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Old 05-25-2003, 01:24 PM   #361 (permalink)
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Meridaen: Walt Whitman or Henry David Thoreau?

GakFace: I cant tell you what to dl off the Audioslave cd because I dont have it. I dled 3 songs, promptly decided I was unimpressed with them and deleted them. I was just trying to throw you a curveball. next question: what is your favorite euphemism for vomiting?

PsychoBob: I've nothing against Bobs. I was just thinking it would suck if your name was Bob Kneeland. Because when read last name first, it would be Kneel-and, Bob. Get it? next question: do you have slack?

uncle phil: are you capable of answers that are not monosyllabic?

Zooksport2: just what the hell is a "vegemite sandwich" anyway?

iRtehCrispeh: re: womanly sodomy: pitcher or catcher?

grumpyolddude: "and best of all.... we ain't Ohio" dude, as an alumnus of the fine university that is THE Ohio State, I must say that I take extreme exception to you comment. This will be your only warning. Another such comment will end your participation in this game. (j/k) next question: just why, exactly, does Michigan smell that way? and how can you stand it?
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Old 05-25-2003, 01:27 PM   #362 (permalink)
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NOTE TO ALL PLAYERS:

only ten more questions will be asked. I've grown somewhat weary of the game and it has become increasingly more difficult to come up with interesting questions. As such, I have decided to end the game. I'll ask questions of the next 10 respondents and that will be all. Get yours while supplies last.
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Old 05-25-2003, 01:30 PM   #363 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2003, 03:49 PM   #364 (permalink)
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GakFace: I cant tell you what to dl off the Audioslave cd because I dont have it. I dled 3 songs, promptly decided I was unimpressed with them and deleted them. I was just trying to throw you a curveball. next question: what is your favorite euphemism for vomiting?
Hmm this is a toughy... I just never get sick, so I don't recall the last time i vomited, and I tend to not be in the same room when someone does. So I guess in that respect I'm old fashioned, Blowing Chunks, or Rugurgiatation (which is just a fun word to say anyways).

Eh, I'll stop here, let some others in on your remaining 9 question. I've been in for the long haul, time for me to race across the finish line, and watch those still going.

Later you questionable topic thead..
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Old 05-25-2003, 05:58 PM   #365 (permalink)
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First of all: Congrats on the NCAA championship. The Big Ten rules!

What you are smelling is the intrusion of fresh air upon the habitat. In Royal Oak, it blends with motorcycle exhaust and pot to be almost breatheable. The Rouge River smells a lot like the Maumee. The farther north you go, the harder it is to breathe... not enough minerals in the air. You just have to get used to it.

Sorry to see the thread end. It's been fun. Thanks!

btw...Why did you guys steal toledo from us?

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Old 05-25-2003, 11:39 PM   #366 (permalink)
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PsychoBob: I've nothing against Bobs. I was just thinking it would suck if your name was Bob Kneeland. Because when read last name first, it would be Kneel-and, Bob. Get it? next question: do you have slack?
Wait a second, what do you mean the Big Ten Rules!?!?! I don't understand these inside jokes between you Ohioians and Michigianianians. Oh wait, I know you're talking about the Ten Big Rules! Otherwise known as 'The Ten Commandments.' You know what my favorite commandment is? Well, if you're an idiot and have never read the bible, then you'll not understand what this means, but the first commandment is by far the best. (For those of you who don't know, it's 'Go Out and be Fruitful' aka have lots of sex!!!!) But wait, oh I know! You're not talking about the bible (or so I think), you're talking about the Big Ten athletic conference in the NCAA. Sheesh, do I feel blonde. Afterall, I go to Purdue, I should have known that. (man, that sarcasm is so think, I can actually slice it with a cutco knife. Of course, what can't you cut with a cutco knife!?!?!?!?!) But anyways, so do I have slack?!?!? Well I think Milton used the word 'slack' best:

Whence these raging fires Will slacken, if his breath stir not their flames.

But, since I wasn't sure what you meant by slack, I went to Dictionary.com and found out what it did mean. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=slack (Disclamer:Before reading any further, I would open that link up in another window in order to try to attempt to figure out what I mean) But do I have any slack? Well, once, long ago, I was in a slack when I found slack! Boy was I happy, afterall, how often do you find slack when you're down in a slack. As it later turned out, the slack was slack! And boy, as you can imagine, I was elated. So I scanned the slack into my computer and saved it in my slack. So, the slack that I found while in a slack was scanned and saved in slack! Unfortunately, as soon as I saved it, Lightning struck my computer and blew it up! I went beserk ended up falling out of my 3rd floor window into a slack and the slack that was slack slacked away! So, I lost my slack that was slack in a slack by it slacking away. Very sad, huh?

