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Atropos4 05-08-2003 02:19 PM

ask me another please ;)

bondagegirl 05-08-2003 02:37 PM

This is so funny! This is such a question that would bother me! It just sounds so funny either way. I think technically, it's orifices though.
Orifi sounds so scientific though! lol

woo hoo I'm on a roll

Sion 05-08-2003 09:24 PM

GakFace: do you own a weed-whacker?

icy_ca: It has been said that a male dog will lick his own genitals because he can. Most, if not all, men accept this logic. But, this does not explain why dogs will sniff each others' asses or eat their own shit. can you explain why dogs do those things?

Atropos4: if you were a Muse, which Muse would you be, and why?

bondagegirl: would that be a bread roll, a drum roll or a roll of tp? how about a roll of quarters?

icy_ca 05-09-2003 09:11 AM

I think it's like when a human couple goes to the restraunt and orders two different entrees. That way both can appreciate what the other had.
Same for dogs, they're curious as to who's been where, had what and what the outcome was.

d'accord?

one more please when you've got time.

Sion 05-09-2003 11:40 PM

icy_ca: "d'accord?" ok, but I dont generally like admitting to knowing a bit of French, in today's McCarthy-esque climate. your question: do you pee in the shower? what about when showering with your significant other?

Memalvada 05-10-2003 06:31 PM

Please, may i get one?

Sion 05-10-2003 07:03 PM

Memalvada: who the hell is Elbert Hubbard?

Atropos4 05-10-2003 08:02 PM

oohhhh That's a hard one...let me see either Melpomene, Clio, or Urania


MELPOMENE
Muse of Tragedy. Her name comes from the Greek melpein (to sing). She is represented as a woman in buskins, holding a sceptre and a dagger covered in blood.

CLIO
Muse of History, her name derives from the Greek kleos (glory) or kleiein (to celebrate). She is depicted as a virgin with a laurel wreath, a trumpet in one hand and a volume in the other one

URANIA
Muse of Astronomy. Her name comes from the Greek ouranos (sky) and she is represented as a virgin holding a globe and a
bar.

another please :D

GakFace 05-11-2003 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
GakFace: do you own a weed-whacker?
as in for fixing up the yard? Nope, not yet.

as in a woman's shaver? Nope, no. (oh come'on, you know you wanted me to answer that.. hehe)


Hmm, anything else?

Sion 05-11-2003 08:25 AM

Atropos4: what smell brings back the strongest memories of childhood for you?

GakFace: do you think downloading music via p2p networks is stealing?

XenuHubbard 05-13-2003 01:25 AM

Is it too late, or can I say I'M IN?!!

GakFace 05-13-2003 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
GakFace: do you think downloading music via p2p networks is stealing?
I just did a paper on this ;)... which explains why i made a poll on these here forums as well.. heh It depends on ones reasons. If you're doing it just to have them and thats it, then BY LAW you're stealing. Personally I DL them to try them out.. To remember what they are called (sond and band names)... From that Its not really Illegal i feel because if i hate it, its getting deleted real fast. And if I like it, I'll buy it as soon as I have the money and can find a store that carries it.

To go on the extra mile... I find p2p as a good thing when it comes to music. Bands already make most of their money from tours, Well I think that by p2p going on, it'll finally hit musicians in the head to stop trying lawsuits for their CD's, and just forgoe it and go on concert more. This means more tours for us, which is what we all really want.

For most reason, I find it legal.
But still i guess its stealing... but the question is (rhetorical mind you).. Would you call Robin Hood a thief?

/me shoots apple off Sion's head with an arrow
HEy! Its a msg arrow, if you're unable to move, it says "Care for another go? ;)"

icy_ca 05-13-2003 09:04 AM

Rodney Dangerfield once claimed that a man has class if he steps out of the shower to pee and I've stuck to that since then.
Showering with my S/O is few and far between because without a dual head shower or something like, someone is high and dry.
Usually me!

denim 05-13-2003 09:08 AM

Re: Answer me this
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
so, do you dare submit to the whims of Sion?
Yes, I dare. But it's not fair if it's only one-sided. You should have to return the favor. :D

denim 05-13-2003 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
some, in my limited experience with sake, I have found that sake served less than hot is fucking terrible (think bad vodka mixed with worse tequilla). however, hot sake is very palatable and produces a nice buzz.
You should try a good cold sake some time. Go to a good Japanese restaurant and ask for one. If they don't have one, you're not in a good Japanese restaurant; walk out and find one.

