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Memalvada 04-25-2003 06:51 AM

Im in too :D

Sion 04-25-2003 08:42 AM

william_wallace: will, willie, william, bill, billie, billiam, or Double W?

flyman: gellin' like a felon or chillin' like a villain?

double: mu shu pork or Gen. Tsao's chicken?

Memalvada: Mulva?

Sion 04-25-2003 08:44 AM

general question for any and all players to answer if they so chose:

How in HELL could the Lakers lose two in a row to the fuggin' T'wolves? HOW, I ask you, HOW?

william_wallace 04-25-2003 08:56 AM

Will preferably. I've got a random Billiam before, and Liam once.

As for the general question, I place the blame squarely on the shoulders of that paragon of all that is unholy in this world, Martha Stewart.

Keep the questions comming.

Memalvada 04-25-2003 09:03 AM

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!

John_Gault 04-25-2003 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
John_Gault: complete this song lyric: "Little Willie, Willie wont...___ ___."

Willie Will.

I got no idea if this is the true answer. I've searched everwhere and wasted hours of time. I think it comes from "Little Willie Boogie" by Little Willie Littlefield but I can't find the actual lyrics anywhere. Now it's driving me nuts! Throw me a bone here and please let me at least know if I have the source correct. Little Willie Littlefield comes from my hometown (Houston) and I'd like to know more about it if I can.

If you won't help me out, at least ask me another question.

I love this thread.

sierra2774 04-25-2003 07:15 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sion
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sierra2774: mist or fog?

Fog, I don't like to get wet.

Somenosuke 04-25-2003 07:19 PM

Quote:

Somenosuke: True or False: you can fool some of the suke some of the time, but you cant fool all of the suke all of the time?
True. Definitely true. Hit me with another. ^_^

pazza 04-25-2003 07:24 PM

Quote:

what do you want on your Tombstone?
Here lies the beloved and exalted ruler of earth, come back soon.

krwlz 04-25-2003 07:27 PM

i'm here, and a new victim, lets see what u got!

SpoilSport 04-25-2003 07:49 PM

Lakers? T'Wolves? I never heard of THOSE hockey teams. Regardless, I gotta go will Wallace on this one - Martha Stewart's to blame. And Geraldo.

Another One!

Memalvada 04-25-2003 08:01 PM

I want another too!!!:D

rabidy 04-25-2003 10:25 PM

Riddle me this Batman!

Sion 04-25-2003 11:20 PM

william_wallace: "ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. hooray, lizard shit, fuck!" who said it?

John_Gault: im giving you an extension. here is the full lyric: "Little Willie Willie won't go home, but you can't push Willie round Willie won't go. Tried tellin' everybody but, oh no." now, tell me the songwriter, recording artist and year of release (original version, of course).

pazza: all that on a pizza?

krwlz: do you have fuzzy nuts? (or if a female, fuzzy beaver) tell us in detail about your fuzz (or lack thereof).

SpoilSport: time to come clean. you like to wear a jockstrap (sans cup) under a pair of pink satin panties, dont you?

Memalvada: time to come clean. it turns you on to think of SpoilSport wearing a jockstrap (sans cup) under a pair of pink satin panties, doesnt it?

rabidy: when are you going to take those pink satin panties off your head?

Fly 04-26-2003 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion


flyman: gellin' like a felon or chillin' like a villain?


chillin' like a villian my friend:D

william_wallace 04-26-2003 10:28 AM

George Carlin!
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

Please sir, might I have another?
/brittish child

krwlz 04-26-2003 04:04 PM

not to much fuzz goin on the nuts, nice, coarse hair

phredgreen 04-26-2003 04:18 PM

okay... i'll bite. throw one at me.

rabidy 04-26-2003 05:53 PM

You'll get these panties off my head when you pry them out of my cold dead hands!

vermin 04-26-2003 09:16 PM

What? only one question?

I'm in again.

Sion 04-26-2003 09:21 PM

william_wallace: Under pain of death, you must chose which appendage to cut off, your left nut or your dominant hand.

phredgreen: is it just me, or is the "soul patch" an exceptionally pretentious bit of facial hair?

Sion 04-26-2003 09:22 PM

vermin: what in the name of all that is good and right is that gawdawful smell?

vermin 04-26-2003 09:38 PM

In the name of all that is good and right I declare that smell to be sort of a sulphurous, warm, rotten-meaty, full-chilli-loaded-diaper, decaying vegetation stench, probably involving some kind of discharge of infected body sore or opening...I've got it! It's a Mc Rib!

TerresqueÜ 04-26-2003 10:10 PM

I'm into it with my whole body...even my pee-pee...

Sion 04-27-2003 07:01 AM

TerresqueÜ: whats with the umlaut?

Atropos4 04-27-2003 07:03 AM

ask me another

zipper 04-27-2003 07:12 AM

I'm in

3ulogy 04-27-2003 07:28 AM

im in

phredgreen 04-27-2003 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
phredgreen: is it just me, or is the "soul patch" an exceptionally pretentious bit of facial hair?
not at all... it serves a fairly utilitarian purpose... ever dribble soup on your shirt? not with a soul patch, you didn't.

next question?

william_wallace 04-27-2003 02:45 PM

Hmmm....I'd have to go with the loss of my left nut.

Keep the questions a-comming.

Sion 04-27-2003 06:43 PM

Atropos4: ever had a live cat in your pants? if yes, we will need a detailed explanation.

zipper: how did the beans get above the frank?

3ulogy: worse smell: rotten crotch or sweaty ass?

phredgreen (good pragmatic answer, btw): so, you grew the soul patch because you have a drooling/dribbling problem eh?

william_wallace: ever had a Harvey Wallbanger? ever been banged up against a wall by a buy named Harvey?

Somenosuke 04-27-2003 06:49 PM

:eek: I never got another question.. *sniffle*

Sion 04-27-2003 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Somenosuke
:eek: I never got another question.. *sniffle*
doh! sorry Some, didnt mean to overlook you there.

your question: so, have you always been a big crybaby or is this just some recent phenomenon? *_~

william_wallace 04-27-2003 07:49 PM

Nope, can't say that I have. The only real mixed drinks I partake of are irish car bombs and the occasional redbull and vodka.

Hit me again.

phredgreen 04-27-2003 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
so, you grew the soul patch because you have a drooling/dribbling problem eh?
do you allow your hair to grow because your head gets cold? no, but it's a fringe benefit.

next?

Sion 04-27-2003 11:29 PM

william_wallace: hit you again huh? ok, do you want a right uppercut or a left hook?

phredgreen: the only warmth I get from the hair on my head is on the back of my neck. the rest of it is merely an ever thinning decoration. you'll be there one day too, probably sooner than you expect. so, your question is, how does my thinning hair make you feel?

phredgreen 04-27-2003 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
how does my thinning hair make you feel?
rather confident, really. i've been blessed with a different set of genes than the balding ones... mine goes grey early instead. and no, i have no problem with that.

next?

ariekitten 04-28-2003 12:09 AM

i'll play...

Sion 04-28-2003 01:48 AM

ariekitten: I am waving the loose end of a string in your face. What do you do?

phredgreen: is your dad bald (or balding)? if so, you will too. meanwhile, your question is this: what is your shoe size? is that for both of them?

phredgreen 04-28-2003 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
phredgreen: is your dad bald (or balding)? if so, you will too. meanwhile, your question is this: what is your shoe size? is that for both of them?

first question: nope, he's a furry motherfucker just like me.

second question: I wear a 13 comfortably. it'd be weird if one foot was bigger than the other... imagine the costs of shoebuying.


next?


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