to drink! never a bad thing.

After you sober back up... well enough to type up another question.. I'll be waiting with Light Saber in hand. :D

Atropos4: is it cold in here or is it just me?

GakFace: ok, so I found my keys. they were in the freezer, frozen halfway into a log of brie cheese, and covered in vaseline. dont ask me why or how, coz vodka is the great memory eraser, for me at least. anyway, what was I talking about?

Well since I can't ask "cold in where?"
I'll have to say yes it is cold in here . My fingers are icesicles.

i know that you're the one asking the questions but, What do you mean by airtight? Like zip lock or tupperware? lol

bondagegirl: "airtight" is a sexual term, referring to a woman have all three of her orifices (orifi?) filled at the same time.

wow I didn't know that!! Cool you learn something everyday! Nope not all three holes at a time! two at once though, with a toy and my boy.

next...

bondagegirl: orifices or orifi?

I couldn't tell you for sure, but i can suggest that i'd think twice about eating that Log of Brie Cheese. it got a twinky filling, except its one part vaseline and one part um.... yeah.. ;) I suggest getting rid of the cheese...

Throw Me A Frickin' Bone Here! ('nother question please:D)

Sounds fun. Let's rock.