Give me another!!!!


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Old 05-26-2003, 12:09 AM   #367 (permalink)
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actually, Even tho i amazing think i understood that, I think that they SLACKing off and just saying yes, would mean he had SLACK, but unfornunately he did not SLACK off in doing his research of SLACK, thus to say he doesn't have much SLACK, he no SLACK was earned from typing that up...

BTW, speaking of slack... http://www.sjgames.com/chezgeek/
This is a Card Game based on SLACK, He who gains the SLACK goal wins. Yes, thats right, its a game where the biggest slacker wins!!!!
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Old 05-26-2003, 02:02 AM   #368 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2003, 02:27 AM   #369 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2003, 03:15 PM   #370 (permalink)
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Atropos4: trickle down economic theory, bullshit or revelation?

Revelation because I wasn't quite sure what it was until alpha phi explained it to me. I don't exactly keep up on those kind of things. He does.

Trickle down economic is the flow of money from the rich people to the poor people. Instead of the vaccum of money from the poor people to the rich people. It's one of the basic principle of American economics .

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Old 05-26-2003, 04:45 PM   #371 (permalink)
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uncle phil (question 10): sending it to you telepathically. you DO recieve telepathic PM's, right?

PsychoBob (question 9): The Subgenious declares that you DO NOT have slack. your question: who are the Pink Boys?

Miranda (question 8): your question is an assignment. I'm 98.6% certain I've already asked you a question. I don't, however, recall if you ever answered it. And since I dont feel much like looking back through the entire thread to find out, your assignment is to find out if you did answer my question? Was your answer interesting? Expound.

XenuHubbard (question 7): more passe: "Smell ya later" or "You go girlfriend!"?

Atropos4 (question 6): ask alpha phi to explain it again, because he obviously left out the part about trickle down theory being complete bullshit. (never mind, I'll do it myself. Trickle down economic theory was popular during the Reagan 80's. The idea was that corporate tax breaks and other benefit-the-rich type of government actions were also good for both the lower classes and the economy as a whole. With more disposable income, the rich pump money into the economy and this benefits everyone, as the economy grows and everyone gets a taste via the money "trickling down" to eventually even reach the poor. This theory is about on par, IMHO, with communism: great idea, in theory ONLY; doesn't, can't, won't ever work in reality. your question: what about cat leashes?
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Old 05-26-2003, 10:39 PM   #372 (permalink)
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"You go girlfriend!" is much more passe. Nobody says "Smell ya later!" and means it.

You go girlfriend! is a serious statement, confirming the strong feminine bonds between speaker and subject and their friendship. Thus kind of pathetic.
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Old 05-27-2003, 02:13 AM   #373 (permalink)
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Vegimite sandwich.............

1)Take 2 pieces of bread, plain or otherwise, toasted or otherwise,
2)add lots or a little "vegimite to 1 slice.
3)Slap both slices together.... Tada!


OR..... type 2.... (bear in mind that Vegimite is a VERY dark brown)
Take a butt cheek....... refer above.......!!!


Howzat???????

or, courtsey of: http://www.wn.com.au/firefrog/vegimite.htm

How To Make A Perfect

Vegemite Sandwich.

By Fire Frog.

There is an art to vegemite. Less is best. I still
remember the horrified looks my family gave as a friend
from England smeared a full half a tablespoon or more on
her toast and bit in. She probably remembers that
moment really well too !


Vegemite should not be mistaken for jam.
Put vegemite on a sandwich the way
you would marmalade, and you might be sick.


You should use about a, um, 'smear' - or very small bit of
vegemite. The toast should be seen underneath.

And vegemite is eaten with butter or marg. Not on just
plain bread. The more butter you use, the more
vegemite, so a vegemite roll can have almost half a
teaspoon of vegemite, if it also has a teaspoonful of
butter.
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Old 05-27-2003, 04:03 PM   #374 (permalink)
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Zooksport: correction to the question: to be more precise, what the hell is vegimite? I already know what a sandwich is, thanks.
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Old 05-28-2003, 02:01 AM   #375 (permalink)
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Zooksport: correction to the question: to be more precise, what the hell is vegimite? I already know what a sandwich is, thanks.
Direct from the jar: ingredients: Yeast Extract, Salt, More salt, malt extract, and other stuff.

web site: http://www.vegemite.com.au/

When a young chemist named Dr Cyril P Callister at the Fred Walker Cheese Company developed a remarkable new spread from brewer's yeast, an Aussie icon was born. The result was a nutritious spread with an appealing taste that is also one of the world's richest known sources of Vitamin B

The Taste: Not at all delicate. Grows on you. Buy some, Try some.
Here, you can buy in small jars of about 100 grams. I like vegemite on me toast. Is also nice with cheese.

