Answer me this
 

ok, in a desperate attempt to generate more posts so I can get an avatar before the hard drives take another dive, I have devised this game.

If you wish to play, reply by saying something to the effect of "I'm in." Periodically I will check the thread for new players. Anyone who decides to play will have to anwer one question from me with absolute honesty. These questions may be silly or serious, personal or political. They may challenge your perceptions or embarrass you completely. Or they may not.

so, do you dare submit to the whims of Sion?

I'll bite for a minute;)

I'll bite, and hold on tight. :p

oh look, some victims to torment, <evil laugh>

ok here we go:

alpha phi: what part of your body are you most ashamed/embarrassed about?


genka: slurpees or tast-e-freezes?

I'll try ...

I'd have to go with lips
in school everyone made fun of them because they were huge
ofcourse now my head grew into them, and people pay money to have injections to look like me, but I still feel self consience about my lips

asdf1001: other than a rectal thermometer, name any and all objects that have travelled your hershey highway.

oh, i'm SO in! ask away, sion...

Ahh, why not, Count me in. Do your best/worst/mediocre.

I'm in

I spose I'm in... Would you care for a reversal as well? As even the questioner needs to answer questions... :D

I'm in.

i can take it man.

bring it on baby,bring it on.

boy, am I slow... I'd have to go with the freeze, it sounds tastier :p

OK, you asked for it.

Count me in.

ahh, more fresh meat.


Janie: got a gun? tell us about it. does it make your loins quiver when you shoot it?

Spungfoo: Foo Fighters, do they suck, or just blow?

zmbabwe: tell us about your last brush with the law. were you guilty? did you admit to it and take your punishment like a man?

GakFace: I"M asking the questions around here. No reversals. Your question: "Talk to the hand, coz the face dont wanna hear it" or "Is that your face or did your neck throw up"? why?

zmiley: which would you "do": your mom or your sister (if no sisters, then your brother. if only child, then mom or dad)? why?

flyman: which would you rather eat, a bowl full of steaming diarhea or a bowl full of fresh puke? why?

G_Whiz: explain in detail about the last time you masturbated. discuss at least 2 of the following: when was it? what/who were you fantasizing about? did you have a book/magazine/video to look at? what was the book/mag/vid? lube? toys? cleanup procedure?

I was with a bunch of friends and we messed around a construction site, and the owne got really pissed.

Fortunately she didn't call the cops. Gee, I'm boring, that was in fifth grade.

hit me...

First, you answered my question. hahahah!

Second, "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?" The first sounds like "dumb blonde"-esque... ugh. The second is also weirder :)

uncle phil: better Rugrat, Phil or Lil?

no brainer...lil...

They're like my ex, they do a little of both. :D

I wish I had a gun. My sister's boyfriend does, and he let me shoot it. Extremely cool. Definitely makes me feel powerful AND makes my loins quiver in excitement.

Knives and swords are much more my speed though ;)

sexually, I assume is what you're asking ... a finger (female) is all I have had the pleasure of experiencing ...

now ... I think you should answer all of your own questions ...

"now ... I think you should answer all of your own questions ..."


why? I already know my answers to all these questions. Besides, as I told GakFace, I'M asking the questions around here.

also, in TFPv3.0, I had an "ask Sion" thread. didnt get many replies. Perhaps if I see significant demand for another, I'll do it again.

I'm in

count me in.

SexyCat: what is the square root of infinity?



Loki: as the god of mischief, how do you respond to the charge that the "election" of GW Bush as president of the US is your greatest prank ever pulled on humanity?

wow.....harsh man.nice choices put forth.

so...i figure i'll go with the puke.

why??????well.........most drunk people usually don't fully chew their food,so......i'm gonna have to go with the reasoning of at least getting a meal out of all this.

*(runs to john and vomits profusely all over bathroom floor)*:(

I'm in! :)

Im in too, but im scared to ask,,,,,, what am i in for :O

i don't know if i wanna play anymore.

ahhhh hell.....one more dude.:rolleyes:

Infinity

I will play ONLY if you either answer a question that has ALLREADY been posted or answer someone elses question

I'm in. Give it your best shot.

