Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Fun Zone (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/)
-   -   Answer me this (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/596-answer-me.html)

Sion 04-20-2003 08:16 AM

Shokan: "I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so"?

Fly 04-20-2003 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion


flyman (regular glutton for punishment, arent you? and no, that wasn't the question, that one was rhetorical. but I'll go easy on you this time.): in the inky black depths of space, no one can hear you scream. given this, tell us why you named yourself for a zipper?

lovely....well......screaming is for girls(my 7 year old can verify that if need be)

flyman has "nothing" to do with zippers but,if i'm in the depths of space,with noone to hear me scream......then i'm gonna play with my (wait for it)......................fly man.:D


that was dick(get it)...........bring it on!:D

crazycousinjim 04-20-2003 09:41 AM

I can handle your interrogation. I'm in !!

GuttersnipeXL 04-20-2003 09:44 AM

GuttersnipeXL up in this B I itch!!!

Sion 04-20-2003 10:58 AM

crazycousinjim: what is your favorite opera?


GuttersnipeXL: crunchy or creamy?

crazycousinjim 04-20-2003 11:03 AM

Does that fusion opera off of the 5th element soundtrack count. If so then that is it. Otherwise "Figaro's Wedding"

Atropos4 04-20-2003 12:14 PM

ask away :)

uncle phil 04-20-2003 12:49 PM

hit me again...

crazycousinjim 04-20-2003 01:02 PM

Oo Oo Oo me next

Fly 04-20-2003 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman



that was dick(get it)...........bring it on!:D


well?

KWSN 04-20-2003 01:39 PM

I can handle it. Give it to me. I'm game. Sucka.

GakFace 04-20-2003 03:14 PM

go on.. ask another

phaulb 04-20-2003 03:19 PM

im in

vermin 04-20-2003 06:07 PM

Quote:

vermin: you may have only one orifice for sexual gratification for the rest of your life. which do you chose, the mouth, the pussy or the anus?
Easy one: I'm married so the other two are out anyway, the pussy. :D

Sion 04-20-2003 08:42 PM

Bones: you are to be on the receiving end of either a) a donkey punch, or b) a dirty sanchez. your choice?

Atropos4: have you ever touched the genitals of someone of the opposite sex as you? be specific and detailed.

uncle phil: my mother and your mother were out hanging clothes. my mother punched your mother right in the nose. what color was the blood?

crazycousinjim: hey meester, you want to buy my seester?

flyman (sorry, didnt mean to over look you there dude): in the game of life, there are winners and losers. which are you and why?

KWSN: you are to be marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. you may chose one type of animal to gratify your sexual urges. what do you chose?

GakFace: your ass, your face. a match?

phaulb: how many mice can fuck in a lightbulb?

GakFace 04-20-2003 08:43 PM

Sion, take a picture of your ass and look in the mirror, and you'll realize you were talking about yourself. But I spose I do have a Nice Ass.... :D

GakFace 04-20-2003 08:44 PM

oh yeah, hit me up again. :D

Atropos4 04-20-2003 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Atropos4: have you ever touched the genitals of someone of the opposite sex as you? be specific and detailed.

uhhhhh yeah....i'm married to alpha phi
in fact last night i gave alpha phi a bj and then finished with me on top...that's as detailed as i'm getting ;)

Sion 04-20-2003 10:02 PM

Gakface, nothing personal was meant by that last question. It had to be asked of someone, and your name was on the list. next question: tomorrow, you are going to lose either your eyesight or your hearing. which do you prefer?



Atropos4: er, I fucked up that question. It was supposed to read "SAME sex as you". Since you did answer the question as originally posed, you are under no obligation to answer the ammended question, unless of course you want to.

Atropos4 04-20-2003 10:10 PM

sexually : not yet ;)


non sexually : i'm a woman.....i've changed diapers...and i doubt you want me to go into detail :D

Fly 04-20-2003 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion


flyman (sorry, didnt mean to over look you there dude): in the game of life, there are winners and losers. which are you and why?

i'm a winner...just because of my two lovely kids.

plus ....there is no "I" in team, but there is in winner and i am a winner.:D



bring it on.

Atropos4 04-20-2003 10:18 PM

any more?