Atropos4 05-13-2003 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Atropos4: what smell brings back the strongest memories of childhood for you?
the answer.

cinnamon

Always reminds me of when my mom would make cinnamon rolls..Kinda strange because she hardly ever made them..My sister and I always got to help roll the dough and we usually ended up in flour fights....ahhhh memories.. :) Thanks

Sion 05-13-2003 09:43 PM

XenuHubbard: its only too late once you've said you are in. prepare to meet thy bane, hehehehe. your question: is L. Ron Hubbard is anything more than a mediocre, longwinded sci-fi writer? why?

GakFace: you smell of peaches and herb. explain.

denim: "Yes, I dare. But it's not fair if it's only one-sided. You should have to return the favor." In time, young master, in time. your question: why do you dare to submit to my whims? are you that brave? or that foolish?

XenuHubbard 05-14-2003 01:36 AM

L. Ron Hubbard is so much more than a mediocre, longwinded sci-fi writer!!! He is a living legend! He showed me how to live my life! He's also dead! And he was not only a cult leader, he was a drug-addicted loser who squeeled out his own wife to let her take the fall for his own crimes! And hey, he knew Charles Manson!

(I have an erection now.)

BTW, when I say he showed me how to live my life, I meant "showed me how to build up a religious cult and reek in cash without actually doing anything useful for anybody at all".

denim 05-14-2003 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
In time, young master, in time. your question: why do you dare to submit to my whims? are you that brave? or that foolish?
Yes.

Next question?

Sion 05-14-2003 09:52 AM

denim: why does she sell sea shells down by the seashore?

denim 05-14-2003 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
denim: why does she sell sea shells down by the seashore?
It's better than whoring to pay the rent.

blindawg 05-14-2003 11:21 AM

If the games is still in play I'm in.

denim 05-14-2003 12:02 PM

Oh, and so am I. Forgot to say.

icy_ca 05-14-2003 12:06 PM

Please sir, may I have some more?

grumpyolddude 05-14-2003 08:19 PM

Have another one for grumpy?

XenuHubbard 05-14-2003 09:10 PM

Yarr! Give it to me.

Sion 05-14-2003 09:13 PM

blindawg: what breed of dogs have the best smelling asses?

denim: sing along with me "Leeeeeevi's button-fly 5 0 1 bluuuuuues"

icy_ca: miracle whip or mayo?

grumpyolddude: icy hot or ben gay?

Slims 05-14-2003 10:48 PM

Bring it

l_o_c 05-14-2003 11:05 PM

I'm in.

Sion 05-14-2003 11:53 PM

Greg700: I done already brung it. so, 700 eh? as in club?

l_o_c: tone?

l_o_c 05-15-2003 12:54 AM

Laser Operated Cock.

Actually that's not what it means, but that works.

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

XenuHubbard 05-15-2003 01:09 AM

Hey. Where's my queeeestion? <Whiny voice>

iRtehCrispeh 05-15-2003 02:56 AM

Fuck im in a good mood give me 1!

blindawg 05-15-2003 04:19 AM

Quote:

blindawg: what breed of dogs have the best smelling asses?
I would have to say Horndogs, you know the cute little girl next door tha sex machine.. Though closely followed by the Irish Setter.

holtmate 05-15-2003 04:47 AM

Oooh! I'm in!!

icy_ca 05-15-2003 04:58 AM

Nothing makes a sandwich like Miracle Whip.
Use the light though....
You getting tired Sion, these don't have as much bite?

denim 05-15-2003 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
denim: sing along with me "Leeeeeevi's button-fly 5 0 1 bluuuuuues"
That's not a question. :) Anyway, "button-fly"? Yuck-o.

Next?

Atropos4 05-15-2003 02:46 PM

ask me another.

grumpyolddude 05-15-2003 03:42 PM

Icy to dull the pain, Hot to relax it away.

Be sure to wash your hands REAL GOOD before you visit the Titty Board, tho!

Got another one?

Sion 05-15-2003 10:05 PM

XenuHubbard: sorry, unintentional oversight there, no intense offended. tell me, are you the president of the Xena: Warrior-Princess fan club?

iRtehCrispeh: better ancient Egytian god, Horus or Osiris?

holtmate: True or False: In days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented, you left your load beside the road and walked away contented.

icy_ca: "You getting tired Sion, these don't have as much bite?" yes. if you read back through the entire thread, you'll see I have already apologized for the deterioration of the questions. now, do you want another, bitch ;)?

Atropos4: trickle down economic theory, bullshit or revelation?

grumpyolddude: admit it, back in the "good old days" things were never really that good, were they?


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