Somenosuke: snickers or three musketeers?

scapegoat: how many lick DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie-pop

flyman (regular glutton for punishment, arent you? and no, that wasn't the question, that one was rhetorical. but I'll go easy on you this time.): in the inky black depths of space, no one can hear you scream. given this, tell us why you named yourself for a zipper?

BBtB: I, and I alone, will ask the questions around here. You will abide by my rules or you will not play. Here is your question: you have been sentenced to death at dawn. chose your method of execution.

vermin: you may have only one orifice for sexual gratification for the rest of your life. which do you chose, the mouth, the pussy or the anus?

Aww man! scape's question is better. I know the answer to that one.. but anyway..

Snickers, all the way. :D

by grinning smugly.


ask me another ;]

I'm in!!

Shokan: "I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so"?

lovely....well......screaming is for girls(my 7 year old can verify that if need be)

flyman has "nothing" to do with zippers but,if i'm in the depths of space,with noone to hear me scream......then i'm gonna play with my (wait for it)......................fly man.:D


that was dick(get it)...........bring it on!:D

I can handle your interrogation. I'm in !!

GuttersnipeXL up in this B I itch!!!

crazycousinjim: what is your favorite opera?


GuttersnipeXL: crunchy or creamy?

Does that fusion opera off of the 5th element soundtrack count. If so then that is it. Otherwise "Figaro's Wedding"

ask away :)

hit me again...

Oo Oo Oo me next

well?

I can handle it. Give it to me. I'm game. Sucka.

go on.. ask another

im in

Easy one: I'm married so the other two are out anyway, the pussy. :D

Bones: you are to be on the receiving end of either a) a donkey punch, or b) a dirty sanchez. your choice?

Atropos4: have you ever touched the genitals of someone of the opposite sex as you? be specific and detailed.

uncle phil: my mother and your mother were out hanging clothes. my mother punched your mother right in the nose. what color was the blood?

crazycousinjim: hey meester, you want to buy my seester?

flyman (sorry, didnt mean to over look you there dude): in the game of life, there are winners and losers. which are you and why?

KWSN: you are to be marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. you may chose one type of animal to gratify your sexual urges. what do you chose?

GakFace: your ass, your face. a match?

phaulb: how many mice can fuck in a lightbulb?

Sion, take a picture of your ass and look in the mirror, and you'll realize you were talking about yourself. But I spose I do have a Nice Ass.... :D

oh yeah, hit me up again. :D

uhhhhh yeah....i'm married to alpha phi
in fact last night i gave alpha phi a bj and then finished with me on top...that's as detailed as i'm getting ;)

Gakface, nothing personal was meant by that last question. It had to be asked of someone, and your name was on the list. next question: tomorrow, you are going to lose either your eyesight or your hearing. which do you prefer?



Atropos4: er, I fucked up that question. It was supposed to read "SAME sex as you". Since you did answer the question as originally posed, you are under no obligation to answer the ammended question, unless of course you want to.

sexually : not yet ;)


non sexually : i'm a woman.....i've changed diapers...and i doubt you want me to go into detail :D

i'm a winner...just because of my two lovely kids.

plus ....there is no "I" in team, but there is in winner and i am a winner.:D



bring it on.

any more?

Nothing personal wast meant by my answer either. You wanted an answer so I gave one. I can't help it that I'm a smart ass. :D:D Just know that I am in no way being offensive... Just goin' for the cheap laughs. Now to your question.

Hearing. For one, I can play video games without sound, but its hard to see the monitor if i'm blind. Second, Sure I'd no longer be able to hear the voice of a woman, but at least i'd still be able to stare into her face. I can already talk, so losing my hearing won't affect my speech too much, but being blind would cause many injuries, along with not being able to drive.

PS.. I assumed no offense was to be taken, but that you picked that one specifically for me. hehe

I'm still game.

If she cooks, cleans, and gives good head, Sure.

I'm in!!

red...


hit it again...

Atropos4: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

flyman: "Of Mice and Men" is a classic of American literature. Have you read it, and if so, what did you think of it?

GakFace: Munsters or Addams Family?

zizdog69: He who would pass must answer me these questions three: WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? WHAT is your favorite color?

uncle phil: a woman that you love in a platonic way (ie your mother, sister, aunt, good friend) is about to get married to a real scumball. You know for a fact that he cheated on her repeatedly during the engagement, several times with cheap street whores. When the Minister says "...Speak now or forever hold your peace," do you?

