uncle phil

collectable victorian dolls are probably worth a fortune on ebay, but i don't know a soul who has even one...

i'm still in...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sion

afraidofninjas: define "special".

Flyman: heredity or environment?

Ruprex: ever been to Oklahoma?

Uncle Phil: what is it that you have that disappears when you stand and anyone but you can sit on?

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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Fly

gotta say environment....

i like to soak it all in.the more i get in me the better off i am.

bring it on.

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GakFace

Well you see, the thing is I was in the mood for some peaches, but I was too lazy to pick them and mash them. Why Mash them? Yeah I was wondering that too, but since I wasn't going to pick them, I might as well make who ever picks them to also mash them as well.... just for shits and giggles I suppose, ya never know, with all these freaky inventions perhaps I was onto something. Of course I pondered this too, which brings me to what happened after i ate my mashed peaches, and lemmie tell you mashed peaches are a lot more expensive than normal ones. I suggest talking to Joe Pesci first, as your normal run of the mill baseball bat just doesn't seem to take people down anymore when you refuse to pay them. Joe Pesci should lead you with a good bat that'll hold up after a few swings. Sure seeing that bat break on a guy is funny, but it soon grows old when you start making a huge bill on new bats..... Oh yeah back to the story. So I was enjoying my peaches while i was thinking of a solution to my problems. I looked at my peaches and then the bat... Nothing, absolutely nothing! But Wait! What laid before my eyes this very moment?!? Some herbs! Yes, the Magical Variety. Either some fairy dropped them off for me, or it was from my Friend, The Slugger. Either way it dawned on me. I immediatly ran to my new invention that grows anything in 2 days. Sadly I doubt it'll get big, but no problem, I'll still be able to create my new hybrid to make my money. I took my mashed peaches and nut(from the peaches, they too were mashed) and then some herbs, LOTS and LOTS of herbs!!! What came out you ask of me? Urches! It was first spelled Herches, but the 'U' gives it that Sea type sound to it, tends to leads the cops away from my fine product. Great Stuff, SO i just got a few more men to bring me peaches, and then used The Slugger on them and obtained colorful items. Put 'em together and I made more Urches -- a Plush fruit with a colorful, Holographic inside, at least thats what they look like after I get halfway thru one of them. Oh hey, I think I just saw a mutated Tweety Bird run down my hallway, I'll answer another question and I find this guy. He Glows of Oranges in a bathtub of Radioactivity! Ooh! And there goes his friend! Catchya later, and Drop by for some Urches!!!!

(heh, didn't think I could pull it off again didja? Yeah i doubted myself for a second, but i gotcha!!! )

((double note: Long reply as i was off for my grandpa's funeral))

iRtehCrispeh

sry it took me so long! but my answer is neither! Anubis could take em both if hed put some damn heart in2 it!

uncle phil

my lap...


still in...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Zooksport2

I never liked school. Went to no less than 8 different schools in 11 years of schooling. (My parents moved a lot, and I got expelled twice.)
Never wanted to be a teacher. Never have been a teacher. No way, No fear.
Self taught/ taught by my brother, a qualified welder/boilermaker. I began an apprenticeship as a fitter/machinist, 1st class. Did 3 years befor leaving.
I now have my own business, a tyre shop.

Once again, thanks for asking. I'm enjoying this...

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bender

With enough booze I can bend a spoon or two.

Sion

flyman: do you have a favorite teletubbie? why or why not?

GakFace: impressive, if somewhat disjointed. send me some of dem urches, will ya? they sound like fun. next question: in 20 words or less, explain the significance of the Monroe Doctrine.

uncle phil: goodbye norma, Jean?

Zooksport2: guess what, I used to work in a tyre shop, only we spelled it tire. aint nobody on the planet that can balance a tire (or tyre) better'n me.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

grumpyolddude

Oddly enough, human peyote puke is the primary food source of the giant Mexican Squirrel. Bad luck, don't you think? oops, you're supposed to ask the questions. Gimme more.

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Fly

hell no.no favorites here.

*reason is....they scare me*


go...

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SterlingStudios

Sion

grumpyolddude: is this the right road to get to the Pre-chewed gum museum and hall of fame? or was I supposed to turn left back there at the Jack in the Box?

flyman: are them damned monkeys gone yet? I need to get out of here. I have an appointment to play chess with a gynecologist.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

XenuHubbard

Whattabout me? I am a veritable fountain of knowledge.

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The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me.