(Warning... if you have too much, it tastes terrible!!!)
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Old 05-28-2003, 10:14 AM   #376 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2003, 12:08 PM   #377 (permalink)
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the answer to this one is relatively difficult. since for years it has been common knowledge that moss does not grow on a rolling stone, we have been duped by egg-crates into thinking that green cheese does make up the moon. this theory is false. the electric bombardier NV (neighborhood vehicle) closed it's website recently and this precipitated a holy war between my credit union and the corvette anniversary road tour. i am now leaning toward a new zip drive to replace the one that mrs. o'leary kicked over but will probably end up with linksys instead...


oh, and i'm still in for the duration...
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Old 05-28-2003, 03:03 PM   #378 (permalink)
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ganon (question 5): what color is Smurf jizz?

uncle phil (question 4): What's love got to do with it?



ONLY 3 QUESTIONS REMAIN. get yours while supplies last.
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:46 PM   #379 (permalink)
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How often do I change my underwear you ask? Mostly just once a day. Sometimes though, I come home for lunch and get lucky with the girl so in that case, since their off, I go ahead and get fresh undies and socks. Also, I do a lot of hiking and for the long ones I like to take an extra pair and change in the middle of the hike. It cuts down on the chafing.

I tell ya, I truly enjoy fresh undies and socks.

Now, on a different note... I don't wash my shirts and pants after every wear. I wear an under shirt which I always wash and yes, sometimes change that twice in a day as well. I sit in an air-conditioned building all day so usually I can wear a shirt two or three times before I have to expose it to the harsh washer or expensive dry-clean. I'm not the fat guy who always sweats so I can get away with it. Call me dirty but my cloths last a lot longer and no one ever knows but me...and now the rest of the world ;-)


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Old 05-28-2003, 10:21 PM   #380 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:00 AM   #381 (permalink)
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ike turner can probably answer this better than i can, so i'll defer to him...


keep 'em comin'...
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Old 05-29-2003, 02:17 PM   #382 (permalink)
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Ruprex (question number 3): "oooooo that smell. cant you smell that smell?" what is that smell?

XenuHubbard (question number 2): better philospher: Socrates or Neitzche (sp?)?

uncle phil (lucky recipient of the final question):
admit it phil, you LIKE wrestling with that pig, dont you?
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Old 05-29-2003, 02:18 PM   #383 (permalink)
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oh and, a BIG thanks to all who played. first time I ever had a BB thread I started go on so long.

stay tuned for other wonderful Sion threads coming to a TFP forum near you.
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:02 PM   #384 (permalink)
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start one soon, sion...
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:16 PM   #385 (permalink)
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Indeed it is a wonderful smell. I like the smell of it better when it's not on fire.

Thanks Sion, fun thread.
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Old 05-29-2003, 05:11 PM   #386 (permalink)
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Atropos4 (question 6): ask alpha phi to explain it again, because he obviously left out the part about trickle down theory being complete bullshit. (never mind, I'll do it myself. Trickle down economic theory was popular during the Reagan 80's. The idea was that corporate tax breaks and other benefit-the-rich type of government actions were also good for both the lower classes and the economy as a whole. With more disposable income, the rich pump money into the economy and this benefits everyone, as the economy grows and everyone gets a taste via the money "trickling down" to eventually even reach the poor. This theory is about on par, IMHO, with communism: great idea, in theory ONLY; doesn't, can't, won't ever work in reality. your question: what about cat leashes?
heh- Honestly, I don't really care about politics and I never will. All I see and hear with politics is usually Blah Blah Blah.

My answer. If you mean actually putting a leash on one of my cats and trying (trying being the key word) to take them for a walk. Then ummm I have a harness but the only cat it fits on is Sniffles and she just lays down when I put it on her. Haven't tried to put in on her in about a year. Cats are to independent to be leashed. At least mine are anyways.

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Old 05-30-2003, 03:39 AM   #387 (permalink)
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