GakFace 04-20-2003 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Gakface, nothing personal was meant by that last question. It had to be asked of someone, and your name was on the list. next question: tomorrow, you are going to lose either your eyesight or your hearing. which do you prefer?

Nothing personal wast meant by my answer either. You wanted an answer so I gave one. I can't help it that I'm a smart ass. :D:D Just know that I am in no way being offensive... Just goin' for the cheap laughs. Now to your question.

Hearing. For one, I can play video games without sound, but its hard to see the monitor if i'm blind. Second, Sure I'd no longer be able to hear the voice of a woman, but at least i'd still be able to stare into her face. I can already talk, so losing my hearing won't affect my speech too much, but being blind would cause many injuries, along with not being able to drive.

PS.. I assumed no offense was to be taken, but that you picked that one specifically for me. hehe

I'm still game.

crazycousinjim 04-21-2003 01:56 AM

If she cooks, cleans, and gives good head, Sure.

zizdog69 04-21-2003 02:15 AM

I'm in!!

uncle phil 04-21-2003 02:50 AM

red...


hit it again...

Sion 04-21-2003 07:09 PM

Atropos4: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

flyman: "Of Mice and Men" is a classic of American literature. Have you read it, and if so, what did you think of it?

GakFace: Munsters or Addams Family?

zizdog69: He who would pass must answer me these questions three: WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? WHAT is your favorite color?

uncle phil: a woman that you love in a platonic way (ie your mother, sister, aunt, good friend) is about to get married to a real scumball. You know for a fact that he cheated on her repeatedly during the engagement, several times with cheap street whores. When the Minister says "...Speak now or forever hold your peace," do you?

Somenosuke 04-21-2003 07:13 PM

Ask me another, pleeeeaaasee? ^_^

Sion 04-21-2003 08:04 PM

Somenosuke: sake (the Japanese liquor) is best served hot or cold? why?

Fly 04-21-2003 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion

flyman: "Of Mice and Men" is a classic of American literature. Have you read it, and if so, what did you think of it?

sorry bud..but that's one i haven't read.i used to read lots but lost the time i guess.

gimme another one

Sion 04-21-2003 08:23 PM

flyman: why havent you done your homework?

Fly 04-21-2003 08:32 PM

ahh hell man,i've been outta school for awhile now.

plus i'm to busy helpin' a grade 5er and a grade 1er all the time.

mind set is on fridge magnets and nice crayon pix.

try me again...(damn you're tough)

Sion 04-21-2003 09:16 PM

flyman, you are nearing the limit on your questions. but since few others seem interested in playing right now, I'll indulge you:

windspeed: 40 knots, blowing SSE.
your current airspeed: 60 knots, heading NNW.
altimeter reads 5500 feet.
weather service predicts severe storms over the north Pacific ocean
when will you reach Siberia?

KWSN 04-21-2003 09:41 PM

Quote:

KWSN: you are to be marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. you may chose one type of animal to gratify your sexual urges. what do you chose?
Hmm... this is a tricky one. I'll have to say a dolphin, however, because dolphins are the only animals besides humans that have sex for pleasure...

The underwater thing might get tricky though...

pazza 04-21-2003 09:53 PM

ooh i want in aswell

Sion 04-21-2003 11:15 PM

pazza: as a result of a court order, you are required to give up one of two things for the rest of your life, your computer or beer. chose.

Ashton 04-21-2003 11:20 PM

http://ashtonxxx.smugmug.com/photos/...865-Medium.jpg

/ Too drunk to understand....

rabidy 04-21-2003 11:53 PM

Ask away, oh inquisitor of the bored, 80)

Fly 04-22-2003 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
flyman, you are nearing the limit on your questions. but since few others seem interested in playing right now, I'll indulge you:

windspeed: 40 knots, blowing SSE.
your current airspeed: 60 knots, heading NNW.
altimeter reads 5500 feet.
weather service predicts severe storms over the north Pacific ocean
when will you reach Siberia?


i'm not cuz i'm doin' my first parachute jump.(hehe)

if i may.........one more man,one more........:D

Atropos4 04-22-2003 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Atropos4: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
hmmmm i honestly don't know any woodchucks but the next time i have a conversation with one i'll ask...i promise ;)


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:40 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62