"What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

Sion

XenuHubbard: who empties the wishing well?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

XenuHubbard

Man, it isn't me. I promise. It's a guy who looks like me.

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The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me.

"What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

uncle phil

can't bring myself to say goodbye, elton john notwithstanding, but i did buy some new levis this weekend...


still in...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Zooksport2

I was gonna say somethin' smart about balancing ty(i)res using the "bubble" method, or even the pen and circular chart method, but I see by your profile that I'm 5 yrs older than you, so I won't. (kinder make ya wonder why I typed all that crap, huh.)


With modern balancers, it is difficult to stuff up a balance.
BUT! A question for you! Could you balance a set of low quality tyres on an older style balancer (electronic, but not "computer controlled) and not have a vibration problem, when they are to be fitted to a 5 (or 7) series Beemer? And 2) why is vibration a potential problem on this type of vehicle?

Thank you...

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Fly

sorry bud...monkeys still here.i'll try distracting them for you.

watch out for those chess playin' gynecologists...i hear they're pretty shakey characters.

good luck.

again.....

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SterlingStudios

iRtehCrispeh

ill take another if u dont mind sion

Sion

uncle phil: what have you got in your OS's general temp file right now?

zooksport2: "With modern balancers, it is difficult to stuff up a balance." you haven't met some of the gene pool pollutants I've worked with then.

"BUT! A question for you! Could you balance a set of low quality tyres on an older style balancer (electronic, but not "computer controlled) and not have a vibration problem, when they are to be fitted to a 5 (or 7) series Beemer? And 2) why is vibration a potential problem on this type of vehicle?" I think we all know my policy on answering questions in this thread. But, I am going to make an exception this time.

1. I do believe I could properly balance those tires. One of the secrets to good balancing on problematic tire/wheel combinations is to find the heavy spot on the wheel, by spinning it on the balancer without a tire mounted. Once you have that, its a relatively simple matter of tire position with respect to the wheel heavy spot. It might take a couple, three tries, after each of which the tire would be repositioned until the heavy spot of the tire was exactly opposite the heavy spot on the wheel.

2. I have no idea what the potential problem on these cars are, as I never had the opportunity to work on one. I would say, however that a BMW owner putting cheap tires on a car like that would be the number one problem. Other possible reasons could include wheel shaped such that only a static (as opposed to dynamic) balance was possible; poor suspension or steering geometry design that magnifies wheel vibration; or wheels that tend to be bent/warped/out of round even when new. So, what do you know about these cars that I do not?

flyman: no such thing as luck in chess, my man. that's why it is the greatest game ever invented. thanks for distracting the monkeys. I made my appointment on time, beat the gynecologist and won myself a lifetime of free yearly pap-smears. now what the FUCK am I going to do with that?

iRtehCrispeh: no sir, I dont mind Sion at all. why would you think I would mind myself?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

uncle phil

nada...

still in...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Force 10

Never been to Oklahoma...

Shoot to kill.

Meridae'n

I'll have an ang Sion...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

grumpyolddude

Sion, everybody knows that we are all our own Pre-chewed gum museum, and the road to the hall of fame is to not bet on your own sport. Curiously, there has not been a Jack-in-the-Box around here for decades, so you missed that turn long ago.

Cool Q on balancin' the BMW. Used to be a real art... now every MoTech grad thinks he's an expert.

Let's keep it goin'!

grumpy

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Fly

hmmm...okay check it out.

you give the free vouchers to your female friends and your buddy's wives.

you hook up a deal with the gyno dude,where you can "study"....yeah... study under his watchful fing...i mean eye,and charge a minimal fee.

you get to see all the crotch you want ,and get a little side cash to boot.

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SterlingStudios

Sion

uncle phil: so, phil, you still beating off to pictures of Seigfried and Roy?

Ruprex: why you dirty rotten scoundrel, I oughta. on nevermind, I had you confused with someone else. your next question: how often do you change your underwear?

Meridaen: where were you last saturday night at around 9 pm? and don't try to lie, coz we got you on videotape.

grumpy: how can you be such a cool guy and still be from Michigan?

flyman: interesting idea, but I've seen some of the women in his waiting room and TRUST ME ON THIS, no one wants to see their crotches. I decided to just donate the vouchers to the local womens shelter.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

GakFace

The Monroe Doctrine was a very great Doctrine, and a fun read, thus its significance. Read About It Here!


Kinda Cheap, but i still read the link, Ask another, and I'll try harder this time, ya know, after i eat 8 cupcakes


Note: it was disjointed because i started to go with one thought, and in the middle of it i got the idea for what you saw. its my 3 second thoughts that are killers.

