Sion

ok, in a desperate attempt to generate more posts so I can get an avatar before the hard drives take another dive, I have devised this game.

If you wish to play, reply by saying something to the effect of "I'm in." Periodically I will check the thread for new players. Anyone who decides to play will have to anwer one question from me with absolute honesty. These questions may be silly or serious, personal or political. They may challenge your perceptions or embarrass you completely. Or they may not.

so, do you dare submit to the whims of Sion?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

alpha phi

I'll bite for a minute

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genka

I'll bite, and hold on tight.

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WHOOO!!!!

Sion

oh look, some victims to torment, <evil laugh>

ok here we go:

alpha phi: what part of your body are you most ashamed/embarrassed about?


genka: slurpees or tast-e-freezes?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

asdf1001

I'll try ...

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Goodbye!

alpha phi

I'd have to go with lips
in school everyone made fun of them because they were huge
ofcourse now my head grew into them, and people pay money to have injections to look like me, but I still feel self consience about my lips

Sion

asdf1001: other than a rectal thermometer, name any and all objects that have travelled your hershey highway.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Janie

oh, i'm SO in! ask away, sion...

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cheers to the motherland

Spungfoo

Ahh, why not, Count me in. Do your best/worst/mediocre.

zmbabwe

I'm in

GakFace

I spose I'm in... Would you care for a reversal as well? As even the questioner needs to answer questions...

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

zmbabwe

I'm in.

Fly

i can take it man.

bring it on baby,bring it on.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

genka

boy, am I slow... I'd have to go with the freeze, it sounds tastier

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WHOOO!!!!

G_Whiz

OK, you asked for it.

Count me in.

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Sion

ahh, more fresh meat.


Janie: got a gun? tell us about it. does it make your loins quiver when you shoot it?

Spungfoo: Foo Fighters, do they suck, or just blow?

zmbabwe: tell us about your last brush with the law. were you guilty? did you admit to it and take your punishment like a man?

GakFace: I"M asking the questions around here. No reversals. Your question: "Talk to the hand, coz the face dont wanna hear it" or "Is that your face or did your neck throw up"? why?

zmiley: which would you "do": your mom or your sister (if no sisters, then your brother. if only child, then mom or dad)? why?

flyman: which would you rather eat, a bowl full of steaming diarhea or a bowl full of fresh puke? why?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Sion

G_Whiz: explain in detail about the last time you masturbated. discuss at least 2 of the following: when was it? what/who were you fantasizing about? did you have a book/magazine/video to look at? what was the book/mag/vid? lube? toys? cleanup procedure?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

zmbabwe

I was with a bunch of friends and we messed around a construction site, and the owne got really pissed.

Fortunately she didn't call the cops. Gee, I'm boring, that was in fifth grade.

uncle phil

hit me...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

GakFace

First, you answered my question. hahahah!

Second, "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?" The first sounds like "dumb blonde"-esque... ugh. The second is also weirder

Sion

uncle phil: better Rugrat, Phil or Lil?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

uncle phil

no brainer...lil...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Spungfoo

They're like my ex, they do a little of both.

Janie

I wish I had a gun. My sister's boyfriend does, and he let me shoot it. Extremely cool. Definitely makes me feel powerful AND makes my loins quiver in excitement.

Knives and swords are much more my speed though

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cheers to the motherland

asdf1001

sexually, I assume is what you're asking ... a finger (female) is all I have had the pleasure of experiencing ...

now ... I think you should answer all of your own questions ...

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Goodbye!

Sion

"now ... I think you should answer all of your own questions ..."


why? I already know my answers to all these questions. Besides, as I told GakFace, I'M asking the questions around here.

also, in TFPv3.0, I had an "ask Sion" thread. didnt get many replies. Perhaps if I see significant demand for another, I'll do it again.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

SexyCat

I'm in

Loki

count me in.

Sion

SexyCat: what is the square root of infinity?



Loki: as the god of mischief, how do you respond to the charge that the "election" of GW Bush as president of the US is your greatest prank ever pulled on humanity?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Fly

wow.....harsh man.nice choices put forth.

so...i figure i'll go with the puke.

why??????well.........most drunk people usually don't fully chew their food,so......i'm gonna have to go with the reasoning of at least getting a meal out of all this.

*(runs to john and vomits profusely all over bathroom floor)*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Somenosuke

I'm in!

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

scapegoat

Im in too, but im scared to ask,,,,,, what am i in for :O

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Sticks and Stones may break my bones, But Whips and Chains Excite me!

Fly

i don't know if i wanna play anymore.

ahhhh hell.....one more dude.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

SexyCat

Infinity

BBtB

I will play ONLY if you either answer a question that has ALLREADY been posted or answer someone elses question

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

vermin

I'm in. Give it your best shot.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Sion

Somenosuke: snickers or three musketeers?

scapegoat: how many lick DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie-pop

flyman (regular glutton for punishment, arent you? and no, that wasn't the question, that one was rhetorical. but I'll go easy on you this time.): in the inky black depths of space, no one can hear you scream. given this, tell us why you named yourself for a zipper?

BBtB: I, and I alone, will ask the questions around here. You will abide by my rules or you will not play. Here is your question: you have been sentenced to death at dawn. chose your method of execution.

vermin: you may have only one orifice for sexual gratification for the rest of your life. which do you chose, the mouth, the pussy or the anus?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Somenosuke

Aww man! scape's question is better. I know the answer to that one.. but anyway..

Snickers, all the way.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Loki

by grinning smugly.


ask me another ;]

Shokan

I'm in!!

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Legalize it.