Answer me this
 

ok, in a desperate attempt to generate more posts so I can get an avatar before the hard drives take another dive, I have devised this game.

If you wish to play, reply by saying something to the effect of "I'm in." Periodically I will check the thread for new players. Anyone who decides to play will have to anwer one question from me with absolute honesty. These questions may be silly or serious, personal or political. They may challenge your perceptions or embarrass you completely. Or they may not.

so, do you dare submit to the whims of Sion?

I'll bite for a minute;)

I'll bite, and hold on tight. :p

oh look, some victims to torment, <evil laugh>

ok here we go:

alpha phi: what part of your body are you most ashamed/embarrassed about?


genka: slurpees or tast-e-freezes?

I'll try ...

I'd have to go with lips
in school everyone made fun of them because they were huge
ofcourse now my head grew into them, and people pay money to have injections to look like me, but I still feel self consience about my lips

asdf1001: other than a rectal thermometer, name any and all objects that have travelled your hershey highway.

oh, i'm SO in! ask away, sion...

Ahh, why not, Count me in. Do your best/worst/mediocre.

I'm in

I spose I'm in... Would you care for a reversal as well? As even the questioner needs to answer questions... :D

I'm in.

i can take it man.

bring it on baby,bring it on.

boy, am I slow... I'd have to go with the freeze, it sounds tastier :p

OK, you asked for it.

Count me in.

ahh, more fresh meat.


Janie: got a gun? tell us about it. does it make your loins quiver when you shoot it?

Spungfoo: Foo Fighters, do they suck, or just blow?

zmbabwe: tell us about your last brush with the law. were you guilty? did you admit to it and take your punishment like a man?

GakFace: I"M asking the questions around here. No reversals. Your question: "Talk to the hand, coz the face dont wanna hear it" or "Is that your face or did your neck throw up"? why?

zmiley: which would you "do": your mom or your sister (if no sisters, then your brother. if only child, then mom or dad)? why?

flyman: which would you rather eat, a bowl full of steaming diarhea or a bowl full of fresh puke? why?

G_Whiz: explain in detail about the last time you masturbated. discuss at least 2 of the following: when was it? what/who were you fantasizing about? did you have a book/magazine/video to look at? what was the book/mag/vid? lube? toys? cleanup procedure?

I was with a bunch of friends and we messed around a construction site, and the owne got really pissed.

Fortunately she didn't call the cops. Gee, I'm boring, that was in fifth grade.

hit me...

First, you answered my question. hahahah!

Second, "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?" The first sounds like "dumb blonde"-esque... ugh. The second is also weirder :)

uncle phil: better Rugrat, Phil or Lil?

no brainer...lil...

They're like my ex, they do a little of both. :D

I wish I had a gun. My sister's boyfriend does, and he let me shoot it. Extremely cool. Definitely makes me feel powerful AND makes my loins quiver in excitement.

Knives and swords are much more my speed though ;)

sexually, I assume is what you're asking ... a finger (female) is all I have had the pleasure of experiencing ...

now ... I think you should answer all of your own questions ...

"now ... I think you should answer all of your own questions ..."


why? I already know my answers to all these questions. Besides, as I told GakFace, I'M asking the questions around here.

also, in TFPv3.0, I had an "ask Sion" thread. didnt get many replies. Perhaps if I see significant demand for another, I'll do it again.

I'm in

count me in.

SexyCat: what is the square root of infinity?



Loki: as the god of mischief, how do you respond to the charge that the "election" of GW Bush as president of the US is your greatest prank ever pulled on humanity?

wow.....harsh man.nice choices put forth.

so...i figure i'll go with the puke.

why??????well.........most drunk people usually don't fully chew their food,so......i'm gonna have to go with the reasoning of at least getting a meal out of all this.

*(runs to john and vomits profusely all over bathroom floor)*:(

I'm in! :)

Im in too, but im scared to ask,,,,,, what am i in for :O

i don't know if i wanna play anymore.

ahhhh hell.....one more dude.:rolleyes:

Infinity

I will play ONLY if you either answer a question that has ALLREADY been posted or answer someone elses question

I'm in. Give it your best shot.

Somenosuke: snickers or three musketeers?

scapegoat: how many lick DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie-pop

flyman (regular glutton for punishment, arent you? and no, that wasn't the question, that one was rhetorical. but I'll go easy on you this time.): in the inky black depths of space, no one can hear you scream. given this, tell us why you named yourself for a zipper?

BBtB: I, and I alone, will ask the questions around here. You will abide by my rules or you will not play. Here is your question: you have been sentenced to death at dawn. chose your method of execution.

vermin: you may have only one orifice for sexual gratification for the rest of your life. which do you chose, the mouth, the pussy or the anus?

Aww man! scape's question is better. I know the answer to that one.. but anyway..

Snickers, all the way. :D

by grinning smugly.


ask me another ;]

I'm in!!