PsychoBob

I'm in, ask away dooooooooooode!!!

Lebell

I don't get it. I suppose I'll have to read the first page.

<--- Lazy bastard.

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uncle phil

nope, and i quit beating my wife, too...


fire away...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Zooksport2

Back at ya, Sion, Fully agree with you on all those points. Strangely, I have enquiries on a semi-regular basis from expensive vehicle owners wanting cheap tyres..

The 5/7 series Beemer, (and others) have aluminium front suspension, struts, A arms, Control arms, hubs, rotors, calipers et al, ( Though not nesessarily all the above at the same time) which results in a very light "unsprung weight". Because of this, any errors in tyre selection, and balancing will easily show up whilst driving. Owners should be made aware of the ramifications so that a tyre shop is not "held" responsible when the owner complains of ride vibration. In Australia, Nissan Patrol 4WD's have a reknown ride vibration problem. My first question to a potention tyre buyer is " Does your Patrol vibrate?" If the answer is yes, Then I tell him why he can't put cheap tyres on.

OK thats enuff of tyre talk lesson 1.

Next question, please.

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iRtehCrispeh

Well i just assumed that incredibly potent odor got old after time!

Another please

Sion

GakFace: whenever the state of West Virginia, comes up, invariably, someone must make some reference to incest and/or inbreeding. Given that, what do you think of the new Audioslave cd?

PsychoBob: why would it be annoying if your first name was Bob and your last name was Kneeland?

uncle phil: ever driven an 18 wheeler? how about a 9 wheeler?

Zooksport2: are you in favor of enforced euthanasia with regard to the offspring of famous entertainers following in their mother or father's footsteps? example: Joan and Mellisa Rivers.

iRtehCrispeh: what is your favorite use for Crisco?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Meridae'n

Drinking as much free beer as i could before we had to start paying for them at a friends 21st in Leeton (western NSW, Australia), whilst listening to the shittiest 21st speaches on record. I had just driven 350 km from where i had played (and lost) football earlier that day. Being pissed off that we lost football, and that i had copped a punch that had given me a huge blackeye in the process, by 9 o'clock i had decided that only about 6 people there knew me, so i was going to get blind...


Hit me with another one old mate...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

GakFace

Hmm.. When i think Incest and Inbreeding I think.... KENTUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And thus I'd bring them up. Thus i guess I don't have much to say about the new Audioslave CD. That and I haven't heard it. Tell me what to listen to specifically and I'll download it. THEN, in my next post, I'll ANSWER my NEW question, and what I think of the new part to the CD... Deal?

PsychoBob

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sion

PsychoBob: why would it be annoying if your first name was Bob and your last name was Kneeland?



Wait a second wait a second. What are you trying to get at here? What if my name is Bob?? Do you have something against Bob's? I happen to think that Bob Dole is a hilarious person. My brother's best man at his upcoming wedding is named Chris and has a friend who's name is Joe. Joe's uncle is named Bob. Now, you seem kind of mean here. Bob's happen to be very cool people. I don't think that you should be such a hater towards the world of Bob's. Now, Kneeland. That's just a rightous and cool name. I mean, especially if you're a girl. Because then guys would keep saying "Hey, get on your Knees and Land on my cock!" What girl wouldn't want guys to say that to her 24/7!?!?!?!? You would have to be insane if you didn't want people to constantly telling you to suck them off. That's just good plain fun. But why would it be annoying? I guess because you could be Bobbing on your Kneeland and everyone would just expect you to suck them off. After awhile your mouth would just get dry and you wouldn't have to coat it with vasoline and that's toxic and you'd die. Dying while being cool when used in conjunction with shirts and colors and Phish just doesn't work with Bob Kneeland.



Give me another!

uncle phil

nope...nope...


still in...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Zooksport2

NO......


Do I have to say why, Big Brother?

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iRtehCrispeh

My favorite use for Crisco is lube for (womanly) sodomy on a budget

Another

grumpyolddude

Recreational pharmceuticals, beer and plenty of pussy. A Catholic school education and the good sense to get over it. Also, I don't take myself, or anyone else, too seriously.

Michigan really isn't too bad (exept that it's 40 fucking degrees outside on Memorial weekend!); Interesting sports (both pro and college), kick-ass music scene, the whole "Motor City" thing and best of all.... we ain't Ohio! (saves a lot on air freshener)

Let's keep playin'!

grumps

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