GakFace

Well you see, the thing is I was in the mood for some peaches, but I was too lazy to pick them and mash them. Why Mash them? Yeah I was wondering that too, but since I wasn't going to pick them, I might as well make who ever picks them to also mash them as well.... just for shits and giggles I suppose, ya never know, with all these freaky inventions perhaps I was onto something. Of course I pondered this too, which brings me to what happened after i ate my mashed peaches, and lemmie tell you mashed peaches are a lot more expensive than normal ones. I suggest talking to Joe Pesci first, as your normal run of the mill baseball bat just doesn't seem to take people down anymore when you refuse to pay them. Joe Pesci should lead you with a good bat that'll hold up after a few swings. Sure seeing that bat break on a guy is funny, but it soon grows old when you start making a huge bill on new bats..... Oh yeah back to the story. So I was enjoying my peaches while i was thinking of a solution to my problems. I looked at my peaches and then the bat... Nothing, absolutely nothing! But Wait! What laid before my eyes this very moment?!? Some herbs! Yes, the Magical Variety. Either some fairy dropped them off for me, or it was from my Friend, The Slugger. Either way it dawned on me. I immediatly ran to my new invention that grows anything in 2 days. Sadly I doubt it'll get big, but no problem, I'll still be able to create my new hybrid to make my money. I took my mashed peaches and nut(from the peaches, they too were mashed) and then some herbs, LOTS and LOTS of herbs!!! What came out you ask of me? Urches! It was first spelled Herches, but the 'U' gives it that Sea type sound to it, tends to leads the cops away from my fine product. Great Stuff, SO i just got a few more men to bring me peaches, and then used The Slugger on them and obtained colorful items. Put 'em together and I made more Urches -- a Plush fruit with a colorful, Holographic inside, at least thats what they look like after I get halfway thru one of them. Oh hey, I think I just saw a mutated Tweety Bird run down my hallway, I'll answer another question and I find this guy. He Glows of Oranges in a bathtub of Radioactivity! Ooh! And there goes his friend! Catchya later, and Drop by for some Urches!!!!

(heh, didn't think I could pull it off again didja? Yeah i doubted myself for a second, but i gotcha!!! )

((double note: Long reply as i was off for my grandpa's funeral))