Ask me another, pleeeeaaasee? ^_^

Somenosuke: sake (the Japanese liquor) is best served hot or cold? why?

sorry bud..but that's one i haven't read.i used to read lots but lost the time i guess.

gimme another one

flyman: why havent you done your homework?

ahh hell man,i've been outta school for awhile now.

plus i'm to busy helpin' a grade 5er and a grade 1er all the time.

mind set is on fridge magnets and nice crayon pix.

try me again...(damn you're tough)

flyman, you are nearing the limit on your questions. but since few others seem interested in playing right now, I'll indulge you:

windspeed: 40 knots, blowing SSE.
your current airspeed: 60 knots, heading NNW.
altimeter reads 5500 feet.
weather service predicts severe storms over the north Pacific ocean
when will you reach Siberia?

Hmm... this is a tricky one. I'll have to say a dolphin, however, because dolphins are the only animals besides humans that have sex for pleasure...

The underwater thing might get tricky though...

ooh i want in aswell

pazza: as a result of a court order, you are required to give up one of two things for the rest of your life, your computer or beer. chose.

http://ashtonxxx.smugmug.com/photos/...865-Medium.jpg

/ Too drunk to understand....

Ask away, oh inquisitor of the bored, 80)

i'm not cuz i'm doin' my first parachute jump.(hehe)

if i may.........one more man,one more........:D

hmmmm i honestly don't know any woodchucks but the next time i have a conversation with one i'll ask...i promise ;)

what the hell....I'm in

Sorry it took so long to answer! Didn't catch your post earlier..

I would think sake would be best served either way. But I doubt it would be served piping hot. Pleasantly warm would likely be better. Cold or room temperature sake isn't typically as popular as warm sake, but hey, things change. Warm sake would naturally be better on a chilly day, and cooler sake on a warmer day.

Why? Cuz that's just the way it is. LOL. :p

rabidy: Cujo, in full froth, is about to break through your front door. Hannibal Lecter is about to enter through your back door, and he looks hungry. Which do you shoot first, and why?

flyman: once and for all, answer me this: Yes or no?

wrkime: should casual friday be a Federally mandated dress code?

somenosuke: "I would think sake would be best served either way. But I doubt it would be served piping hot. Pleasantly warm would likely be better. Cold or room temperature sake isn't typically as popular as warm sake, but hey, things change. Warm sake would naturally be better on a chilly day, and cooler sake on a warmer day."

some, in my limited experience with sake, I have found that sake served less than hot is fucking terrible (think bad vodka mixed with worse tequilla). however, hot sake is very palatable and produces a nice buzz.

I'm In!!!

I hide in the closet and let cujo take out lecter, then i leap out and shoot cujo, 80)
ask another,

(sorry i took so long)

no, if she's that far into the whole thing, she deserves the scumball...

hit it again...

I'm in!

beer no hesitations. I can still get liquored up on spirits right? RIGHT?


Another?

damn....you had to throw a tough one at me eh.

okay,here goes.................

*yes* :D

Baricua2782: in a god or a davita, baby?

rabidy: have you been bad? do you need a spanking?

uncle phil: isnt the name Barb just the worst name for a woman?

pack: rats or mice?

pazza: what do you want on your Tombstone?

especially if her last name is wire...

Bring it on!

ratbastid: you've just won the SB (stupid bowl) and are MVP of the game, what are you going to do now?

I am not afraid ask anything! except about that preschool prostitution ring, the tabloids have pretty well covered all that.....

That's EASY! Ask me the questions bridgekeeper, I'm not afraid.

Yeah, come on, I'm ready!

Sion, sorry to take so long to answer. I've been on vacation and lost track of this thread.

Answer: My last masturabatory experience was yesterday. I downloaded a new video and was watching. I don't know the name of the vid because the site just described it as a killer blonde getting the treatment. As I watched, I was fantasizing being the guy in the vid because she was one hot woman. I just whipped it out and stroked it without lube. I managed to catch it all in a kleenex, but it took two to finish the cleanup.

OK, was that enough detail?

Yes, i have, and i do, 80)

Excellent thread Sion!

Ask away. Make it a good one. Make it several good ones if you want.

I would also like another question, and I will do my best to answer it in a timely fasion. :)